Author Topic: The Phoenix Club - London  (Read 5423 times)


162 review(s) for Phoenix Parties (145 positive, 12 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by puntingpumping1920]

Offline socks

So having never been in the same room as another bloke while having sex I thought I might as well throw myself in at the deep end and see how I get on at the Phoenix Club! External Link/Members Only Standard thing of ringing on the day to book a place and coughing up £160 on arrival.

Went a few weeks ago and the girls listed on the site as appearing were Andrea, Daniella, Delia, Elena, Lorena and Maria. Now from the outset I have to be honest and say it was all a bit of a blur and I didn't pay enough attention to who was sucking or fucking me. So on the day there were five girls there but having failed to ask or remember any of their names I honestly don't know who didn't make it out of those six. Could have been two or three missing with subs instead for all I know!

There were seven blokes in total I think and as others have mentioned all was overseen splendidly. My running order was something like this-

-Got taken in by I presume Emily and I started off giving a bit of oral and rimming to one of the girls while she sucked off some other bloke. Then a blonde girl invited me to join her and she wanked sucked and fucked me for about 20 minutes before I shot my load.
-Spent a bit of time watching what was going on and was struck by the clear difference between those blokes who'd taken an erection enhancer and those who hadn't. My thought is that to get the best out of these parties you really do need a bit of chemical assistance. Me and the other "clean" guys just couldn't keep up and the insatiable nature of the girls means I felt bad about taking the rests that are really needed!
-I then sat near and watched a couple fuck quite intensely in a range of positions and when they finished, the girl, who had winked at me a few times while she was on the job, was straight onto me asking if I wanted to play. She gave me excellent sloppy head and after a while another girl came and sat on my face while I was being sucked off. The sucking girl started to get fucked from behind so the girl on my face took me off for some one to one attention. We spent ages together and eventually I spunked up all over her tits
-Tried to grab a break but it doesn't work that way. Another girl took me and wanted to get busy on my cock. He wasn't responding though so I spent a good while licking her cunt and arsehole, before finally getting a bit of lead back in my pencil. Went straight to fucking her in mish, declining her offer of a bj first and she really did feel great on my cock. Tight, warm, energetic, fantastic. I couldn't get to the finish line though so eventually rolled off and she went straight to the next bloke, who by now like me, really wasn't craving any attention!!
-It was just about time up so the blokes on pills got some multi girl action each as the rest of us summoned up the energy to get downstairs to the showers

Overall I really enjoyed it but wished I'd built up a day or two's tension beforehand as I just didn't have the stamina (or spunk supply) to really make the most of the offer. It is vanilla action ie I saw very little kissing and no CIM, facials, anal etc but that was fine because the enthusiasm, universal availability of OWO and novelty factor more than make up for it. I had no idea how I'd react to the fucking in front of other blokes issue. Basically it wasn't an issue, at all. In fact I really enjoyed the chance to share a few reflections on the activity and punting tales, in real life, for the first time, rather than on this platform of virtuality.

Like many before me have said, if you've never done a party as a punter, do it. And if you're going to do it I'm sure you could do a lot worse than rocking up at TPC.
« Last Edit: July 04, 2016, 09:42:50 pm by socks »

Offline davison

My thought is that to get the best out of these parties you really do need a bit of chemical assistance. Me and the other "clean" guys just couldn't keep up and the insatiable nature of the girls means I felt bad about taking the rests that are really needed!

I had no idea how I'd react to the fucking in front of other blokes issue. Basically it wasn't an issue, at all.

My thoughts exactly on both counts.  I am definitely on the juice when I go, can't imagine doing it clean.  Would be a frustrating money and time wasting effort for me to try.  Maybe 20 years ago, but no probably not. 

