External Link/Members OnlyBooking was fast and smooth - FK with an Oap, 2 outfits chosen, and post code by return text - all wrapped up inside 4 mins. Very sexy voice. Wow, I thought , this Wg is a real professional and from her profile gonna have a real good time. ( Dream on, sonny.)
Rolled up in street outside at D-10mins and sent text as requested for flat no. No response by D+10 mins so made voice call. Told punt still on and given block/flat no. When arrived at least D+15 mins, told all my fault. Should not have texted - often doesn't get them-, at point of booking didn't i remember being told to call? So its my fault and 15+mins lost already from punt. (was it really my fault? why didn't she ring me when D hour passed? wasn't she curious/anxious? suspect from later behaviour could be another time wasting tactic)
Shudda walked but she looked so fetching in her expensive lingerie stockings and heels. After she had stashed the cash, was disappointed to find it was too hot for my chosen outfits. Too late for a refund. Got an extensive getting to know session and no matter how extremely sexy looking and sounding Lynne is - its the sex you've come for. She is a very interesting and accomplished lady - and she will you so in spades.
It was very hard coming to grips with her - like trying to get hold of a slippery bar of soap. Fk was ridiculous she ducked, dived and dodged and i couldn't even get past her lips when did manage to get on target. Was scolded for brushing her ears by mistake - but it was her shying away at the last minute time and time again that caused it.
And as for "Sexy Nips" actual tits - they were ultra-sensitive and virtually off limits. She had also supposedly hurt her back and moved with extreme difficulty when prone. Doggy, reverse cg and spoons had to be performed very delicately. It was hard to maintain John Thomas' interest when i was clearly being keep at arms(a barge poles?) length. Anyway he was declared so very big to be hard to manage. But last week he was too small and kept falling out of the WG. I argued and pointed out every cock u see on the internet is much larger. She replied - don't believe everything you read on the internet. (returning to the car, wondered if same advice also applied to the tales of torrid sex on her profile and blog)
The room was well presented, and so was the Wg but cant help thinking i'd had a masterclass in time wasting. No more mature English courtesans for me - they run rings round you promising so much but delivering so little. It s a bit much when you get more action from a shagged out EE for half the cost.
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NEG except hold myself partly to blame. Had put too much store in Wgs profile blurb and too slow to challenge all the discrepancies - not that i think it would have got me anywhere.
"Don't believe all you read on the internet" was such good advice - shudda applied to her profile.
