Cueballs coming to Leicester

[cueball]

Nar then

Yes, you're favourite northerner may just be heading to leicester in the near future.

Now, I'm looking to podge a good one of your lasses.

I thought I'd ask all my new EM friends for their recommendations.

[Turtle Z]

I know you likes a milf so don't pass up this one...

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[vw]

Do they eat pies on the east Midlands ?    Imagine taking a pie to share is to fluffy for them.

No clues for you CB. 

[cueball]

I know you likes a milf so don't pass up this one...

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That's an excellent first salvo, she's gone in my pending milfy list.

Cheers 

Keep em coming friends

Oooo, just had a thought,I could take some black pudding as a tip (that'd be a first)

[vw]

Oooo, just had a thought,I could take some black pudding as a tip (that'd be a first)

Sure I read comments earlier banning black puddings on one of the reviews. 

[Turtle Z]

And don't miss Vicki before she retires, she's excellent... 

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[GolfNut]

Best I can come up with matey:

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Don't really get to Leicester very often 

[cueball]

Best I can come up with matey:

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Don't really get to Leicester very often 

I take it you're one of the members in her feedback are you golfie?

Shame on you for not reviewing

 

[GolfNut]

I take it you're one of the members in her feedback are you golfie?

Shame on you for not reviewing

 

  She's a real cutie. Wanted to keep her all to myself but seeing as we're such good mates thought I'd let you in on my secret. 

[cueball]

She's a real cutie. Wanted to keep her all to myself but seeing as we're such good mates thought I'd let you in on my secret. 

I'll put that one in my cage matey (see, I'm picking up the lingo "matey")

Keep em coming though matey's

[Turtle Z]

And don't forget Cheryl of Loughborough, who's been well reviewed recently. 

Apparently she gives a cracking hand job!

[webpunter]

Yes, you're [least  ] favourite northerner may just be heading to leicester in the near future.

Thought for a moment you are a football player & are Kante's replacement

[cueball]

Thought for a moment you are a football player & are Kante's replacement

Don't follow football, is it the world cup this week?

[Picti]

I don't know you as well as some others seem to.  What are your preferences in terms of appearance, type, age, etc?  What kind of punt do you like, preferred services, deal-breakers, etc? Budget? Etc.

[cueball]

I don't know you as well as some others seem to.  What are your preferences in terms of appearance, type, age, etc?  What kind of punt do you like, preferred services, deal-breakers, etc? Budget? Etc.

Ages.... 18 to 50

Enthusiasm is everything, dfk is a deal breaker and if they take it up ze bumfer for 120 on the hour then I'm smiling

[debemezekwem]

mandy?

[newinnotts83]

Here's one for your special list Cueball
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[cueball]

mandy?

Do you think mandy would let me podge her?

There might be a lynch mob waiting for me

[CoolTiger]

Ages.... 18 to 50

Enthusiasm is everything, dfk is a deal breaker and if they take it up ze bumfer for 120 on the hour then I'm smiling

Presumably you have seen this list....

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If so, any thoughts from that?

[cueball]

Presumably you have seen this list....

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If so, any thoughts from that?

Yes, there's some lucky candidates in there.

[Picti]

Ages.... 18 to 50

Enthusiasm is everything, dfk is a deal breaker and if they take it up ze bumfer for 120 on the hour then I'm smiling

If you can be mobile while you're here then choose wisely from the list.  There are very good reasons we travel through different parts of the EM.

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If you're restricted to Leicester then currently either:

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Although £130 p/h + £30 for (size dependent) anal.  Not sure whether she's currently seeing unfamiliar punters, but excellent comms so just ask.  You'll either have a great punt or be able to provoke with a negative review, so win - win.

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Everything you wanted and a spare tenner for a pie and pint afterwards.  In-call location can be tricky to find if you don't know the area, but sat-nav should see you right.  Currently listed as away till 26th (July I assume).

However for all your kind, supportive, humanitarian posts on the EM board, we recommend

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Guaranteed enthusiastic anal, bang on £120 p/h, but she'll be behind you!

Enjoy your trip.

[Turtle Z]

However for all your kind, supportive, humanitarian posts on the EM board, we recommend

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Guaranteed enthusiastic anal, bang on £120 p/h, but she'll be behind you!

Enjoy your trip.

That's a generous recommendation Pics, this girl offers our northern brethren both width and length.




