I was attracted to the images of Madison on the website (half thinking she was an old favourite from Sheffield parlours that had returned, but she isn't) so went along for the experience anyway.
External Link/Members OnlyVenue is well described, easy to find and free parking in front of the place. There were a few Asians hanging about taking an interest but I parked up and ignored them.
I'd rung ahead to book Madison so paid the £20 to the receptionist and Madison greeted me in a detached and business-like manner and showed me into the room.
Madison's pictures are, I think, accurate but maybe a bit old. She was heavily made up, she's way older than 25 (35?), and way bigger than size 12, I'd say 16 if I'm being generous, particularly around the rear end and thighs, however she is attractive, and her main assets are the enormous natural boobs. If she lost weight she could potentially be a bit of a stunner.
She recited the additional price list, and that GFE started at an extra £50, which I agreed to and gave her, then she instructed me to have a shower, which I did, and she left the room. The room was clean and nicely decorated, and the walk in shower was bigger than my kitchen! At this stage I was still optimistic for a decent session as she looked sexy even if a bit heavier than my usual choice.
Madison returned after a good five minutes and told me to lie front down on the bed for a massage, which rang alarm bells as a time waster. Sadly I have to report that that's exactly what it was, spending nearly ten mins lightly rubbing baby lotion into my back, arms and legs with zero hint of anything sensual and remaining clothed throughout. I was then able to turn over whereupon she gave me a quick peck on the lips (so much for GFE!) and commenced owo on my unsurprisingly still uninterested tackle. This was admittedly nice and unrushed, and I lay back and enjoyed it while he slowly came to life.
She then suggested the condom, which I went with and commenced a pretty uninspiring bit of mish before accepting that there was little interest in this from either her or me, so gave up and returned to owo for a nice cim finish (+£10).
No clean up, so just got dressed, chatted a bit and off. From her re-entering the room after my shower to me leaving the premises was about 20 mins max. and if you subtract the "massage" it wasn't much more than 10 mins proper contact.
Despite the transactional, bland and rushed service, I actually think Madison is nice enough and interesting to talk to, but I can't imagine how long it would take to build any rapport. So costs were £20 entrance + £50 GFE + £10 cim = £80. For 20 mins that's £240 per hour. Hasn't Sheffield come up in the world! GFE used to be £65 for a proper GFE, with dfk, owo and often cim included, and you were rarely rushed. If my experience represents what it has become today, they can keep it.
Despite much reflection and trying not to be unfair, I still can't avoid making this a negative.