And the only weird thing about all the guys being there was how not weird it was.  After the first 30 seconds you completely forget about the blokes, even when they are unavoidably in your line of sight while spitroasting.  It just all seems normal.

vt

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Nice one, socks!   :thumbsup:

Good to hear you surfaced for air after throwing yourself in at the deep end!!  ;)

Now you've witnessed it firsthand...despite being outnumbered, the girls always win!  :lol:

Offline socks

Nice one, socks!   :thumbsup:

Good to hear you surfaced for air after throwing yourself in at the deep end!!  ;)

Now you've witnessed it firsthand...despite being outnumbered, the girls always win!  :lol:
They fucking do don't they! Only by attending this event did I realise how easy it is for women to have sex. The bloke I followed on from was fucked in all senses of the word. The bird could have gone on all night.

vt

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They fucking do don't they! Only by attending this event did I realise how easy it is for women to have sex. The bloke I followed on from was fucked in all senses of the word. The bird could have gone on all night.

Yes, I'm constantly amazed by it...and they say they're the weaker sex!  :rolleyes:

Colin McGoober

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Yes, I'm constantly amazed by it...and they say they're the weaker sex!  :rolleyes:

Makes me want to go there even more, but it'll have to wait for another time or so when I get the chance.

Offline Nowornever

Great review socks! Yes it seems just like any other sport you will only be the best if you dope...hats off to you and the other "clean" guys!  :hi:

Offline threechilliman

Great review socks! Yes it seems just like any other sport you will only be the best if you dope...hats off to you and the other "clean" guys!  :hi:

Completely agree, wouldn't do a party now without a full dose.

tcm

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Hats off to you Socks, old partner :hi: So glad you had a great time and survived to tell the tale.

dembo200

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it is weird re other guys not being off putting.last time i went was with ivana and this old dude was just shamelessly standing at the end of the bed watching us and having a wank. :unknown:

 Really wanted to go and see ivana today but other 4 on today looked below par.

Offline socks

Hats off to you Socks, old partner :hi: So glad you had a great time and survived to tell the tale.
Are you back home yet mate, or enjoying the stunning euro 2016 fairy tale down under still?

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Came back a couple of weeks ago and definitely enjoying the Welsh football performance better than the rugby team in NZ. Still, there's always The Lions next year. But in the meantime there's the small matter of The Euros to win. ⚽😃

Offline Lucky Luke 70

can't imagine doing it clean.  Would be a frustrating money and time wasting effort for me to try.  Maybe 20 years ago, but no probably not.

Thanks for these reviews; I definitely want to try TPC once in my life :wacko: but will need some help  :vomit:

ClitTeaser

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From my experience a viagra is a good tactic - but so is learning to pace it out.  Remember a party is two hours long. 

 

Offline jeezyuk

Anyone know which parties are most/least popular on any given day/week?

I note that they run three parties a day. Based on reviews, unpopular parties have fewer than 5 ladies and popular parties can have up to 6 ladies.

I'd like to attend one this week, but I don't want to attend when there are too many gents or less than 4/5/6 ladies.

My last party was a 9:5 ratio and that fit the bill.. Just not sure if that was luck or commonplace.

Any suggestions on the best time/days to attend?

Offline Convince Me


vt

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Anyone know which parties are most/least popular on any given day/week?

I note that they run three parties a day. Based on reviews, unpopular parties have fewer than 5 ladies and popular parties can have up to 6 ladies.

I'd like to attend one this week, but I don't want to attend when there are too many gents or less than 4/5/6 ladies.

My last party was a 9:5 ratio and that fit the bill.. Just not sure if that was luck or commonplace.

Any suggestions on the best time/days to attend?

Impossible to predict with certainty, just too many variables...though the ratio will never exceed 2:1, so no worries there...but less guys may mean less girls...though I think they are definitely trying to honour the promise of five now.

One thing I did overhear once was that the 4-6pm parties are quieter...I suppose the retired guys and the daytrippers want to see the girls fresh at 1pm and the 9-5ers tend to attend after work at 7pm in the evening. Saturdays are usually quite busy from what I've heard.

Mike Oxhard

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It's the question with no answer!!! As soon as somebody would say "x" time on day "y" is quiet then everyone would book for that and it's suddenly the busiest party when you get there  :rolleyes:

ClitTeaser

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+1

 Last party I attended was a Friday 4-6 and it was not far short of a full house.  I really don't think you can predict it.

