Helen of Telford

[fiver33]

Now i know many of you have heard about this lady and many never get a chance to see her but I am one of the fortunate ones who do get to see her on a regular basis and without a doubt is one of the, if not even the, very best .. last saw her yesterday at around 4.00 pm for my usual visit ..

Nice clean and welcoming newly built apartment on a Telford suburb estate (she has moved here recently) Very easy to find and it felt safe and has easy parking lose by

The Lady

As other reports have said, Helen is an absolutely knockout and drop dead gorgeous .. very fit and a very sexy body .. would shame a lot of ladies half her age .. fantastic to view that 'bootiful' arse as she walks up the stairs ... :o) a REAL sight for sore eyes .. This is the one woman that MILF actually does apply to

I have seen Helen many times now, and if she is available, no one else comes close .. always a very fulfilling experience with Helen .. no rush, and she is a true GFE ... puts you at ease from the word go .. she just gets better every time. If you get a chance i would certainly make a point of visiting Helen, she can be hard to get hold of a times for newcomers, but only because she is careful so well worth persevering with and to keep trying to contact .. like i said .. why go anywhere else ??

Thanks again Helen babes for a wonderful time ... till my next visit .. take care and stay safe now ..


Website:   External Link/Members Only

[Madone1]

Helen has always been held in very high regard in the West Midlands area would have liked to see her myself and almost managed once but she changed her mind about working on the date I asked her about on the one time my phone call was answered.

I wouldn't bother now as it is far to much fucking around for a shag no matter how good she is.

[Turtle Z]

Why bother reviewing this fucking time waster, and she is a fucking time waster! As usual, she has another useless fucking site that you have to join in the hope of finding contact information, which inevitably leads nowhere, as usual. Why does she do this if she's not seeing new punters? I tried to see her for a couple of years, sent numerous emails, none of which were ever responded to.

[shithappens]

I saw her a few years back ------ not a bad shag but I've had the same elsewhere without the fucking about

[Madone1]

I saw her a few years back ------ not a bad shag but I've had the same elsewhere without the fucking about

Agreed there is far to much fucking around when it comes to Helen and some other girls I might add the air of mystery might do it for some guys but anymore the a couple of emails and txt message is to much messing around for me.

And as for joining her forum and kissing her arse for a week just to get a chance and ringing her voicemail screw that

[Turtle Z]

The Lady
 very fit and a very sexy body .. would shame a lot of ladies half her age ..

Thanks again Helen babes for a wonderful time ... till my next visit .. take care and stay safe now ..

Website:   External Link/Members Only

And what would you class as half her age? She must be circa 55 by now because I remember she was in her 40's when I first tried to see her about 12 years ago.

"Thanks Helen babes for a wonderful time"...  " Take care and stay safe now"  Did you write this for no other reason than to blow smoke up her arse?     

[george r]

I saw her about 7 or 8 yrs ago after ringing for 2 or 3 days !! what a let down when I got there, she was nothing like her pics and put a ton of weight on, we used a very small back room not big enough to swing a cat in !! service average and left feeling I had wasted my time and  money to be honest ?

[stevieboy]

I visited her years and years ago. Most i have ever paid for a punt. As stated on here i had to kiss arse on her forum for a week beforehand but i was of the understanding that I would be rewarded with a first class punt..... How wrong was I!!

[Turtle Z]

Well this review has taken an interesting turn. The last two posters basically saying she's now fat and not much good either. I'm always suspicious when I read reviews similar to the fluffy shite posted by the OP. She's obviously a legend in her own head and perhaps her list of regulars ain't what it used to be and this review was an attempt to drum up business. 

[stevieboy]

It was getting on for 10 years since i saw her, she was decent looking , false tits (not into them but they were decent) but IMO spoiled by a large tattoo. Her problem was she had such a high opinion of herself. What i will say is she gives a fantastic BJ . But at £140 ten years ago was bloody expensive hour.Now thinking back was actually 45 minutes!!

[Turtle Z]

It was getting on for 10 years since i saw her, she was decent looking , false tits (not into them but they were decent) but IMO spoiled by a large tattoo. Her problem was she had such a high opinion of herself. What i will say is she gives a fantastic BJ . But at £140 ten years ago was bloody expensive hour.Now thinking back was actually 45 minutes!!

Fucking hilarious, not once has anyone ever mentioned that she has fake tits, not just fake tits though, a fucking large tattoo on her tits. Each on their own would rule me out from being interested but together there's just nothing worse. 

[Turtle Z]

Stevie, out of interest, how old would you say she was now?

[stevieboy]

As stated not a fan at all of fake tits likewise of women with big tattoos. How disappointed do you think i was after parting with £140 big ones , took her top off there they were!!. I know your gonna say you should have looked at photos... I did the photos on her site were not current.
You live and learn.
The only punting legend I have met is Louise Naturally Blonde east of Nottingham!!

[Turtle Z]

As stated not a fan at all of fake tits likewise of women with big tattoos. How disappointed do you think i was after parting with £140 big ones , took her top off there they were!!. I know your gonna say you should have looked at photos... I did the photos on her site were not current.
You live and learn.
The only punting legend I have met is Louise Naturally Blonde east of Nottingham!!

I remember seeing her profile pics years ago and there was no sign or mention of a tattoo. I actually had an appointment with her which was cancelled, can't remember why but sounds like I had a lucky escape, I'd have been mega pissed off had I turned up to find fake tits and a large tattoo on them. I gave up at future attempts to book after she refused to answer the phone or return emails.

[Richy40]

Not seen her in a long time but for me up there in my 5 top punts ever.

Really surprised to see so much negativity as my own experiences with her were pretty amazing.

One of the few WG's that pretty much begged to have it up the arse  which coupled with her love of snogging and fantastic BJ made for a great time.

Just a bit far out for me which is why I stopped.

[Turtle Z]

Not seen her in a long time but for me up there in my 5 top punts ever.

Maybe she was but she's never had a review on here up until recently and it's a review that reads like she wrote it herself or asked the punter to post it. I find it odd that in all the time UKP's been going she's never been reviewed. I saw a mature WG about 12 years ago who was in my top 5 ever punts but I wouldn't want to see her now. The question is, is she worth seeing now and a number of previously unmentioned issues have emerged.

1. She's piled on the timber
2. She has fake tits,
3. She has fake tits covered in a large chavvy tattoo
4. She's circa 55
5. A couple of punters with recent experience of her were underwhelmed by the experience.
6. She thinks so highly of herself that you have to blow smoke up her arse through her shite forum before standing a chance of seeing her.

In that list only her age wouldn't necessarily put off but there are five other reasons why I personally would not be remotely interested in seeing her now.

[jack0]

Looks like it negatives all round

[fiver33]

Each to his own ... just posted my own opinion and experience on this WG is all   

[midsman]

Did you get the bb service that her regulars appear to enjoy??

[Turtle Z]

Of course, I forgot to add BB to the list.

[fredbassett]

Each to his own ... just posted my own opinion and experience on this WG is all   

Aye, thanks. I probably wouldn't with any more reviews if you get yourself all excited over a mid 50's plus lard arse with iffy fake tits and an 'up her own arse ' attitude.