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External Link/Members OnlyIn contrast to my other reviews this punt was the worst I've ever had. I've had a WG take my money and leave, I've had one charge for extra for everything, I've been through numerous baits and switch, but this one still tops the list.
I was in the mood for a punt and scoured through the "Available Today" listing for Portsmouth, there wasn't much so I went for a normal cheap EE for £60 for half an hour. EE are usually hit and miss for me, they're either fantastic or terrible and this one was the latter.
I dropped her a call an hour before and checked whether she charged for OWO, FK or deep throat and was told it was all included in the price. She said she'd send me a text with the address and she didn't, called again and she said she'd send it again. After about an hour she sent me a text asking if I was coming, I asked for the address and finally got it. When I arrived to the road I gave her a ring and was told the house number. I went past a road that had been mentioned in this
review and suddenly started getting worried. The house was the next road over and when I went it there were about 3 WGs there and I was asked to choose which one I wanted. I chose the first one and went to the bedroom with her.
Before handing over the money I asked if there were any extras for FK, OWO or deep throat and was told there weren't. Handed over £60 and stripped down before laying on the bed. What followed can't actually be classified as a blowjob as it was more her licking the tip every 5 minutes in between pumping my penis as if it was a water pump and she was in the Sahara. After 10 minutes of this and me wondering what I'd gone into I decided to go for some sex as the skin on my penis was as raw as possible now. She didn't want to get on top and the bed wasn't the best for doggie. We tried some missionary and for 10 minutes she lay there without moving, her head looking to the left without making any noise. It was like fucking a wooden plank and it was donig nothing for me. Time was nearly up so I just pulled out, took the condom off and started to get changed.
After I was changed she held out her hand and didn't want to open the door, she wanted £20 extra for OWO. I tried to argue with her that she said no extras but she was just feigning ignorance. I said I had some extra money and would need to get it from my car so she followed me out, after turning round the corner I just ran and didn't look back. She didn't follow so I walked about town for a bit and then went home.
Checked my phone and she'd sent some abusive texts about hey "boyfriend" and how they had my number and such so I just turned my phone off. Thank god for punting phones.
All this being said, the profiles I've linked are the ones to avoid and because of this I think I'm going to avoid all EE girls or better any girl who isn't British or Asian as even though they claim to be Latin/Spanish/Italian they all seem to be from Romania, funny that.
