Greetings from across the pond gents!
Next month I embark on a 25-day trip to Europe, and I'm hoping to punt my way across the continent while taking in the sights and the culture. I am going to be spending five days each in London, Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, and Rome... and I need some advice. I have kind of a lot of questions so I apologize in advance for the long post.
I'll be in London first. Looking around online I thought I had it figured out right up until I saw one asian agency warning people about scammers... then I started googling scams and while I don't feel that I'm entirely back to square one, I'm definitely a lot less confident than I was. If you lads could set me right on my trip to London, I'd appreciate it. Advice on what to do in other cities is appreciated but by no means expected; I'll include my plans for the other cities at the end of my post.
So... a few things.
First question - all of this is legal, right?
Next question - should I get a phone specifically for my trip to Europe and use that? Can you get burner phones easily in England? I'd prefer not to leave a trail so to speak, and from what I've read you need a phone to confirm appointments.
I'm a bit of a "top shelf" kind of guy and really want the girls I meet up with to be 9+. I also have a bit of an Asian fetish and was planning to do at least a couple nights along those lines. I also really like A-Level experiences and would generally prefer to do that, although I might dabble a little elsewhere based on some of what I've read.
I guess the next question I would ask is about the agencies I've already talked to. The first is
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Next I'm considering the different asian agencies. Some of them just seem too good to be true.
Does anyone know anything about this agency?
External Link/Members OnlyA reverse image search on the girl I linked turned nothing up I think because of the water mark.
Are there any particular London asian agencies that are highly reputable?
OK that does it for the agency questions. Here's a few random extra questions about London:
Does anyone know how to find an Irish girl? I didn't have much luck googling and I have a feeling I don't even know the right sites that "people in the know" go to. America is really, really different from the UK.
Should I set up an evening with House of Divine? Am I going to have better or worse odds there than with an agency? Any other similar places I should consider?
Should I consider cheap quick punts with Soho walk-ups? I know before I listed some pretty specific needs, but honestly I'm a "can go four times a day" kind of guy as long as I spread it out a little. I was thinking some daytime jaunts there might be fun but I'm not clear if it's worth the money vis-a-vis other experiences I could get.
Are there independents I should be considering? Is there a good way to find them? It seems more hit-or-miss from the little bit of searching that I did, and they seem much lower on average appearance. But again, I might be just totally looking in the wrong places.
Last, is there anything I forgot to ask? Anything I should know? I want to make this trip as memorable as I can and I'm ready to drop plenty of quid to make that happen.
Bonus: My plans for other cities... any and all advice is appreciated...
Paris: Considering avoiding as apparently there is now a 1500 EUR fine for soliciting? Or is there a good and safe way to punt there?
Amsterdam: Just gonna hit the red light district. I've read some articles saying be careful to negotiate everything before agreeing, but other than that it seems straightforward. I've also heard there are brothels there but not sure why I would prefer that?
Berlin: Was going to hit up FKK Artemis. I also saw in the news that they got raided hardcore over some shady stuff so not sure that's the best plan. I'm definitely not doing the "all you can fuck" places because I heard the girls there are really terrible. I also understand that there are a ton of streetwalkers; I may be missing something on the agency front as what little I saw seemed really subpar compared to what seems to be offered elsewhere... but Berlin has a reputation as the "sex capital of Europe?" What am I missing?
Rome: No idea where to start. There are a couple sites recycling the same girls but their prices seem irrationally high. Advice appreciated.
Super super bonus: What's a good pub friendly to Arsenal that I can go to to watch their match against Leicester City? I was hoping to see the Gunners in person but I'm not dropping 750 pounds for shit seats in the visitor section and catching a train to Leicester City to make that happen.
Thank you any and everyone who responds in advance; I'll check in and respond to your responses as best I can.