Author Topic: alice big tits (Read 3805 times)

the groper · « **on:** July 21, 2016, 06:20:40 pm »

07466326827, I'm not computer savvy so I don't know how to link to AW but she is on there.

Date; 8/7/2016

Comms; Rang about 90 minutes before I wanted to see Alice, no problems with language as her English is very good.

Location; A flat near Euston Station, nice and clean, easy to find.

The lady; As per pictures and as others have described her. Greeted me with a smile and a handshake(!),wearing a black dress and flip-flops, she hadn't made any real effort to dress up but that isn't something that bothers me.
Alice is short(5 ft 2), large build, big bum and thick strong legs and I would guess a size 16-18 and as can be seen from her profile pictures, ludicrously big breasts. Facially, not the best looking lady, very plain featured.

The meet; Arranged for 1 hour, 130 quid paid, no messing about on the price. Asked for a quick shower which was granted. The bathroom was clean and functional. After I showered I went back into the bedroom where Alice was already naked. Her bosoms were hanging to her belly button and it scared me slightly, I must admit.
I asked for a massage which was surprisingly good, the only white woman I've ever been with who does a half-decent massage. Moved onto sex after a while, mish only. Banged for a short while then I got tired/bored and called it a day.
Afterwards we lay together and talked about nothing in particular while I jerked. After climax, she gave me a quick wipe down then jumped in the shower. I see other members here have been less than positive about Alice but I found her a fine lady with a good attitude and a gentle manner.
Good; Nice and friendly, enormous soft breasts to rest your weary head against, not overly expensive.
Bad; Very plain looking as mentioned but I didn't spend much time looking at her face.
Would I return? Yes, although I could well be in a minority.
The Groper

Fully Sated · « **Reply #1 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:27:07 pm »

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #2 on:** July 21, 2016, 07:57:58 pm »

Fair play its your review and you can rate it how you wish, however you say you did one position with her then got bored and wanked yourself off? Did you try anything else and how was it received?

Candyman · « **Reply #3 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:08:18 pm »

I like a huge pair of naturals but hers just seem too big. I can't see how anyone can find a lady attractive when the breasts are that size

the groper · « **Reply #4 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:12:38 pm »

Quote from: Fully Sated on July 21, 2016, 07:27:07 pm

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I'm obliged

the groper · « **Reply #5 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:15:34 pm »

Quote from: HighlyMotivated on July 21, 2016, 07:57:58 pm

Fair play its your review and you can rate it how you wish, however you say you did one position with her then got bored and wanked yourself off? Did you try anything else and how was it received?

To be honest no. I'm a lazy sod so I just preferred to take it easy. I do plan to see her again though so I might try something different next time.

HighlyMotivated · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:16:43 pm »

Quote from: the groper on July 21, 2016, 08:15:34 pm

To be honest no. I'm a lazy sod so I just preferred to take it easy. I do plan to see her again though so I might try something different next time.

Fairs

thanks for the review

the groper · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2016, 08:18:24 pm »

Quote from: Candyman on July 21, 2016, 08:08:18 pm

I like a huge pair of naturals but hers just seem too big. I can't see how anyone can find a lady attractive when the breasts are that size

Yes her breasts are too large truth be told, she told me they weigh 4kg each and I can certainly believe it! Wouldn't prevent a repeat visit though.

BillGoldberg · « **Reply #8 on:** July 22, 2016, 12:52:35 pm »

Quote from: Candyman on July 21, 2016, 08:08:18 pm

I like a huge pair of naturals but hers just seem too big. I can't see how anyone can find a lady attractive when the breasts are that size

To a big tit fanatic like me, that statement is ludicrous!!

They can NEVER be too big

Saying that though, by most reliable accounts she's a fat, lazy, unimaginative cow and a lousy punt

So, fuck no !!!!

Candyman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 24, 2016, 04:42:43 pm »

Surely they can though?? For me its more about proportion. Even a D or nice full C cup can look good if they are on a very slim and petite frame. Hers just look like abnormal growths though and even if she was slim I wouldn't like the look. Having said that I guess I might be compelled to give them a good grope if they were in front of me

the groper · « **Reply #10 on:** July 24, 2016, 05:12:59 pm »

You'd probably get an ear-bashing if you tried. From the time I spent with her I'd say it's not something she likes.

Candyman · « **Reply #11 on:** July 24, 2016, 05:15:41 pm »

So its £130 for an hour and you just get to look at them

the groper · « **Reply #12 on:** July 24, 2016, 05:25:40 pm »

I see I really am in a minority with this lady!

BillGoldberg · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2016, 01:08:56 am »

Quote from: Candyman on July 24, 2016, 05:15:41 pm

So its £130 for an hour and you just get to look at them

Nothing worse than stupid cunts like this
The main draw for titmen like me to book a whore with monstrous naturals is to have your way with those monstrous naturals, yet they don't like having them touched

Absofuckinglutely ridiculous

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