Never mind any previous info, I clicked on her website and looked at her prices
She wants 200 quid just to say hello and shake my bloody hand.
Platonic meet £200
No bloody thanks, I can say hello to the girl who serves at greggs and that'll only cost me a pasty.
I don't give a toss where she's from or how bloody good she is, there's a difference between shighting and riving your arse.