Author Topic: MISS SEXMACHINE - Wood Green  (Read 4928 times)

foxinthebox9

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So my second review up pretty quick, but I did mention her in the previous one. This will be fairly quick, but not because she was not great, She is awesome.

I'd tried to meet a few months earlier but on the day she suddenly went silent and could not get hold of her so had to let it go.

I tried again and this time was smooth as anything. Text sent to her to book the next day, replied ok with time and put a AW booking though as well which she confirmed within 30 mins.

Easy to find location, not a great area as been mentioned before, but I didn't feel unsafe or anything. On arrival, it is a small place and a really really small room she uses. Why? I really think she should choose somewhere else especially the room size. Probably cheap and she's only here short periods, but Christ you can hardly move in there. Bed not the best, could do with being a bit harder, bit too soft, but these are just small annoying things, not major.

Anyway, looks wise she is pretty incredible. If you like a girl who has tatts, massive enhanced boobs, great enhanced ass and very cute face, then jesus you will love this girl. Of course some will hate all that, but then each to his own. Very very friendly, good English and pretty fun to talk too. This girl is however all about sex as the name suggests. There is no real messing around. Told me to get undressed straight away while she took money away. No shower, she just came back in and it was straight into it. Lots of DFK (I think she maybe choosy as seems some differing reports on her kissing).

Her body is really insane, just an incredible shape, Jessica rabbit comes to mind, but with loads of tatts. Only one drawback it was Oral with a condom. It appears from older reviews and feedback that this used to be OWO as standard, then OWO was an extra, but now it is OW no exceptions. I even asked before got there if OWO could be an extra but was told no.

Her DT is really fucking good, but it goes down to a 8/10 instead of a 10 purely for it being OW. You lose that sensation so it's a shame but guess her choice and not changing for now, hopefully maybe option again in future.

Sex in loads of positions, happy to let you lead. Ok with RO and fingering, rimming on her. After each session, after very brief chats, she was touching etc again, so there is really no chance you won't be left drained or satisfied. It really is sex sex sex from the go, till the end. Left couple mins after 2 hours.

She really was great and hopefully back soon so can see again.




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Offline claretandblue

I saw her three or four times around the time I reviewed and got quite addicted to her curves,I would need to confirm I was still getting owo though before traipsing off to that hovel in wood green!

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It was a pretty adamant no I got in reply before I met her. Hoped she may change mind on seeing me, never having been refused before and clean as a whistle down there etc. Can't of been cleanliness issue, DFK all the time etc, But she didn't even hesitate as soon as she had boxers off, she got a condom out. Shame, but will still go back.

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Yay, she's back again. One of my favs for sure currently. Booked in again this week. sends me :wacko: haha

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possibly seeing her this week... how easy to find is her flat?  Even google maps makes it seem meh?
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possibly seeing her this week... how easy to find is her flat?  Even google maps makes it seem meh?


Easy to find location,



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Yeah i saw that. Just wanted to know a bit more, especially since her previous reviews note her location as being a turn off
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Yeah i saw that. Just wanted to know a bit more, especially since her previous reviews note her location as being a turn off

thats all you need to know tbh in answer to your question.

unless your really fishing for her full address? and all over details you don't need to know untill you've made an appointment because as stated its easy to find and some don't think its a desirable location.  :rolleyes:

Offline Bassman

Yeah i saw that. Just wanted to know a bit more, especially since her previous reviews note her location as being a turn off

It's in a block of flats. If you're scared of low income areas stay away I guess. But there is nothing to worry about IMO.

Offline claretandblue

And now it's 80 for half an hour and seemingly no option of owo,considering the location is shit as well as inconvenient I think she is having a laugh  :thumbsdown:

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And now it's 80 for half an hour and seemingly no option of owo,considering the location is shit as well as inconvenient I think she is having a laugh  :thumbsdown:

she must have some following if she doesn't feel she needs to offer owo anymore.

It was an extra charge when I saw her which was a piss take then, but now its gone altogether I'll never return till its on the menu again.



Offline claretandblue

she must have some following if she doesn't feel she needs to offer owo anymore.

It was an extra charge when I saw her which was a piss take then, but now its gone altogether I'll never return till its on the menu again.
Agreed, I saw her a few times and always had owo, perhaps  it's still available but I won't hold my breath

At those prices she should be able to afford better premises too

Offline BillGoldberg

Shithole location
Fake tits
Fake ass
No OWO
No facials
No CIM
No swallow
Charges £120/hour
Calls herself 'Miss SexMachine'
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 :dash: :dash: :dash:

She can fuck off !!

Persie

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Shithole location
Fake tits
Fake ass
No OWO
No facials
No CIM
No swallow
Charges £120/hour
Calls herself 'Miss SexMachine'
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 :dash: :dash: :dash:

She can fuck off !!


You read my mind!

Offline Bassman

The only thing wrong with the location is its distance from a tube. 10min walk maybe from Wood Green. Or you could bus it. But there is free parking within a few minutes walk. The area isn't one I would describe as a shithole. It's not lovely but certainly not that bad. I've been in far worse. Both playing when I was a kid and when punting as an adult. I guess some of you guys where brought up in better off areas, maybe the Cotswolds or Cheshire if you consider this to be a shithole lol.

Either way I wasn't a fan of hers after I had my punt with her. Too many fake parts which were too firm for me. OWO doesn't bother me but I get why some of you feel not providing it is a negative.

Offline claretandblue

The only thing wrong with the location is its distance from a tube. 10min walk maybe from Wood Green. Or you could bus it. But there is free parking within a few minutes walk. The area isn't one I would describe as a shithole. It's not lovely but certainly not that bad. I've been in far worse. Both playing when I was a kid and when punting as an adult. I guess some of you guys where brought up in better off areas, maybe the Cotswolds or Cheshire if you consider this to be a shithole lol.

Either way I wasn't a fan of hers after I had my punt with her. Too many fake parts which were too firm for me. OWO doesn't bother me but I get why some of you feel not providing it is a negative.
Wood Green is a dump, on top of that her location is a dodgy council block of flats  :hi:

Offline Bassman

Wood Green is a dump, on top of that her location is a dodgy council block of flats  :hi:

I know the area well. There are far worse believe me.

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I know the area well. There are far worse believe me.
I have lived in London my whole life,I am fully aware there are worse areas, I just don't choose to punt in them