x Angel Maria x - Sheffield

[bpyvnt04956]

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Decided to give x Angel Maria x of Sheffield a visit, got in contact with her, quick response, straight to the point, all sorted quick and easy.

Was excited and ready, got to her apartment, as soon as she opened the door I was disappointed - why? because she's not 28 years old!
She claims to be 28 on her profile - she's more like 40+ years old and it's easy to see her real age from looking at her face (which you can't see on her profile), sorry but there is absolutely no way in hell that she is going to pass for a 28 year old.

The reason I booked her was because I was in the mood to fuck a young hot babe, not someone in her 40's who's clearly lying about her age.

Anyway, I went ahead with it, blowjob was okay, fucked her in a few positions which was good but I struggled to stay hard as I didn't really find her attractive (facially), her body is good for someone of her age (40+ NOT 28), I asked her to lay on her back on the bed with her head on the edge so I could get a blowjob in that position but she refused this, however everything else was fine.

I give her a negative rating based on her lying about her age, I know a lot of girls do this but this case is a bit over the top for me, her age clearly shows from the wrinkles on her face.

If she had stated a more accurate age and I had gone to visit, it would be a positive review (her refusing the one position wasn't a deal breaker) but due to her lie, I feel slightly cheated out of £60 which I could have spent on someone younger and hotter that I find attractive...

[UKBB]

Saw her recently and whilst she probably isn't 28, I don't think she's 40+

I would say mid-30s but with a tight figure that could pass for late 20s

There are some girls in their 20s getting rave reviews (Kylie and Riley - party girls with Lucie B for example) who have far worse bodies for their age.

I think a neg is unfair for the reason given particularly when your assessment of age is also off kilter and unduly harsh.

[BP96]

All you had to do was to read the reviews on here including mine which tell you her likely age.

[bpyvnt04956]

All you had to do was to read the reviews on here including mine which tell you her likely age.

Yes true but, do we really have to read other reviews so we can filter out the lies on the profile?
How about the girl provides a true representation of herself on her profile in the first place instead of surprising us in a bad way when we're already there.

How would she like it if I finished and then said "surprise! I've only got £40 for you today instead of £60"

[BP96]

Girls lie.
Reviewers on Adultwork lie.
Agencies lie.

I understand your annoyance but it's just part of the territory when it comes to this hobby and it's why we use a site like this.

PS it takes guts and self control but be prepared to walk out if you don't like what you see. Make an excuse that you've left money in car if you like.

[bpyvnt04956]

Girls lie.
Reviewers on Adultwork lie.
Agencies lie.

I understand your annoyance but it's just part of the territory when it comes to this hobby and it's why we use a site like this.

PS it takes guts and self control but be prepared to walk out if you don't like what you see. Make an excuse that you've left money in car if you like.

I normally would tell her straight up but with this visit, I'd drove from a fair distance away hence I thought I'd go ahead with it, I have no problem telling them or turning them down, after all we are the ones paying!

I remember I went into this parlour in Manchester, not the well known ones, some other one, the owner showed me the girls, I was like nah, don't like any of them, walked out and the owner got pissed off, yelling stuff, I couldn't help laughing in his face, lol
Went straight to Sandys after it lol

[mrfishyfoo]

I have avoided this string till now as many who went after me did so based on my review. I made it quite clear as have others that her stated age of 28 is rubbish and that she is more like 35 if not a bit more.

So I too have to agree with the others when they advise about reading the reviews first then doing the punt after. If there are no reviews TOFFT and be applauded for your efforts.

Caveat Emptor ie buyer beware comes to mind aka he who fails to do his research may not get what he expects.

A very harsh negative IMHO that should have at worst been a neutral.

[mrfishyfoo]

She's pissed off with me !!

Adamant that she is 30 and not a day older. Would have swore blind she said 35 to me but maybe I was wrong.

Regardless of this she is IMHO a cracking shag and well worth a visit.

[x Angel Maria x]

Could you explain me why you didn't leave if I was not you Type?....If you wanted service with young girl and not order...If you think I'm 40+!!!!!!!!

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Decided to give x Angel Maria x of Sheffield a visit, got in contact with her, quick response, straight to the point, all sorted quick and easy.

