Loraine Love Massage - Gildersome

[stevedave]

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I was in the mood for something different, so thought a nice massage with a happy ending would be the order of the day. I texted Loraine in the morning, and swiftly arranged a half hour service for later on that day.

I made my way to her apartment in Gildersome, about a 15 minute drive from central Leeds, and just a minute from Junction 27 of the M62, and parked in the free, private parking attached to her apartment. I was bang on time, texted her to let her know I'd arrived and she told me the flat number. Wandered round to the front door and there was a family going in so I held back for a couple of minutes.

Finally in,  Loraine opened the door as I approached and ushered me inside. I have met her once before a few months ago so knew what to expect - she's the girl in the photos, not bad looking, probably mid thirties, big but slightly droopy tits and a little bit of a belly, probably a size 14. As I undressed, we reconfirmed it was a half hour appointment and I mentioned I'd visited before...she didn't remember me, so much for an ego boost!

I lay on my front and she lathered oil all over my back. What followed was a pretty good massage, much more thorough than the last time I saw her, she really got into my back and shoulders from all angles. I heard her take her bra off and she started with some firm body to body stuff which was nice. She then removed the towel from over my arse and massaged my hamstrings and arse, but paid little attention to the gap I'd left for her to access my balls.

I was asked to turn over, and she said she would massage my front quickly and then have the happy ending...I'd probably not been there any more than 15 minutes by then. A brief chest massage, including mire b2b, with her tits getting quite close to my face (which was nice), then she oiled my cock up and started wanking me off....all seemed quite rushed. I finished up, she cleaned me up and offered a shower which I accepted, as there was a lot of oil involved!

As I was dressing, I noticed the time, and I'd probably not been in the flat much more than 20 minutes. Last time I went, I got the full half an hour (but the massage wasn't as good), so if I'd got that again she would probably have got a positive, but she's getting a grey one due to me feeling rushed. Not sure if she just wanted to get home maybe, or if I just caught her on a bad day.

At £30 for a "half hour" massage and HE, I guess you can't complain from a value point of view. I'd not discount seeing her again for a cheap rug and tug, but in reality I'll probably stick with "proper" WG's in the future and have a full service.

[sowhat]

Agreed.. been there ... not a good experience.

[p3ngu1n]

What a pity she doesn't give full service!  She has the right kind of jugs to just watch bouncing in front of your face as you poke her in CG.

Cheers for the review mate

[Tricks]

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At £30 for a "half hour" massage and HE, I guess you can't complain from a value point of view. I'd not discount seeing her again for a cheap rug and tug, but in reality I'll probably stick with "proper" WG's in the future and have a full service.

It looks good value on paper and sounded promising, but not if you are short changed on time. She knew exactly what she was doing time wise and there is no excuse

[stevedave]

It looks good value on paper and sounded promising, but not if you are short changed on time. She knew exactly what she was doing time wise and there is no excuse

Agreed. It's odd though, the first time I saw her I got 30 minutes bang on. Perhaps she'd had a long day, but to be honest I doubt I'll be back to find out. I can have a wank for free at home 

[Nezzlington]

Wish i had seen this review earlier, I visited this WG yesterday lunchtime.

I agree with many of SteveDave's sentiments - though the massage consisted purely of baby oil being rubbed into my back with hands, forearms and tits - not good in my opinion, i have had much better massages from Chinese, Thai and Brit girls before.Turn over and similar effort to my chest. She then started on my nether regions, I thought she advertises touching of her tits so took advantage and slipped my hands onto them only to be told "my nails are sharp" and to stop. WTF i can imagine some of you guys who have manual jobs will have rough skin on hands and possibly nails that require manicuring - I have been a pen pusher for the last 20 years and have never had a WG complain about my nails. Before i forget she also answered texts during the massage......I thought the time i was paying for was mine, but clearly not.

I lost the plot and bit and got her to continue with HR which again was nothing spectacular and have had more enjoyable wanks on my own.

Pros
Discreet flat, easy to find and good parking. Nice and tidy in the flat.
Comms good to arrange meet
Pretty girl, though typical EE dark rings under eyes look
Nice big tits

Cons
Disinterested from start to finish
Poor massage
Poor hand job
No or little talk during meet
Not allowed to feel tits for any length of time

I personally if i was writing the initial review would have marked her as neutral heading toward negative. I will not be returning for a re-match.