Author Topic: LAURA LUSH - Long Eaton NG10  (Read 4549 times)


7 review(s) for LAURA PETAL (1 positive, 3 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Iloveoral]

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Been trying to get a meet sorted with this one for a while, admittedly not the usual for me but I’ve added a photo that caught my eye, just something about it that I found sexy and I thought hmm £80 to smash her up the arse, ok.

Asked for a meet in 30 mins or so and was given a time, we agreed and the address with parking, walking etc info followed.

Was told can come earlier as the quickie she had book, she had now cancelled him.

Arrived at said time and park outside number x - y and then to the off-licence, then called as instructed.
Phone busy signal so text “here”
Waited and repeated several times.

Was interested in a bloke parked outside the shop for quite a while just observing people, I like to snap a photo of them just incase there’s a issue later. Could be nothing.

Text after a wait to say leaving now.

For the next hour I was thinking she cancelled a quickie for my 30 mins, I bet she cancelled me for an hour or so booking, possibly the guy in the car, who was also on the phone.

Exactly 2 hours later I get a text saying sorry, she thought I was a no show?
Was offered a tenner off my revisit, though I was disappointed wasting such time, not sure if I’d return or not now. Was thinking grey or red, will leave red as I was pretty pissed at the time, it was a toss up between Laura and the Thai in Derby, I then didn’t have a window toget over to Derby so bollox still full.

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Was interested in a bloke parked outside the shop for quite a while just observing people, I like to snap a photo of them just incase there’s a issue later. Could be nothing.

A bit odd and paranoid
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Was interested in a bloke parked outside the shop for quite a while just observing people, I like to snap a photo of them just incase there’s a issue later. Could be nothing.

A bit odd and paranoid

Very odd, he just seemed too interested like he knew the score.
Could be nothing, may never know.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2024, 09:08:12 pm by Iloveoral »

Offline Newtothisstuff

You dodged a bullet there.  I saw her - admittedly a long time ago - and it wasn't a good booking.  TBH, I'm not sure she had both paddles in the water. Throughout the booking, she kept babbling on about religion and trying to convince me that Buddhism was the way to go.
She also insisted that on arrival that I went and washed my cock. She then gave it a 'sniff test' as she called it and gave me the all clear to proceed. A lot of reviews mentioned her doing that.  Then, when she wasn't babbling on about religion and despite not being able to get a word in edgeways, she kept telling me to be quiet as she had neighbours.
Her oral was probably one of the worst I've even had. Her only redeeming point for some will be that she offered anal.

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I almost forgot - she used to read posts on here. Not sure if she's still a member though.

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I almost forgot - she used to read posts on here. Not sure if she's still a member though.


Is she Lou2019  :lol: :lol: :lol:

She is welcome to read it’s an honest review, she did text to say sorry, which was decent, that did make a difference, I did think about making the review neutral just because of that, but felt negative was more appropriate  as her phone was constantly “busy” when I was calling.

Your experience does sound a big scary haha
The anal was the key factor to the booking, the photo attached I thought she looked quite cheeky and fuckable for an older girl, obviously not my usual, but there was something about that pic, probably the big tits.

I’m in two minds if I would return now.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2024, 10:48:31 pm by Iloveoral »

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MirabelleMagic was the name she used to use on here.  Last used in May this year.

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MirabelleMagic was the name she used to use on here.  Last used in May this year.
Yes I remember that name now, that was a while ago

Offline rnrn636

Don't do it.


She is nuts and not a good fuck at all.

I received her a few years back.

Offline rnrn636

Don't do it.


She is nuts and not a good fuck at all.

I received her a few years back.

From 2015,doubt much has changed other than she has even more random shit to non stop talk  about.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=71269.0

Offline Newtothisstuff

Well, given that the punt was almost a decade ago and how many hundreds of punts I must have had since then..... the fact that I still remember it so well is a pretty good indication of just how odd it was.
She was perfectly pleasant. She just didn't stop talking. Ever! Even her very odd blowjob kept getting interrupted by her stopping to talk at me some more.  And the fact that a prostitute was the one banging on about religion to her punter most of the time just took weird to a whole new level.
Maybe she was going through something at the time?  The best way I can describe it is to think of a poker game.  Imagine you've just sat down at the table and the cards are dealt out. You look down and see that all the cards are 'Happy Families'.  You know it's not going to work out as you planned and you're not quite sure what to expect next.
Perhaps she has improved or changed?  It was all just so weird.  Especially considering that she was the one doing all the talking, yet she kept telling me we had to be quiet as her neighbours might hear.
When I think back on it, it's almost tempting to book her again just for the weirdness of it all.  Not tempting enough though.
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i've always been tempted, but always remember the crazy antics... amd i always think she's got a wig on... :D

bullet dodged i reckon mate... what part of long eaton is she... just rough area...

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i've always been tempted, but always remember the crazy antics... amd i always think she's got a wig on... :D

bullet dodged i reckon mate... what part of long eaton is she... just rough area...

Long Eaton...very rough area  :lol:

Offline shagmore

Definitely dodged a bullet, she is definitely a sandwich short of a picnic. Saw her when she was Laura Petal, very paranoid about where you have to park, when to walk up the drive, and also to keep quiet.
I saw her a long time back because she had a hairy minge

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i've always been tempted, but always remember the crazy antics... amd i always think she's got a wig on... :D

bullet dodged i reckon mate... what part of long eaton is she... just rough area...
It was about 5 mins from the train station / swimming baths side of Long Eaton

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Think my minds made up, you’ve all scared me off her :lol: :drinks:

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Think my minds made up, you’ve all scared me off her :lol: :drinks:

Glad you have decided against it, I was starting to worry about you....😂🤣

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It seemed a good idea at the time  :lol:

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I would just like to mention plenty of people will park outside the shop. While a passenger pops in or whatever. That is the way of shops.

In addition my part of Long Eaton is not rough or I would never have bought the house in 2008 to start with. Safe clean quiet area almost all home owners. No council and very little private rent. Escorta are not doing anything illegal and I am low volume to start with keeping a low profile as always.

The person who has done the rating has never met me. I would never book an hour instead of half an hour and not tell the person. I waited 25 minutes then assumed a no show so put it on silent and was going to pack up for the day. When later I realised the client had rolled up I felt bad so offered a tenner off. Simple misunderstanding that is all. I did wait a good while first.

As for that faith I gave it up 4 years ago.

You can please everybody some of the time but you can't please everybody all of the time. I do however get plenty of returnees.
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Hope this clarifies.
Thanks for your reply, it’s very welcome.

Just to confirm I was on time and not late

Your £10 discount offer is appreciated, thank you.

Sadly it just wasn’t to be, I had messaged a few times as was keen to see you.
The latest photo in your public galley was quite sexy and appealing.
It’s water under the bridge now, no hard feelings  :drinks:


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A very respectful reply from ILoveoral  :hi:

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