Was excited and ready, got to her apartment, as soon as she opened the door I was disappointed - why? because she's not 28 years old!
She claims to be 28 on her profile - she's more like 40+ years old and it's easy to see her real age from looking at her face (which you can't see on her profile), sorry but there is absolutely no way in hell that she is going to pass for a 28 year old.

The reason I booked her was because I was in the mood to fuck a young hot babe, not someone in her 40's who's clearly lying about her age.

Anyway, I went ahead with it, blowjob was okay, fucked her in a few positions which was good but I struggled to stay hard as I didn't really find her attractive (facially), her body is good for someone of her age (40+ NOT 28), I asked her to lay on her back on the bed with her head on the edge so I could get a blowjob in that position but she refused this, however everything else was fine.

I give her a negative rating based on her lying about her age, I know a lot of girls do this but this case is a bit over the top for me, her age clearly shows from the wrinkles on her face.

If she had stated a more accurate age and I had gone to visit, it would be a positive review (her refusing the one position wasn't a deal breaker) but due to her lie, I feel slightly cheated out of £60 which I could have spent on someone younger and hotter that I find attractive...

[UKBB]

She's pissed off with me !!

Adamant that she is 30 and not a day older. Would have swore blind she said 35 to me but maybe I was wrong.

Regardless of this she is IMHO a cracking shag and well worth a visit.

Couldn't agree more strongly - I've dipped my end all over the country and when I'm in Sheffield, she is my first port of call and nobody in Sheffield to my knowledge comes close. One of the best blowjobs and most enthusiastic fucks to be had anywhere. Ball park age of 35 would seem fair to me - definitely not 40 and she is one of the few where I think her underestimation is forgiveable and almost passable based on the tight figure alone. Facially no supemodel - but for 60 quid, OWO and enthusiastoc multiple cum - what more can you ask!?

[Dick Cheese]

Couldn't agree more strongly - I've dipped my end all over the country and when I'm in Sheffield, she is my first port of call and nobody in Sheffield to my knowledge comes close. One of the best blowjobs and most enthusiastic fucks to be had anywhere. Ball park age of 35 would seem fair to me - definitely not 40 and she is one of the few where I think her underestimation is forgiveable and almost passable based on the tight figure alone. Facially no supemodel - but for 60 quid, OWO and enthusiastoc multiple cum - what more can you ask!?

Totally agree! Unbelievably harsh negative.

[bpyvnt04956]

Saw her recently and whilst she probably isn't 28, I don't think she's 40+

I would say mid-30s but with a tight figure that could pass for late 20s

There are some girls in their 20s getting rave reviews (Kylie and Riley - party girls with Lucie B for example) who have far worse bodies for their age.

I think a neg is unfair for the reason given particularly when your assessment of age is also off kilter and unduly harsh.

Totally agree! Unbelievably harsh negative.

I have avoided this string till now as many who went after me did so based on my review. I made it quite clear as have others that her stated age of 28 is rubbish and that she is more like 35 if not a bit more.

So I too have to agree with the others when they advise about reading the reviews first then doing the punt after. If there are no reviews TOFFT and be applauded for your efforts.

Caveat Emptor ie buyer beware comes to mind aka he who fails to do his research may not get what he expects.

A very harsh negative IMHO that should have at worst been a neutral.

Couldn't agree more strongly - I've dipped my end all over the country and when I'm in Sheffield, she is my first port of call and nobody in Sheffield to my knowledge comes close. One of the best blowjobs and most enthusiastic fucks to be had anywhere. Ball park age of 35 would seem fair to me - definitely not 40 and she is one of the few where I think her underestimation is forgiveable and almost passable based on the tight figure alone. Facially no supemodel - but for 60 quid, OWO and enthusiastoc multiple cum - what more can you ask!?

So clearly you guys like her more than I did, I guess we all have our own likes and dislikes and for me she doesn't reach the standard that I'm happy with (looks wise), I'll be honest and say that even if I could have her for £30, after having seen her face, I would say no.

After my visit there, I went to GFE and visited Belle, and I have to say, that she is HOT! young (around 25 ish), her body is very similar to Amia Miley:
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Paid £65, what did I get you ask or what can I expect for the 60 ish mark? exactly what Belle provided! amazing service, dressed in super hot sexy lingerie, OWO, enthusiastic, educated, smelled amazing, etc and she actually has boobs, I'm a boob guy and for me x Angel Maria x doesn't really have much going on there at all... and even if she did, the face just puts me off.

