Well, at least you've not had a princess melt down.
What you'll already know is before most of us lads speak to you lasses, we study the words you write on your profiles, we try to read between the lines and get a grasp of the lass writing it.
It's a game entwined with mistrust and shady characters, dropping a bollock like yours takes a bit of undoing, we've heard some real bull shit stories over the years and tend to take the back track statements with a pinch of salt.
Rightly so, you look out for yourself, rightly so, we look out for ourselves too.
You've not too bad a job of posting on here though.
Edit.... I can see a princess coming