Been there many times, but not recently until 2 weeks ago.
I was after some action and my usual girl at Everwell was otherwise engaged. Thought I’d do the Chinatown circuit which takes in plenty of parlours but I really wanted to see what I was going to get, rather than take a punt on the girl in the basement. Wandered past BeHealth, Shaftesbury Avenue (the larger one) and the girl at the door in her ridiculous (look how legitimate we are)pink medical dress smiled and waved. My gut instinct was no thanks, but then I thought that least I knew what I was going to get and my dick had now taking over the rational thought process.
Her name was Greece. I didn’t ask how you spell that, but it’s unlikely to be Grease so I’m going for Greece. £30 for 30 mins and downstairs we went. Massage was actually really good for the 10 mins she took on the back. The swipes and reach arounds were really good also and then when I flipped we started negotiating. She wanted £100 for B2b and HJ. Fortunately my heart is strong because I nearly fell off the bed/table. By now I has realised that she was no babe, 4/10 at most facially but, in these situations you have to go with it and so I offered £40. She started telling me that all her clients pay her £100 which is obviously ridiculous. I told her that £50 was the max I could pay, but if she’s as good as she says I’ll be back. It didn’t help though that her English was fucking dreadful. All she said for the 30 mins was "you come back. you ask for Greece"
Anyway, she stripped off and her body was hideous. It was like someone had taken an axe to her belly and chopped a big hole in it that had now been healed by a scar. Thankfully B2B just meant that she leaned over and stuck her tits in my face. I was quite relieved, and more so that I had negotiated hard. I was so traumatised by the body and the thought of it laying on top of me that I can’t even remember whether the added extras were any good. All I do remember was that all the staff, including some bloke, were eating noodles and shit outside the door and so when I did the walk of shame to the shower I had an audience. What made it worse was that I couldn’t get the shower to turn on and so I had to come out and ask them for help.
I’ve had positives at Be health , but this day was a resounding negative. If you just want a massage that leave with you a hard on then she's ok, but if you want anything else, best make sure that the room is pitch black.
7/10 for the clothed bit
1/10 for the out of clothes bit