I don't think its a harsh negative at all, I just think a girl should be honest - why should we have to waste our money to "take one for the team" in order to find out, I agree there are things a profile can't show, like enthusiasm, energy, face etc but age? she doesn't need to lie.

If you guys think that x Angel Maria x has a tight body, you need to see Belle at GFE, another league and basically around the same price and actually in her 20's + boobs + hot looks + presentation factor

[x Angel Maria x]

Are you doing this in purpose to promote your one bussines? Everyone here knows how good person I am and how good is my service....I don't need to prove anything... Everyone who will come to see me regarding your review, will not be disappointed and judge my service...All my reviews on ukpunting same as my feedbacks on adultwork shows something totally opposite to your opinion and that the only really me....

[mrfishyfoo]

I just think a girl should be honest - why should we have to waste our money to "take one for the team" in order to find out, I agree there are things a profile can't show, like enthusiasm, energy, face etc but age? she doesn't need to lie.

How fucking naive.

She's a prossie and lying is what prossies do. They lie to us punters they lie to their husbands/BFs they lie to their mothers and they lie to themselves.

Seems to me that all you are doing here is slagging off a group of punters who have contributed alot more than you.

Why don't you go crawl back under your rock where we can't see you before everyone else joins in and tells you what a twat you are being.

[bpyvnt04956]

How fucking naive.

She's a prossie and lying is what prossies do. They lie to us punters they lie to their husbands/BFs they lie to their mothers and they lie to themselves.

Seems to me that all you are doing here is slagging off a group of punters who have contributed alot more than you.

Why don't you go crawl back under your rock where we can't see you before everyone else joins in and tells you what a twat you are being.

Oh poor baby, did I offend you? Sounds like I did. Lol

[stevedave]

Now, now gents 

While I don't necessarily agree with the neg, it's not my place to call it anything else. I haven't seen her. Yes, plenty have but only the OP - on this or any review - was there, and they can only comment on their time with the girl and the expectations they had for the time booked.

There's no hard and fast rules on how to rate a punt. I've rated some positive that others would call neutral or worse. That's my choice as the reviewer.

Anyone who reads the review can see the service was perfectly good, but he's picked negative as he was disappointed with her looks and age. His call, whether we agree with it or not.

[bpyvnt04956]

Now, now gents 

While I don't necessarily agree with the neg, it's not my place to call it anything else. I haven't seen her. Yes, plenty have but only the OP - on this or any review - was there, and they can only comment on their time with the girl and the expectations they had for the time booked.

There's no hard and fast rules on how to rate a punt. I've rated some positive that others would call neutral or worse. That's my choice as the reviewer.

Anyone who reads the review can see the service was perfectly good, but he's picked negative as he was disappointed with her looks and age. His call, whether we agree with it or not.

Logic prevails!

Exactly my thinking and what I tried to get across to Mrs Fishy Poo! Don't know why he's turned into such a little pussy based on my opinions of a girl, you'd think it was his mum or something, anyway...

[p3ngu1n]

Now now, play nicely boys! 

OP should always score it how he sees it, based on his punt experience. We may disagree on opinions of course, but to argue about the OP's choice of rating based on an experience he had would only lower the true value of our UKP reviews.

I'm on UKP to read honest reviews, warts and all, before I shell out my hard-earned. I've not seen this lass, but on the strength of this review (sadly, the age factor swings it for me) she's most definitely off the list now 

[bpyvnt04956]

Now now, play nicely boys! 

OP should always score it how he sees it, based on his punt experience. We may disagree on opinions of course, but to argue about the OP's choice of rating based on an experience he had would only lower the true value of our UKP reviews.

I'm on UKP to read honest reviews, warts and all, before I shell out my hard-earned. I've not seen this lass, but on the strength of this review (sadly, the age factor swings it for me) she's most definitely off the list now 

I've never had a problem with anyone on here and I will always respect people's reviews, because that's what a review is, a recollection of a certain moment in time and then we say whether we recalled that moment as a good time or not.
For me, I don't recall it as a good time due to the age surprise which hit me pretty hard, and I feel I wouldn't have made the mistake of seeing her or if I did see her, I wouldn't be able to say she lied if her age was correct on her profile.
There's plenty of women doing really well who are in their 40s and 50s on adult work so I feel she isn't being truthful.

