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Author Topic: Too much slap, not enough tickle.  (Read 1140 times)

Offline fairfield

Do WGs tend more to violence than civvies?
Now, am dyed in wool vanilla GFE - when, in throes of CG a chinese WG demanded " Spank me! Excite me!" - i stopped and asked "Are you mad? Do it to yourself, if you want it." And she bloody did. It did not improve my enjoyment.

But 3 from 20 punts have nearly resulted in harm to myself.
The rom who shook with anger in CG, narrowing her eyes, balling her fists and hissing "You men! You think we do this job cos we are stupid. i am clever than you. I have 3 degrees!" Was lucky she just settled for pounding my groin so hard i walked funny for days.
The furious thai who froze in mish shouting, " You MEN! Y'all think we love what we do!" She tensed itching to knock me into the middle of next week. It was like one of those stare-outs in a spaghetti western. Luckiliy she deflated after minute or so and i carried on pretending nothing had happened.
The bruises from my recent punt are fading now. The Rom would only do mish but managed to push her into spoons. Yet with her free hand she slapped the beejesus out of my exposed thigh. Trouble was it was round 2 and took so long to pop. Terrified the whole time that Sergei would rush in thinking his bitch was getting slapped and or i might end up with a permanent limp. Another narrow escape.

So are WG's permanently angry?  Has anyone else heard those dread words "You MEN......"  Without a handy bucket of water, how do you defuse the situation?

 

Offline ickydicky

thats nothing to the french hoor in glasgow who insists on dropping a smelly shite into the mouth of punters. she tells them they will like it :vomit:
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Offline Davido0007

Never had anything like this. Sure you are seeing the 'right' escorts?  :lol:

Offline fairfield

Never had anything like this. Sure you are seeing the 'right' escorts?  :lol:
Well, wouldn't like to find out what happens with the 'wrong' escorts.
Are you sure you've never had a hint of this - IMHO many WGs seem to be on the edge. Only posted here bcs the violence seems to be escalating.
Seems a bit wimpish to ask them beforehand - "you don't beat up punters, do you?"   

thats nothing to the french hoor in glasgow who insists on dropping a smelly shite into the mouth of punters. she tells them they will like it :vomit:

Link?  :scare:

Offline WhattheFlip

see below. Fucked up the quotes innit.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2016, 08:35:30 PM by WhattheFlip »

Offline WhattheFlip

"The violence is increasing" What is this, Chicago in the 20s!?

But seriously though, what the fuck is this "you men!" thing you're talking about!? I'd say I can't believe a WG would be so unprofessional, but i can i guess. Never happened to me though, but I generally steer clear of Foreign birds unless the rep is impeccable. The 3 degree thing is particularly funny. I always enjoy profiles where girls are so keen to stress how 'educatid' they are! :lol:

Sure some EE girls are highly educated, as are some WGs of all nationalities, but they shouldn't be holding that against a punter-it's not their fault the world economy is fucked and it's increasingly hard for young people to get decent jobs. Transfer this to all the EEs, Greeks and Spanish working in your local Lidl, can you imagine getting slapped going through the checkout. "You budget supermarket customers! You think I enjoy selling you non-specific tins of 10p beans! I have degree in nuclear fission!"

Just get on with doing the job you're being paid to do! Or get the fuck out of the industry. D'you reckon the Belle DuJour woman slapped punters around and said "You men are shitbags, You think I enjoy this, I'm only doing this so I can help cure kids with cancer!". Probably would've if you asked her to...

Offline ickydicky

Link?  :scare:


Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/811497 or https://www.adultwork.com/sexy+frenchgirl - Get QR Code


this is celine findlay/magalie/sexyfrenchgirl.

she has been a hoor for more than 30 years is now 53 and her speciality is dropping a turd in your mouth whether you like it or not.keeps a fridge full of used condoms and loves performing by eating the spunk in  front of you. loves dfk before and after. be my guest., :vomit:
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)


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Ye Gods! I'd be agog if any nonsense like that happened.... talk about buzzkill! I'm not prolific and I mostly stick to British MILFs who seem able to remain docile, placid and expertly feed my fantasy that I'm competent at pleasuring a lady. I can get slagged off and belittled for free at home...... no way am I paying for it!

Offline WhattheFlip


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this is celine findlay/magalie/sexyfrenchgirl.

she has been a hoor for more than 30 years is now 53 and her speciality is dropping a turd in your mouth whether you like it or not.keeps a fridge full of used condoms and loves performing by eating the spunk in  front of you. loves dfk before and after. be my guest., :vomit:

Lovely stuff. 53? Bod looks tidy in the photos. Says she's 35! Profile also says she never swallows-so what's with this spunk eating thing?
Not my geographic area at all, not that I am remotely tempted. :vomit:
30 years a hoor...The follow up to 12 years a slave.  :dance:


5 review(s) found for sexy frenchgirl linked to in above post (1 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Moresomes





this is celine findlay/magalie/sexyfrenchgirl.

she has been a hoor for more than 30 years is now 53 and her speciality is dropping a turd in your mouth whether you like it or not.keeps a fridge full of used condoms and loves performing by eating the spunk in  front of you. loves dfk before and after. be my guest., :vomit:

No thanks. Sounds a bit too vanilla for me.

Offline ickydicky

No thanks. Sounds a bit too vanilla for me.


she does all sorts of flavour shites in your mouth
Banning reason: Previously banned (stevieshake)

I could swear some WGs have swore at me in their native languages whilst punting. One South American lady was hurling what could only be abuse at me Portuguese whilst I was rogering her from behind.

Offline cueball

By gum fairyfelt, you don't half  find em.

I think you're taking my cueballs cuties recommendations too far, you're not meant to podge em, they're there to scare  :D


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