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[Picti]

That's a generous recommendation Pics, this girl offers our northern brethren both width and length.




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Nothing more than he deserves, and we want him to fully FEEL that EM love!

[cueball]

Although £130 p/h + £30 for (size dependent) anal.  Not sure whether she's currently seeing unfamiliar punters, but excellent comms so just ask.  You'll either have a great punt or be able to provoke with a negative review, so win - win. :I don't need to provoke,, you lads do a right royal job of that

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Everything you wanted and a spare tenner for a pie and pint afterwards. I'm glad you've been reading my posting style and taken some of its qualities on board, you can have a "I love cueball" badge

However for all your kind, supportive, humanitarian posts on the EM board, we recommend

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Guaranteed enthusiastic anal, bang on £120 p/h, but she'll be behind you! I'll leave that one for you, i doubt she'd even raise your eye brow 

Enjoy your trip. will you and some  of your friends be able to do a meet and greet, in a airport meet type scenario, you know, with a board saying cueball in your hands as I get off the train 

There were so many points in your loving post I had to break it down to answer properly.

If my actual visit is half as funny as my ukp visits then at least I'll be giggling.

Thanks matey's 

[Turtle Z]

There were so many points in your loving post I had to break it down to answer properly.

If my actual visit is half as funny as my ukp visits then at least I'll be giggling.

Thanks matey's 

There may well be a tear in your eye from Pics last recommendation but it won't be tears of laughter. 

[cueball]

There may well be a tear in your eye from Pics last recommendation but it won't be tears of laughter. 

Yes, I gathered that, I'll leave that one for him  I'll read his eye watering review 

[Picti]

Yes, I gathered that, I'll leave that one for him  I'll read his eye watering review 

I'm happy to leave that as a dusty dildo.  The one and only issue where I find agreement with Elton John is that it's better to give than  to receive.

Banter aside, I hope you have a pleasurable trip to the EM and enjoy the company of one or two of our fine lasses.  I'll look forward to your review. 

[cueball]

Banter aside, I hope you have a pleasurable trip to the EM and enjoy the company of one or two of our fine lasses.  I'll look forward to your review. 

Well, I've got quite a list to be going on with and plenty of food for thought.

I've also got an invite round for a barbecue with golfie and all his family, he said they provide  the banjo's 

[GolfNut]

Well, I've got quite a list to be going on with and plenty of food for thought.

I've also got an invite round for a barbecue with golfie and all his family, he said they provide  the banjo's 

 

I'm sure I can dig out some Black Pudding and Pie. Don't taste too good on the barbie though does it?

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[threechilliman]

be able to provoke with a negative review, so win - win.

I guess that's what you thought I did when I visited - not so, I can assure you my friend. I chose Mandy because of her numerous positive reviews (29 at the time as I recall it) and decided she was a nailed on decent punt. Turns out I was wrong - she was a very average punt at best. I do wonder why she gets so many positive reviews even now...... I'm sure there's an answer to that somewhere.

tcm

[GolfNut]

I guess that's what you thought I did when I visited - not so, I can assure you my friend. I chose Mandy because of her numerous positive reviews (29 at the time as I recall it) and decided she was a nailed on decent punt. Turns out I was wrong - she was a very average punt at best. I do wonder why she gets so many positive reviews even now...... I'm sure there's an answer to that somewhere.

tcm

Maybe you caught her on an off day tcm  We all know it happens.

[Picti]

I guess that's what you thought I did when I visited - not so, I can assure you my friend. I chose Mandy because of her numerous positive reviews (29 at the time as I recall it) and decided she was a nailed on decent punt. Turns out I was wrong - she was a very average punt at best. I do wonder why she gets so many positive reviews even now...... I'm sure there's an answer to that somewhere.

tcm

That's a big jump in reasoning tcm, that thought never crossed my mind. I accepted your review as your experience, which unfortunately wasn't great. I didn't challenge or criticise your review at the time. I also have no problem acknowledging that any WG can produce variable performance for a variety of reasons. That won't make you feel any better about spending on a punt that fell well short of your expectations though. Neither will I discredit the majority of positive reviews she has.

My flippant rather than serious comment was specific to cueball as he does relish a bit of EM-baiting. Hope we're clear.

[cueball]

I'm sure I can dig out some Black Pudding and Pie. Don't taste too good on the barbie though does it?

