After a good few months of no punting, I thought I'd ease myself into it (or confirm my retirement from a short lived punting career) with a massage and hopefully a happy ending.
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External Link/Members OnlyAW email, a couple of texts and a phone call to confirm details and I turned up a few days ago - easy to find (it's a commercial "beauty services" business, so no shortage of signs outside).
Girl introduced herself as Meena, no other options seem to be around. Nice enough figure, perhaps c-cup tits, I'm not really attracted to oriental women, so didn't really concentrate too much on what she looked like.
Asked how long I wanted, I said 30 minutes, she said £30.
Agreed and led into a room to strip naked. Massage was nice, I was just after a gentle rub, so this was fine, lots of forearm rubbing along my back, arms and legs etc. Onto back and she does my front for a few moments and then says "you want anything extra?". I asked what was available and she said "body to body with happy ending, £40".
I agreed and she stripped off while I got the cash. She proceeded to rub her tits back and forth across my chest, then over my cock, which was of course getting hard by this point. Then gripping the base with one hand she proceeded to wank me off to completion with the other hand. I was allowed to touch, but apart from stroking her right arse cheek, I couldn't access any other part of her the way she was sitting. A quick shower to get rid of the copious amounts of oil (still finding it hours later in various creases and folds, I was slippier than Joe Hart's left glove).
All very pleasant but all a bit "meh". She didn't speak great English, but then as a Scotsman it could be argued neither do I, but we managed some small talk. Perhaps I could have haggled the price, but I didn't (lying on my back, cock on full display didn't seem like the time to be haggling for a tenner here and there).
I'm rating is as neutral for the following reasons:
1. Location and facilities good, lady pleasant but nothing special really
2. Expensive for a soothing massage and a wank (to put it bluntly) - especially considering I could have gone half a mile up the road and fucked Lexi Ryder for a tenner less, complete with amazing fake boobs and dirty talking that could strip paint off the walls.
3. No "intimacy" at all with this type of punt - obviously no kissing, never mind DFK.
Some might say I'm being a little harsh, but personally, for me, the reality of the price paid and the lack of any kind of attraction. I try to go by my gut feel and as I walked out of the place I felt neither over not underwhelmed - positively "whelmed" you might say. Hence, neutral.
