FKK Finca Erotica, Dierdorf
First visit report. Tuesday 12h - 19h and 20h - 01h
Entry: day €50 inc. robe; beer, happy hour 11am-2pm €35 (robe €3), inc towels; breakfast; buffet; dinner; beer.
Rate €50 /30min; cim €50.
Happy hour entry, only includes beer till 18h. You can then pay for additional beers, not tried but seems you can buy a card for €20 then beers are €3 (I'm not sure if that's correct).
To save bother with card, I wanted to pay full day entry price, but was told that was not allowed. Seems a bit strange, I would have paid €15 more, then probably would only have wanted 2 or 3 more beers in the evening.
Can leave club for a while, eg for hotel check in, then re-enter later that day. Just explain to reception.
Good number of girls, maybe 30 or more, always plenty free.
Mostly youngish, 60% look 25 or under, others mostly under 30
G. present % --- looks (score 1-10*)
20% --- 5* or less
70% --- 6 to 8*
10% --- 9 to10*
Small - medium outside area with small pool. Well used with sufcicient loungers for a quiet afternoon.
POSITIVES:
Food very good: Buffet breakfast, later bufet lunch both with a plentyful selection. From 17:30 outside (covered) bbq served very good steak, bratwurst, hot-dog, fried chicken joints with chips, bread and several salads. From 21h the remaining bbq food was available inside.
Bar, very good service, with draught and a selection of bottled beers.
Fair size locker/changing rooms, and showers. Clean toilets. Good trompe l'oeil in places.
Fairly relaxed about phone use in garden
NEGATIVES:
Nothing major, but maybe could be a little more lively.
Some girls a little too persistant.
Bar doesn't serve still water (but can bring in a bottle when you arrive).
Mould in shower room tile grout.
Silly narrow lockers.
Afternoon session: 1hr. Elli (Ro) 20, 1.6m, 45kg, slim teen body, pert A, straight black medium-long. Good English. GFE. 3 weeks at Finca. Repeat 100%
Evening session: 1hr. Zoe (Hu), 1.78m, size 34, 75/80 B firm. GND. Quite good Eng. Good fun but only average performance. Repeat 45%
Evening session: 30min. Cammara / Tammara (Bu) 1.6m, slim size 36/38, 80. B/C slightly pendulous, blond slightly curly shoulder length. Looks: not really my type but fairly good English. Quite forward approached 4 or 5 times with small actions. Room ok but artificial moans off putting, just 20 - 25 min in room. Repeat: No.
Late session 1hr. Elli again. Rested, after 2 dull sessions, not ready for fast action but wanting to end with something nice. More hugs kisses and chat, then kisses from Elli all over, finishing with some fm (cbj) practice (she doesn't yet do bbbj) b4 final cuddles.
Finca overall club rating: 8/10
In my top three, will return asap.
+ Fair variety of girls, good/very good sessions.
+ Nice atmosphere.
+ Good food and beer.
- Not very lively - no dancing.
- Can't get full day pass during happy hour.
