East Croydon, Jury's Inn Hotel30 mins (probably stayed for 20) £50
Annie is advertised as a Sexy Korean Girl alongside the usual Vivastreet gallery of internet-sourced eastern girls. I'm partial to Thai/Chinese girls and just fancied a change. I also needed a good half hour punt. Nothing too pricey. Just needed to unload.
Communications were good. She answered the phone quickly and spoke enough English to make sense. Texted the address. Asked me to phone again when I was there, and she gave me the room number and then texted to confirm. So good so far. Walked purposefully to the lift. It helped that I had a bag over my shoulder and looked like I should be there. I've tupped a couple of brasses in this hotel before, so I know the drill.
Girl - or should I say woman - answered the door promptly. Slightly dumpy Chinese bird in her thirties, bit pale, bit too much make-up to hide the wrinkles. OK to look at, but nothing special. Small tits, bit of a gut, no tattoos or piercings, thin but dangly flaps (reminded me of a chicken's neck). I love big labia, but these curtains didn't do anything for me.
Very friendly though. Quite chatty and attentive. Lots of smiles and 'ooohing' and 'aaaahing' when she saw my cock. She made an effort.
Decent massage for five minutes, then turned over. She did the ear nibbling thing, but I didn't really fancy her, so gently guided her downstairs. Lots of cock and ball rubbing. On with the rubber and decent BJ, if a bit toothy. But went lower, no prompting, to lick my balls. Positioned myself so she could go lower still and soon had her lapping my perineum and even a few tentative licks of my brown-eye. So full marks for that.
Fucked her in missionary. She lubed herself first, but you could tell the pussy had some mileage on the clock. Got bored, off with the rubber, and decided to crack one off over her tits. Worked about three fingers up her saggy puss while I wanked myself. Bizarrely, I think she liked it! Lots of grinding on the bed, so before I shot I decided to chance it and stuck my balls in her face for another lick. God bless her, she went to town on them and, just at the death, slipped a tongue up my wrong 'un. Shot my bolt in her hair and up the headboard.
Jumped off, wiped myself off, and was back in my jeans before she was off the bed. 'Baby, you wan' more, you wan' massage'. She just lay there, looking a bit shocked and weirdly like she wanted more. But I was lacing up the trainers already.
Not a looker, but she went that bit further - and redeemed what could have been a bad punt. Reading this back it sounds more positive than it was. My problem is I didn't fancy her. But got the feeling she could take a good pounding and liked it a bit dirty.
I'd never go back, but don't regret it.