This was a tricky one for me to decide as it could be Positive or Negative depending on your view point so I finally decided on Neutral as I thought that balanced things out.
I looked for some feedback on here about Lusiouslauren but didn't have much time before my punting slot came up so decided to go with it without any prior knowledge as her photos looked particularly hot. I have since discovered the following link which seems to indicate this WG changes her profile on a regular basis and has previously worked under the names of Megan Milf and Love Lucy
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=82928.msg1024643#msg1024643Her current profile is Lusiouslauren and this review relates to that profile:
External Link/Members OnlyDate: 04/07/2016
Time: 15.30 (eventually)
Location: Clevedon
Length: 1 hour
Price: £160
Comms: 10/10. I messaged Lauren a couple days before the punt and got a timely response saying she was available at 3pm the time I requested. Several AW messages were exchanged again all very timely. On Sunday Lauren text me her postcode and road name as agreed and would text me the number when I was outside, Standard practice.
Venue: 8/10. Pleasant enough house, Lauren's home. The place was all very clean and tidy and well looked after. The entrance is a little exposed but the door was open so I was not hanging around outside for long.
Face: 6/10 Pretty enough face and a nice smile but not stunning. A bit of a disappointment really as her photos are really hot. The face doesn't quite live up to the body. More mid-thirties than 29 as her profile states. I suppose I should have expected that.
Body: 8/10 Possibly more if you take into consideration she has 2 young kids. A little loose skin around the mid-section but nothing really to worry about and certainly not fat (like me!). Long shapely legs very nice overall.
Service: 6/10 This is where it gets a bit difficult to rate as I'm sure I didn't help the situation. On the morning of the punt I got a text from Lauren asking if I could move the punt from 3pm to 2pm as she had a dental appointment at 3.15pm. As I'd booked the afternoon off work this was not a problem so I agreed. I turned up a little early but waited until a few minutes before 2pm to message Lauren and tell her I'd arrived. She messaged me back asking me to wait while she got ready. I waited until 7 minutes past and sent her a text to ask her why she wasn't ready. He response was to text me the address with detailed instructions how to find her house. I asked her why she wasn't ready again, I got the same response. I felt a little nervous now as I had the feeling this was not going to be a good punt and at £160 for the hour was the most I've ever paid. This was a plan B as my first booking was to be my first visit to Angelina but she cancelled due to having the painters in. Anyway I messaged Lauren to say I didn't like following other clients as I was concerned about her having back to back bookings. Lauren then tried to phone me and left me a voicemail. There were a couple more text exchanges but by now I was getting a bad feeling. I decided to drive around the corner to the local Tescos and look through my HL to see if there was a better option available. You know what it's like when you've got the horn and your plan A (or in this case plan B) doesn't look as good as you'd hoped it would be. At this point Lauren called me again so I answered. By now it was nearly 3pm. She still wanted me to visit and assured me her Mother had called around so had to get rid of her, then put her kittens in the kitchen to avoid them disturbing us. She did come across as genuine so I gave her the benefit of the doubt but I said it was too late because I wanted an hour punt and she had a dentist appointment at 3.15pm. At this point I had to fake my surprise when she said she could cancel her dentist appointment. I said I needed to check out something else and would call her in 5 minutes to confirm or otherwise. I wanted time to think. My alarm bells were ringing loud and clear but my cock was leading the way! I went to start the car thinking I should give it a miss when my car wouldn't start. The battery was knackered
I've only had the car a week so called the garage and got them to send out a guy to replace the battery. No problem but he was going to be just over an hour. It was at this point my cock clearly shouted at me "What the fuck are you doing? there's a WG around the corner waiting to shag the fuck out of you and you're just going to stand in a car park and wait for a guy to change your battery? Get round there, have a good shag and then get back in time to get your battery changed!" Who was I to say no??? So I called Lauren and told her I was on my way around. Her response was great. I've managed to get the kids into after school club so we don't have to rush... More alarm bells but little Guy was now streaking down the road with my brain in tow... I was welcomed just inside the open door by a tall, slim, attractive, smiling, very elegant looking Lauren. When I got inside I got a very sensual welcoming kiss and thought actually this could be pretty good after all. I'd asked for a very sensual true GFE session rather than a fast action packed time. I'd also previously said I wanted both CIM and swallow as it was £160 for the hour and these were listed as at discretion on Lauren's profile. Lauren had agreed this was OK. After sorting the paperwork I was lead up the stairs to the bedroom. All very nice and homely, clean and tidy. I asked for a shower and Lauren chatted away to me while I showered. I dried off and it was then down to the business. Lots of deep sensual French kissing and Lauren reaching down to encourage my excitement. I undressed her (very nice) and gave her 'B'? cups a nice bit of attention. Just the size I like, I'm not into big or enhanced tits but these might not be big enough for others tastes. Lauren then kissed down my body asked me to sit down and lie back and make myself comfortable. Her blow job was nice. I've had better and a lot worse but as usual it was not long before my first pop was on its way. It was a great pop but I was disappointed that Lauren took little Guy out of her mouth and wanked me off over my stomach. Lauren did provide some tissues but no wet wipes and I had to clean myself up
It was time for me to work my magic on Lauren... I must admit I get a great deal of pleasure in giving even though I'm the one who is paying, but hey that's me. It took me no more than a few minutes to have Lauren squirming and asking me to stop as she was really sensitive after having such an intense orgasm
. Apparently she doesn't normally cum quite so easily and said I was really good at that!
OK she might say it to every guy but I'm going to believe her
Time for round 2. More sensual kissing with Lauren teasing me back into action. More BJ with lots of ball stroking did the trick. Lauren then climbed into Cowgirl and continued with a very sensual, slow, horny hip action. This I enjoyed very much. We then tried some doggy but little Guy was reluctant to play anymore. It happens some times
So Lauren went back to a mixture of HR and BJ for a while until pop no. 2 again covered my stomach, still no CIM let alone swallow... I jumped in the shower, got dressed and said my good byes.
Verdict overall: 5/10 A sensual session was delivered which is what I asked for, but there were clearly services promised to which Lauren had no intention of providing. There was also a lot of messing about but I think I have to take some responsibility for that as I'm sure my cynical self was questioning where there could well have been a legitimate reason for Lauren not being ready. I would also add that Lauren is more mid-thirties than 29 but I should have expected that I suppose and her face although not bad (quite attractive really for a MILF) was not as I had expected having seen her hot photos of her body on her profile, which are very realistic I must add, but do set you up for a bit of a disappointment. The other thing to take into account giving this verdict is that this punt was £160 for the hour which is at the top end of the charging scale for me. I would have expected a far higher quality punt for this price. So all in all I think a Neutral is appropriate.
Would I return?: Not at this price. I would if I wanted a relaxing punt at £100 for the hour.
