Little Miss Orla

[Veritas]

This will be a brief one as I hate typing on a phone but thought I'd throw in my tuppenceworth as there has been quite a bit of mixed comment lately on Orla

Venue - my hotel
Comms - excellent (in contrast to some recent posters experiences)
Booking - 2hrs at her published rates

Looks - it is all a matter of taste but personally I'd have rated everything below the belly button as worthy of Baywatch and everything above as better suited to Crimewatch.  The boobs were worse than I could have imagined on someone her age and the face...fine but harsh.  Pleasant enough girl to talk to but really not my type to look at.

Service -  Awesome. I wasn't looking for the more extreme end of Orla's repertoire so I can't comment on those BUT the DT OWO was an experience in itself.  Deeper, longer and more depraved than anything I've experienced before.  Well worth every minute and every penny.  I'd return for that time after time even if she looked like Boris Yeltsin in a frock.

[pewpewpew]

How rough are we talking here? I remember her face pics on her first AW profile and they weren't that bad

[FlyingBreadMan]

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[The_Don]

OP post history is normally in the South East


Now a change to London 


BTW, this review won't show up as no links have been posted in it 

Boris Yeltsin.

 


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[FlyingBreadMan]

Begone little worm, be gone!

[Veritas]

Yes, history is mainly in the SE but stretches to Nottingham.  If I'll drive to Nttingham for a punt, no surprise if I occasionally venture into London really is it.

As for links, mea culpa

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[FlyingBreadMan]

Yes, history is mainly in the SE but stretches to Nottingham.  If I'll drive to Nttingham for a punt, no surprise if I occasionally venture into London really is it.

As for links, mea culpa

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When did you see her?

Why post now?

Did she whistle to you and say "hi babe, got a negative, please post a positive for me. Ta!"???

[Veritas]

About ten days ago...and I'd hardly say "everything from the belly button up was worthy of crime watch" is a fluffy positive or white knighting.  But maybe there's a different set of rules for posting in The Smoke   

[Cunning Punt]

About ten days ago...and I'd hardly say "everything from the belly button up was worthy of crime watch" is a fluffy positive or white knighting.  But maybe there's a different set of rules for posting in The Smoke   

Yes, it's hardly the line of a fluffy.

Reviews of her generally haven't really faulted her service. However, combined with C&B's equally withering assessment of her face and body, this will probably put more punters off as attract them to her.

[claretandblue]

Reads like a genuine review to me,you certainly know what you are getting service wise with orla, I stand by every word of my initial review though,she is by some distance the least attractive girl I have boned

[OutForJustice80]

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If this review was posted at Orla's behest I would be extremely surprised. "Crimewatch above" isn't exactly fluffy bunny talk is it? Sounds like a condensed, more succinct version of my own review and I stand by my positive because of how much I enjoyed fucking her face.

[char45]

Does anyone have a link to the face pic, seems to have been deleted off UKE

[smiths]

Reads like a genuine review to me,you certainly know what you are getting service wise with orla, I stand by every word of my initial review though,she is by some distance the least attractive girl I have boned

I agree, the OP has been a member for nearly a year and done other reviews as well.

[boogz]

Jesus, do we all have to justify ourselves now? OP is quite clearly legit in all likelihood

[OutForJustice80]

Does anyone have a link to the face pic, seems to have been deleted off UKE

I think it was posted on one of the other review threads. Try having a look through those.

[smiths]

Jesus, do we all have to justify ourselves now? OP is quite clearly legit in all likelihood

Sadly too many pimps, bad WGs, white knights and trolls as proved on here over the years not to be cautious in my view, including some who had done loads of reviews.

[char45]

I think it was posted on one of the other review threads. Try having a look through those.

Ah it needed more of a look as most reference her closed UKE account but this seems to be the one

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[OutForJustice80]

No there was a much more candid one. I'll try and find them.

[Ozy84]

Ah it needed more of a look as most reference her closed UKE account but this seems to be the one

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Is that a man or a fucking women?!

What a dog!!

Apologies but to offend anyone but 

[OutForJustice80]

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These are from her original UKE account and, while I'm posting links to them, I would say these really don't tie up with my experience of her in a pretty negative sense I'm afraid. Also AW link for consistency with other reviews. External Link/Members Only

[FlyingBreadMan]

Jesus, do we all have to justify ourselves now? OP is quite clearly legit in all likelihood

No, you don't.

He has posted reviews mainly outside of London, and it is shortly after a negative for a "no show". Hence I read it as another case of " DAMAGE CONTROL". A growing trend.

[char45]

These are from her original UKE account and, while I'm posting links to them, I would say these really don't tie up with my experience of her in a pretty negative sense I'm afraid. Also AW link for consistency with other reviews. External Link/Members Only

Thanks for digging these out

[Veritas]

No, you don't.

He has posted reviews mainly outside of London, and it is shortly after a negative for a "no show". Hence I read it as another case of " DAMAGE CONTROL". A growing trend.

Fair point...firstly, it was a brief review that I only put up because there had been a lot of "is she attractive or not" stuff posted recently and secondly, yes most of my time is spent outside London so sudden posts from someone outside town will always carry less credibility. 

No problem with it being challenged on that basis although still falling about laughing at the idea that it was SP requested damage control...if it had been then I suspect the only person getting damaged would have been me 

[pewpewpew]

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So would anyone say that these are how she looks in real life? That doesn't look crimewatch to me but maybe my standards are much lower

[claretandblue]

So would anyone say that these are how she looks in real life? That doesn't look crimewatch to me but maybe my standards are much lower

Think those pictures are pretty bad tbh but personally I think they are unfortunately still flattering

[Integral]

Think those pictures are pretty bad tbh but personally I think they are unfortunately still flattering

I'm starting to get flashbacks to that "is the dress blue & black / white & gold" bollocks from last year...

This may well be an Eye of the Beholder thing but I actually think she looks quite pretty in those pictures SamLP dug up (especially the second one). That's part of the reason I wanted to see her over the weekend - to see her in the flesh.

Am I missing something here (or maybe I've just caught a variation of Horizontalpleasuresitis disease)??

Are there any other pictures floating about beyond those four (and the spunk-faced one) or did they all go kaput along with her UKE account?

[claretandblue]

I'm starting to get flashbacks to that "is the dress blue & black / white & gold" bollocks from last year...

This may well be an Eye of the Beholder thing but I actually think she looks quite pretty in those pictures SamLP dug up (especially the second one). That's part of the reason I wanted to see her over the weekend - to see her in the flesh.

Am I missing something here (or maybe I've just caught a variation of Horizontalpleasuresitis disease)??

Are there any other pictures floating about beyond those four (and the spunk-faced one) or did they all go kaput along with her UKE account?

I think you should just go and see her tbh, some fine her attractive maybe you will do?
In my review I mentioned another photo of hers which isn't in those links above,in it she is a brunette and looked much more fresh faced, anyone who says that photo is an accurate representation is talking bollocks, unfortunately that was the only photo of hers where I found her attractive!

[OutForJustice80]

I don't think those shots are particularly accurate. There isn't a shot of her that I've seen that I would say was representative of the girl I met.