Goodbye, and thanks for all the Fish...

[skyblueal]

Good Morning my UKP family,

It is with great regret that I have to announce (No, this isn't about the Referendum, don't worry) that, very much like our fallen colleague beginning with "R", my nefarious punting activities have been discovered by my OH.

Unfortunately (for me) due to my own negligence, she managed to get into my account on here, and has subsequently read both my meticulous, in depth reviews and posts, and all my private messages...

She is now very aware of both my open sexuality and the depths my depravity sink to...   

Needless to say, I have a lot of Bridges to build, and my punting fun must stop.

I will miss pushing the boundaries of various Girls / TGirls, but I want to save my relationship more.

Anyway, this was just to say there will be no more from me (although I have one more which I might surreptitiously slip in before I exit), although I will probably lurk now and again, and maybe even put my razor sharp acerbic wit to use with the odd post...   

Just for me to say thanks for making me feel welcome all this time, and I hope none of you have to go through what I am at this time.

Good luck to you all, and may your next punt be your best,

SkyBlueAl.

[CoolTiger]

SB,
So sorry to hear about this. You're the 2nd one this week. I have sent you a PM. Hope you are able to work it out with your OH.

The other punter who got caught out this week left his punting phone at home for a brief period, whilst he popped out, only to find his OH going thorugh his messages.

Reminder to everyone, not to let your guard down. 

[Turtle Z]

I had an ex who discovered my punting habit and of course read my reviews and posts. None of that was good but the relationship was done anyway and at least I'd not been disrespectful of her in any of my posts, though of course one could argue that I had in life. I've said before when I've read things like the thread about punting with the OH and the score she might be given, that this is a pretty short sighted thing to do. It would be hard to come back from reading your reviews but can you imagine her reading that she's fat or only a 3/10 in bed? Hard to imagine there'd be any coming back from that.
Two recent new additions to the punting red handed gang should be a lesson to everyone to not get complacent.

[tonibell99]

Good Morning my UKP family,

It is with great regret that I have to announce (No, this isn't about the Referendum, don't worry) that, very much like our fallen colleague beginning with "R", my nefarious punting activities have been discovered by my OH.

Unfortunately (for me) due to my own negligence, she managed to get into my account on here, and has subsequently read both my meticulous, in depth reviews and posts, and all my private messages...

She is now very aware of both my open sexuality and the depths my depravity sink to...   

Needless to say, I have a lot of Bridges to build, and my punting fun must stop.

I will miss pushing the boundaries of various Girls / TGirls, but I want to save my relationship more.

Anyway, this was just to say there will be no more from me (although I have one more which I might surreptitiously slip in before I exit), although I will probably lurk now and again, and maybe even put my razor sharp acerbic wit to use with the odd post...   

Just for me to say thanks for making me feel welcome all this time, and I hope none of you have to go through what I am at this time.

Good luck to you all, and may your next punt be your best,

SkyBlueAl.

Why are you posting this if your OP knows about your account on her? - surely she will read it 

[skyblueal]

Why are you posting this if your OP knows about your account on her? - surely she will read it 

Tonibell, I have told her about the meet for one, and I think now she has read everything on here and got the ammunition she needs, she won't go on here again...  Lastly, it couldn't get any worse. And I made a promise to do this review which I intend to keep..

[webpunter]

Unlucky - a salutory reminder for us UKPerrs with OH's not to make school-boy errors.  Well infact any errors 
Reck your OH would have had her suspicions - one of the reasons behind you getting caught
Dropping a bag of sand on the 3ball was impressive ! 
You might need to take her shopping @ the weekend & buy her something expensive.  Maybe get her a Bosch washer dryer to replace the Beko 
If things are going well then maybe a trip to Ann Summers on the way back, to get a strap-on 
Hope all works out well.  Best of British ....

[Picti]

We've been in contact anyway and I've left a message on UKE. So on here I'll simply say it's been an experience, and good luck now you've decided what's of primary importance to you.

As a punter's site it's vital to note the importance of protecting your personal lives and how easily it can go badly wrong if you don't.

[theGOAT]

I'm wondering how she got onto his account?

Is there a timeout on this site - ie. if you don't use it for a period of time you get logged out?

