Alice sexy, Southampton

[sloopjohnb]

Saw Alice a couple of days ago, 1 hr incall £100. I'd had my eye on her for a while because her profile pics look so damn sexy and she has a couple of positive reviews on here.

The profile has disappeared now, but for posterity and in case she comes back, the link is

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and a couple of the profile photos are below

So, the good: a friendly girl, and very expert OWO
The bad: most of the rest

Location: near Ocean Village, plenty of parking available, run down but otherwise OK.

Comms: arranged by phone call - she didn't answer when I first called but called back a few minutes later. Address later by text.

She opened the door dressed in track suit trousers, an old t-shirt and furry slippers, for god’s sake (I know, should have walked then)
Her profile pictures are of a slim, toned and very sexy girl. All I can say is, she’s gone to seed since they were taken. Breasts are still small, but fairly long and definitely not pert. Quite a flabby pot belly; completely lost the ‘perfectly toned’ look you see in the profile pics, and her bum is significantly bigger, though still shapely. Yes, it’s her, but much older (no way is she 19 as advertised, more mid- to late twenties)

She avoided any kissing (profile: “french kiss is really so essential to me…”)
happy with RO, but no fingering - how the hell does “anal play” work then?
touching her face was a no-no - makeup!

So sex in various positions was on offer, but I found her appearance and attitude so off-putting that soon my dick was as disinterested as she was.

Enough said. A dispiriting experience that I won’t be repeating, if she ever comes back.



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[MrKeen]

Are you sure you weren't switched?  I have seen Alice a few times, last time two weeks ago.  Her amazing slim figure and pert backside are def part of her attraction. I  am amazed if she changed so quickly.  I am pretty sure Alice was about to go back to Romania for a few weeks when I saw her. Some of what you say I would agree, she can be a bit touchy (or non touchy actually), but has always allowed me to play and do what I want.  I always had the feeling she shared the flat with another working girl and the one I surmised was the one has also taken down her profile now.  I suppose its has to be possible she is pregnant which could explain sudden change in appearance. Her English is limited, so I am not sure wether Alice is coming back,but I was hoping she would.  If she does I might be in for a horrible surprise.

[sloopjohnb]

Maybe it wasn't her, though she had the same glasses and nose stud. It was her phone, for sure, so not impressed if she lent that out.

[LookNoHands]

That was definitely not Alice - she has as much flab as a whippet! I last saw her in June. Seems like her profile has gone now...  so maybe there was some issue with her leaving and they were switching.... because her profile probably brought punters in and was worth milking for a while longer maybe? Unfortunate because she was a nice girl who gave outstanding oral w/cim.

[lovekitty]

I would agree with Mr Keen -- I  saw  Alice  twice --- ok its was last year --- but one  of  best  punts  I've experienced.  Lovely  friendly girl who  was  really expert  at  giving oral -- no  two  ways about  it --  she  actually  gave  the  impression  she  enjoyed what  she  was  doing ---although  I  suspect  she's  a  good actress !    OWO  and  CIM  were given  without  any hesitation.  The  only  problem was  she  didn't  want  to  engage in any  conversation  as  I  think  her  WG  friend  was  asleep  in  next  room !     It  was  about  midday.  All  in all ,  I  rated  her  higher  than  most.

[Cunning Punt]

The OP did post photos, so it's possible he did see her. When people question things you begin to doubt yourself. I forget what an escort looks like fairly quickly after a punt.

Some of the more recent comments about her on here weren't that flattering so I'm not sure it's that much of a leap of faith or a surprise that it may be the same girl.
Attitude and service can decline over a relatively short time, particularly among young Romanian WGs.

[MrKeen]

Alice is back, just seen her.  I tried to talk about the profile but she implied that she couldn't log on herself when she left. She has a new profile  up now. I will write review tomorrow. Alice has had a boob job so she is even more sensitive at the moment. Suffice it to say that the things she does well she does really well. Really enjoyed an hour in her company.

[LookNoHands]

The OP did post photos, so it's possible he did see her. When people question things you begin to doubt yourself. I forget what an escort looks like fairly quickly after a punt.

Well I don't forget - I have a very good memory - even for their individual moles and tattoos.

1. Alice wasn't in the country at the time
2. She has the least body fat of any escort I have been with.

It definitely wasn't her.