Offline davison

Tonight was 5 girls and 6 fat old guys (including me).  All very attractive and into it women, but no "turn it up to 11" forces of nature like, Kasia, Luiza, or Vera.  Review coming. 

The girls all did their best but it was kind of bleak.  Nice to have the principle illustrated as like most inexperienced people I thought a lower ratio was always better.  But the point was clearly made, a hotter, fuckier scene even at a 10:5 ratio is preferable.

Offline jeezyuk

In retrospect, everything you gents have said ... Makes a lot of sense!

Guess, I'll just have to pick a day with ladies I like and just join in bravely, whatever the situation!

I wish I could keep some of these girls as private gems! Their service is impeccable!

dembo200

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Not sure ratio makes for a "fuckier scene".hate to be ageist but it's just a fact.been there when aonly 3 or 4 guys that were young and party was great.other times 7 or 8 guys all old and well lets just say it didn't really rock

Offline davison

Worth noting, Emily was hosting in alarmingly good form tonight. I've gotten used to her being kind of curt and surly.  Not sure if she was genuinely having a good day or is now starting to recognize me and is using good customer service instincts, but she was genuinely nice and had a positive effect on the atmosphere.  Very nice to see.  Brava.

Offline davison

Not sure ratio makes for a "fuckier scene".hate to be ageist but it's just a fact.been there when aonly 3 or 4 guys that were young and party was great.other times 7 or 8 guys all old and well lets just say it didn't really rock

Truth.

dembo200

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tbh.find it slightly creepy with the really old guys like 70's.they just loiter around.sure i'll be doing same thing at 70 haha.wonder if they ever actually turn anyone away for being to old.

Offline davison

tbh.find it slightly creepy with the really old guys like 70's.they just loiter around.sure i'll be doing same thing at 70 haha.wonder if they ever actually turn anyone away for being to old.

Don't think they will turn anyone away, but one of the girls told me tonight she was worried about a participant and made him disengage and grab some water, chicken nuggets and tater tots.  He had a scar like a pacemaker or an open heart bypass or something and was looking like he was in distress. 

Like I said, not always the hottest fuckiest scene and sometimes kind of bleak depending on the crowd.

dembo200

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yeah it's 90 mins + extra time.need to be in tip top shape :cool:

Offline TonyD

tbh.find it slightly creepy with the really old guys like 70's.they just loiter around.sure i'll be doing same thing at 70 haha.wonder if they ever actually turn anyone away for being to old.

if you have £160 in your pocket you'll be welcomed..100 or not!

vt

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if you have £160 in your pocket you'll be welcomed..100 or not!

Too right...I want to be there celebrating my 100th birthday in style!  :lol:

vt

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Worth noting, Emily was hosting in alarmingly good form tonight. I've gotten used to her being kind of curt and surly.  Not sure if she was genuinely having a good day or is now starting to recognize me and is using good customer service instincts, but she was genuinely nice and had a positive effect on the atmosphere.  Very nice to see.  Brava.

Good to hear...Emily has a lot of potential for fun!  :thumbsup:

Offline Rocket Scientist


 Last party I attended was a Friday 4-6 and it was not far short of a full house.  I really don't think you can predict it.

Just to  add to the point....was there last Friday 1-3 and we were 3 guys 4 girls

Offline jeezyuk

I'd agree with the sentiments shared.. When I attended, we had 3 guys in their twenties, 2 in their late 50s, 4 in their forties and there was good action.

I think it's good with a mix .. Keeps the party paced well

Offline davison

I'd agree with the sentiments shared.. When I attended, we had 3 guys in their twenties, 2 in their late 50s, 4 in their forties and there was good action.

I think it's good with a mix .. Keeps the party paced well

Ha!  What a different vibe, I've been to only 3 parties, I would say 25 punters, and only one that I can recall younger than me (in my late 40's).  He was a 30ish Jamaican guy with a decided genetic advantage, and it did seem to move the needle on his side of the room.

Some really fat old fuckers in this town.