Don't know why he took my review / replies so personal as an attack on him /others - it never was.

[mrfishyfoo]

Logic prevails!

Exactly my thinking and what I tried to get across to Mrs Fishy Poo! Don't know why he's turned into such a little pussy based on my opinions of a girl, you'd think it was his mum or something, anyway...

Ha !! Ha !! Don't mind a bit of pegging actually. Call it £500 and I'm yours 

[BP96]

She's pissed off with me !!

Adamant that she is 30 and not a day older. Would have swore blind she said 35 to me but maybe I was wrong.

Simple resolution. She shows one of us he  passport, we apologise and move on. Not going to happen though because so many of us have come to the same conclusion that she's lying.

[mrfishyfoo]

I've never had a problem with anyone on here and I will always respect people's reviews, because that's what a review is, a recollection of a certain moment in time and then we say whether we recalled that moment as a good time or not.
For me, I don't recall it as a good time due to the age surprise which hit me pretty hard, and I feel I wouldn't have made the mistake of seeing her or if I did see her, I wouldn't be able to say she lied if her age was correct on her profile.
There's plenty of women doing really well who are in their 40s and 50s on adult work so I feel she isn't being truthful.

Don't know why he took my review / replies so personal as an attack on him /others - it never was.

You miss my point. All prossies are liars and they do not tell the truth.  Its integral to the game and a part of this hobby that us punters should accept. Its what they do. To believe anything else and to expect them to put up 100% honest no lies AW profiles etc is naïve and it ain't going to happen. 

As for taking it personal not really.   You gave a good IMHO podge a bad review which I and others did not agree with so we said so. That's it nothing personal just an opinion which I like them stated. 

 

[bpyvnt04956]

You miss my point. All prossies are liars and they do not tell the truth.  Its integral to the game and a part of this hobby that us punters should accept. Its what they do. To believe anything else and to expect them to put up 100% honest no lies AW profiles etc is naïve and it ain't going to happen. 

As for taking it personal not really.   You gave a good IMHO podge a bad review which I and others did not agree with so we said so. That's it nothing personal just an opinion which I like them stated. 

They'll lie if you ask them stupid questions like what their actual name is etc, that's common sense. I don't think they lie anymore than anyone else does, who's in business to sell. When I go to buy a cake, they tell me it's delicious even if they don't actually believe it themselves, common sense, they're trying to make a sale. When I go to buy a cake that isn't chocolate and they lie to me and say it's chocolate, I'll tell them to fuck themselves.

When I go to see a escort who's lying about her age by 10 years, that's a big difference.

When you're mum tells you that she's proud of you, again she's talking bullshit because we know you're a bitch, but she does it because she has no other choice.

[mrfishyfoo]

When you're mum tells you that she's proud of you, again she's talking bullshit because we know you're a bitch, but she does it because she has no other choice.

Why thank you for your below the belt comments about my mother. Much appreciated and shows what a twat you really are.

[bpyvnt04956]

Why thank you for your below the belt comments about my mother. Much appreciated and shows what a twat you really are.

I didn't start this sir, you're the bitch that started it, I just posted a review of my feelings of a punt.
Once again, this is your stupid mother's fault for punting bareback, otherwise you wouldn't have been here to react like a bitch in the first place.

[CityTillIDie]

Why thank you for your below the belt comments about my mother. Much appreciated and shows what a twat you really are.

+1 Mr FishyFoo..!
Who DOES this guy think he is? Tapping away feverishly issuing keyboard insults to you...
Some people are clearly sad, bitter and enjoy winding the rest of us up. Both of his reviews are reds, one wonders whether he brought his limitless charm to bear on the proceedings then, too.

CTID

[BP96]

OP has been banned.

Let's move on.

[sheffielder]

This thread escalated quickly  I disagree with his neg but its different stokes for different folks. She is a great shag.. but some poeples tastes differ. 9/10 I would rarther have a adverage shag with a stuner. Then a stunning shag with someone that looks adverage.