If she's had a boob job I wish I had known before hand - I loved her tits just how they were :-)

[DrConners]

I saw Alice Sexy x late last year, I can confirm her profile pictures are - or were authentic - she was definetly the girl in the pictures.
I don't wish to disagree with any other members on their personal experiences with her but for me it was a one time visit affair, shoes off, not a problem - the whole no talking, constantly reminding me to whisper - even though I barely audible to myself ! I found strange.
No kissing, don't touch my hair, don't touch my neck - she was happy for me to play with her boobs and suck and lick her nipples whilst she was on top of me then proceeded to , I have to admit a very good BJ. After a few minutes of this I did a little RO which she seemed to enjoy but well within my time I asked "okay for sex now beautiful ?" - she looked at me with what I can only described as a disappointed look ! All that happened then was I covered up and she just laid back and obviously thought of Romania. I looked down at her disinterested face (which is actually very pretty) as I pounded away it was about as exciting as watching paint dry, I urged myself to finish, got cleaned up and was shown to the door. I remember leaving her positive feedback but thought afterwards I should have just settled with a BJ as I stated - she's very good - just for me a precursor to having sex. I'd tried to make this clear to her but with all the whispering and her not very good at all English I failed to make her understand.

The point I'm trying to make is after discovering - for example - NOT promotional - "Alyissa 4U" - another Romanian girl currently on 'holiday' (unfortunely), my God ! What a difference - with her excellent language skills, well - all of her skills actually I became a regular - you could argue she's not as pretty (I think she is!) but the attitude and enthusiasm where hundreds of times better than the booking I had with Alice - hence I didn't go back. I'm not Alyissa's pimp, no point as she's been gone awhile and I've moved on to other WG's - I guess it comes down to personal preference but for me Alice Sexy's name is a bit hypocritical - she might look sexy - but she ain't. If she was having an off day she should have cancelled or delayed me, I'm not trying to offend or be disrepectful to other members who post extremely helpful information on UKP. Have a great day.

[oring123]

Thats the 99 in a 100 Romanians and tje
1 in 100 difference .!

[MrKeen]

The point I'm trying to make is after discovering - for example - NOT promotional - "Alyissa 4U" - another Romanian girl currently on 'holiday' (unfortunely), my God ! What a difference - with her excellent language skills, well - all of her skills actually I became a regular - you could argue she's not as pretty (I think she is!) but the attitude and enthusiasm where hundreds of times better than the booking I had with Alice - hence I didn't go back. I'm not Alyissa's pimp, no point as she's been gone awhile and I've moved on to other WG's - I guess it comes down to personal preference but for me Alice Sexy's name is a bit hypocritical - she might look sexy - but she ain't. If she was having an off day she should have cancelled or delayed me, I'm not trying to offend or be disrepectful to other members who post extremely helpful information on UKP. Have a great day.

Having now completed over 50 punts in 5 months (still have some reviews to catch with activity) I am more and more coming to the conclusion that it often is "different blokes, different stokes"  Also I go to different girls for  diffrent things. I have not found a complete all rounder yet.  I too think alycia4you is amazing, (and a beautiful girl not just physically) great fun intelligent and very attentive, but I do enjoy Alice as well, (If Alice gave me a mediocre time I would tell her and give her a miss in future) I have a girl I go to for an hour of unihibited playful fun and one I go to when at the end of the day a long cuddling session ending in satisfying but relaxed sex, and one who uses tantra massage to drive me mad!   I think you read the profiles, research on here but in the end you have to experience to find out if it suits you or the mood you are in.  I think as long as this site exists it is relativly easy to work out if the girl is likely to suit you, but it obviously relies on everyone taking part and reporting what they find. Facts are King, is it the girl on profile, venue, practical things etc. Comms are a great indicator, if it starts bad it always gets worse.

I am trying to play my part, and trust the many diverse views on here to make this a really enjoyable pursuit.

[oring123]

Thanks mr keen you are as your name keen to review

[LookNoHands]

I loved Alice's physique and she has a lovely pussy (i like a prominent clit and full lips) and she gave an amazing bj without - maybe one of the best I've had and cim... I filled her mouth! But all the tip-toeing about and whispering and shoes off stuff...   thats all got just a little too weird for me. She has what it takes to get my engine revving but the funny atmosphere can put a damper on things. I am presuming they have had trouble with neighbours before - they had previously been located on a very 'diverse' street where such activities would have attracted some really negative attention. Kind of understandable, but not something I'd want in my increasingly rare 'me time' :-)