You cad golfie, you promised me fillet steak

My flippant rather than serious comment was specific to cueball as he does relish a bit of EM-baiting.

No no, you've got me all wrong robin, I'm just making new friends with you and the other merry men of sherwood.

What I'd like to know is will the evil sheriff be able to see the smoke from golfie's barbie?

Leicester does come under the Sherwood jurisdiction doesn't it?

Oh, and is Mandy a modern day maid Marion?


I can see me in bloody whicker man with all you buggers doing a crazy dance around it

[Turtle Z]

You cad golfie, you promised me fillet steak

He may well have done but probably realised that your finely tuned intestines may well  reject any attempt at a proper feeding with real meat. We'll need several more visits to wean you off lancashire ducks (faggots) and black pudding before we feed you the good stuff. 

[cueball]

He may well have done but probably realised that your finely tuned intestines may well  reject any attempt at a proper feeding with real meat. We'll need several more visits to wean you off lancashire ducks (faggots) and black pudding before we feed you the good stuff.

I'm looking forward to a traditional Leicester dish, one that dates back in history, a dish that put Leicester on the map.

I've had a Google and done my homework......

Chicken dupiaza comes up as a traditional Leicester dish.

Is google wrong matey's?

[Turtle Z]

I'm looking forward to a traditional Leicester dish, one that dates back in history, a dish that put Leicester on the map.

I've had a Google and done my homework......

Chicken dupiaza comes up as a traditional Leicester dish.

Is google wrong matey's?

Spot on; plenty of that available, especially if you come during Leicester's famous British festival of Diwali! 

[threechilliman]

Maybe you caught her on an off day tcm  We all know it happens.

It would be interesting to know whether Mandy felt she had an off day when I visited.

tcm

[threechilliman]

That's a big jump in reasoning tcm, that thought never crossed my mind. I accepted your review as your experience, which unfortunately wasn't great. I didn't challenge or criticise your review at the time. I also have no problem acknowledging that any WG can produce variable performance for a variety of reasons. That won't make you feel any better about spending on a punt that fell well short of your expectations though. Neither will I discredit the majority of positive reviews she has.

My flippant rather than serious comment was specific to cueball as he does relish a bit of EM-baiting. Hope we're clear.

Fair do's, just wanted to make my position absolutely clear as others have been accused of it elsewhere.

tcm

[cueball]

I hope maid mandy isn't having an off day if I see her.

What's her best day matey's?

[GolfNut]

I hope maid mandy isn't having an off day if I see her.

What's her best day matey's?

I think that's why it's called punting isn't it??

[RedKettle]

It would be interesting to know whether Mandy felt she had an off day when I visited.

tcm

TCM

I seem to remember you saying that you and Mandy had agreed a compensation package via UKE?  Did you see her again?

Just been reading an old review of yours, Dani.  Thought I might give her a go as it sounded very good.

[cueball]

others have been accused of it elsewhere.

You scoundral 

Are you saying there's been knighting in the great sherwood forest? Matey's on horse back?

One spoon full of dupiaza and they want to fight the world. 

I'm speechless, speechless I say. 

[Turtle Z]

I hope maid mandy isn't having an off day if I see her.

What's her best day matey's?

I've spoken to the Sheriff and if she has another 'off day' she'll be placed in stocks near the gates of Nottingham castle and pelted with cabbages, rotten tomatoes and dog shit. Failing that. go and see Lady Channel who doesn't seem to have off days.

[threechilliman]

TCM

I seem to remember you saying that you and Mandy had agreed a compensation package via UKE?  Did you see her again?

Just been reading an old review of yours, Dani.  Thought I might give her a go as it sounded very good.

I don't recall any offer of a compensation package, not that I would use that term. Possibly on my review thread a discount was mentioned by someone else - I stand to be corrected. I did pass through the EM  a few months back and popped an ad on UKE, but neither Mandy nor anyone else responded, so I guess not.

I am still genuinely puzzled by my experience with her as it's rare for me not to enjoy a girl others recommend so highly. Would I visit again? I'm not sure as it'd be a gamble for both of us.

You'll have cracking time with Dani BTW. Proper, full-on milfy shag. I'd revisit if I had chance......

tcm

[RedKettle]

I did pass through the EM  a few months back and popped an ad on UKE, but neither Mandy nor anyone else responded, so I guess not.
tcm

we locals are doing our best to keep them fully occupied, it is a tough job but....