This happened about 4 years ago at a mates wedding.
A guy who we all knew was there and he`d been single all his life and to the best of our knowledge he`d never had a girlfriend.
He turned up with an absolute fkin stunner....even the women who were there were drooling, she was gorgeous. She was wearing a short blue dress with matching shoes and fantastic legs
She was all over him as well.
A couple of the lads were trying to find out who she was and where they`d met but she wasnt saying anything apart from what a lovely guy he was.
They stayed the night and in the morning they left in his car and we never saw her again.
We still ask him about her but he just says it was a quick fling he had.
Another quick one for you...I used to do a bit of taxi work in the late 80s and used to regularly get to pick up a couple of girls who worked out of a flat in Gateshead.
When they were doing incalls they would ask for me to drop punters off at their place.....I used to make the journey very uncomfortable for the punters..." what are you up to tonight then mate" or "Iam sure I know one of the girls who lives here mate" or the best one " do you need to stop at a cashpoint mate".
If I got the return it would be..." looking a bit flush there mate do you want the windows open" or a quick wink in the mirror and a " which one did you have mate"
Yes I know.....Iam a twat