External Link/Members Only30 mins @ £60
I’ve been having a string of good punts lately, it was only a matter of time before I ran into a bad apple, Sod’s law I guess.
Latina parlour in Denmark Hill, as usual these girls move around weekly. Profile states 21 years old - if that’s true then I am a cabbage. Easily in her mid 30’s, profile pics are shopped as she’s heavier in person, facially her verification pic is more accurate. Huge fake boobs but her ass is outrageous, should have it’s own postcode.
The punt - she greeted me all happy and smiley, it was hot as fuck and she offered me beer, water etc. got me a nice glass of ice water, could not ask for a better hostess. But my name isn’t Lenny Henry and I’m pretty sure this wasn’t Premier Inn. Handed over the cash and so it began.
This girl is a monumental time-waster, she has it down to a fine art. First few minutes she kept popping out of the room to talk to the security dude while I sat watching fucking Judge Dredd (2012 version with Karl Urban) on the tv. Eventually she comes back in and starts fiddling with crap on the dresser. Next she pulls out a top sheet for the bed and spreads it evenly…. Then it’s back to the dresser for more fiddling with crap. By now I had already decided that 60 of my hard-earned was going down the shitter. So I said to myself let’s just see how far she would take it, put on my best naive newbie face and let her call the shots.
She adjusted the fan because it was hot, and back to the dresser. Smiley and chatting away in Spanish and broken English. Told me to get undressed and stripped off herself… and back to the dresser. Got me to lay on the bed as she undressed, popped out for a quick word with security, came back to the room… and back to the dresser. Smiley chatty in Spanish.. Started to fix her hair into a ponytail which appeared more difficult than solving Rubik’s cube… and back to the dresser.
Dredd had just thrown someone out of a window.. Yes I was actually getting into the movie. Then Veronica uttered the inevitable phrase, “Turn over baby I give you massage”.
I stifled my laugh, turned over and let her get on with it.
Turned onto my back and finally a wild condom appeared. Straight onto my disinterested cock for some OW with lots of fake moaning but at least I could get my hands on that ass. Having got me sufficiently hard she stopped and asked to go straight to doggy. Finally a glimmer of hope. Highlight of this farce was during doggy she got up on her toes and did some mad twerking on my dick, epic but nowhere near enough to save the punt. Mish and as expected couldn’t touch her tits as [insert bullshit reason - really can’t remember].
Sure enough the knock on the door came signalling time was up and she’s all happy smiley chatty again. Incredibly she asked if I wanted 15 minutes more, abso-fucking-lutely not.
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