External Link/Members Only 2000 czk 30 mins
Visited Jennifer - not convinced the girl in the pics.
Service was crap, arrived on time and when the door opened I was massively disappointed. Doesn’t look anything like the pictures and had horrendous bad breath! Should’ve walked but had paid for the uber and it was chucking it down! Money handed over and asked to wash my hands (weird), then she went to waste more of my time going to ‘wash her body’ (why this wasn’t done before I arrived ffs!?)
Boobs and nipples were apparently out of bounds,
OW (condom thicker than the SP) lasted about 90 seconds max (OWO was an extra 1000czk which I declined) before she laid on her back (not before spitting on herself in the least attractive fashion ever) to signal time for me to do the male equivalent of ‘lay back and think of England’.
I put in a positively herculean effort and eventually managed to finish after trying mish, doggy and cowgirl before returning to mish and just pumping as vigorously as I could.
Left as quickly as I possibly could.
Please please please - avoid like the plague lads. The strongest negative ever!