[malcster]

Depends on the browser
Most allow autocomplete of log in details on screen some log you in automatically

I use chrome and always via incognito so I physically have to log in each time
Same on all punting sites but also browse a few other normal forums usually hi-fi or car forums  via normal window incase I get questioned what I as doing t the net etc etc

[mrbobbit]

Why are you posting this if your OP knows about your account on her? - surely she will read it 

My first thought too!!

[CoolTiger]

SB,
So sorry to hear about this. You're the 2nd one this week. I have sent you a PM.

My first thought too!!

I had spotted the same too, so was careful what I said in my PM.

[Desimonic]

Hope things work out for ya Sky . Gives us a reality check, start deleting traces 

[cueball]

My sympathy to the op.

If you think the wife will never go on here then I guarantee you're wrong,, she will definitely be snooping on you, I would not be surprised if she's joined to watch your behaviour, ask admin to check your ip addy against any other new members (if that's possible).

On a lighter note, if she wants a revenge podge then I'll come and raid all her holes. You'll be on a level playing field then, all equal and ready to move on. 

Best of luck to you though 

Having said all that, it's through carelessness and complacency that we drop ourselves in the shit regarding ukp and other net based punting sites.

Lesson to all, don't be lazy, cover your tracks and keep a low profile.

Might be better on the  national board, err, maybe not.

[Turtle Z]

As usual, if I can offer my services in providing the OH with a revenge shag to help settle down these issues then drop me a PM. No need to thank me, I'm selfless when it comes to helping out a fellow (Ex) punter in need. 

[webpunter]

If you think the wife will never go on here then I guarantee you're wrong,, she will definitely be snooping on you, I would not be surprised if she's joined to watch your behaviour, ask admin to check your ip addy against any other new members (if that's possible).

Assume that their antennae are on alert at all times.  Mnet will be an info source for them - covering the purple one for sure.  And us fine fellows on here.  Maybe P$$N gets a mention too.  Out of all the ways to get caught i think we can discount Admin spilling the beans !     And if the OH ever asks the question about IP then say you think it means Intellectual Property [which is true].  And leave it a while until going on AW / UKP.  One thing you can do is use 3G for accessing UKP / AW when @ home.  If anyone wants to know why then PM me

[RedKettle]

OP - sorry and all the best

Just in case I feel like saying that my wife is a diamond, very attractive and intelligent and fantastic in bed.  You could not find better and I only see escorts because of a weakness in my personality, it is not her fault it is mine.

Right that is over and done with, who shall I shag next....

[webpunter]

Just in case I feel like saying that my wife is a diamond, very attractive and intelligent and fantastic in bed.  You could not find better and I only see escorts because of a weakness in my personality, it is not her fault it is mine.
Right that is over and done with, who shall I shag next....

[Silver Birch]

Tonibell, I have told her about the meet for one, and I think now she has read everything on here and got the ammunition she needs, she won't go on here again...  Lastly, it couldn't get any worse. And I made a promise to do this review which I intend to keep..

Of course she fucking will!!

If my missus found out about me on here, I wouldn't be coming back to say goodbye! A pretty odd post if you ask me 

[theGOAT]

She is now very aware of both my open sexuality and the depths my depravity sink to...   

Needless to say, I have a lot of Bridges to build, and my punting fun must stop.

I will miss pushing the boundaries of various Girls / TGirls, but I want to save my relationship more.

I just read your reviews. You're a right dirty fucker   I cant believe she is gonna forgive you!? Maybe she secretly fancies trying it herself

Good Luck 

[_Bender_]

+1

TS, groups, fetishes, puke & piss, if my missus read that shit there's no way she'll take me back, also if your a custom to that shit how are you going to back to boring vanilla shit, I say once you roll a certain way, that's how you roll forever!!! 

As I've said, you both must have something special, or she's playing you and the count down has begun, if so run my friend!!

[splodger69]

Hmmmmmm, OP, are you SBA's OH perchance.....???   

[Picti]

Hmmmmmm, OP, are you SBA's OH perchance.....???   

No it's SBA. Been in PM contact.

[mf_1101]

Probably a good time to post this as a reminder to all you attached punters - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26453.0

[Steely Dan]

great thread.  Added to Wiki.  Maybe it was there already but I put it here.
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