Laura - Sport Therapy Clinic Old Lode Lane

[PunterP]

Link: External Link/Members Only

Date: Earlier this week

Services: 30 minute massage £40 including HE

Booking: After seeing rave reviews about this place, I wanted to venture away my local massage parlour to see what all the hype was about. I called a few times with no answer, so I decided to leave a test to book in. It took a while to get a response but I was able to confirm a booking for later that day. I didn't bother checking who was in as I saw a few comments along the lines of "it doesn't matter who you see...always a great service" etc. etc. which was a bit of a mistake.

Location: It is located in the middle of a fairly busy road. There were also a lot of kids roaming about plus a workers van outside so it wasn't exactly discrete. I didn't have any qualms about that as I don't live in the local area, but might be an issue for someone who does.

Looks: Once I got there, I was met by Laura. She is Chinese and about 40-years old. She asked if I wanted happy ending and confirmed a price of £40 before walking into the room with me. I was a bit peeved as I saw reviews of this fit Nicole bird and whoever, so travelling about 45 minutes to see an older, uglier Chinese woman than what I could get down the street from myself was just annoying, but again I didn't ask for anyone else as I remember the reviews about how great the service was here so I persevered.

Service:I stripped and laid face down. She asked if I wanted some oil on, which I was happy to have, but she only applied a very small amount so her hand was rubbing a bit too much against my skin. I started to touch her a couple times very softly, but she made it very clear nothing was on offer by moving my hand back to my side so I abandoned that hope. She then started a medium massage as requested but it was just terrible. She focused on my left rear-delt for about 5 whole minutes. Near the end I was about to tell her it's fine or move her hand myself, before she moved further down... Finally. Then she moved onto the right rear-delt.

After a short amount of time she did go down to the legs but I had to specifically ask her to as she was taking too long. I widened my legs to make it more obvious but she still took her sweet time to get near my balls. After a few CC swipes, she started cupping my balls and stroking my dick so I made some positive moans and moved more onto all fours to give her more access. Then for some bizarre reason, she started scraping down my lower back and onto my balls with her nails, which started tickling my balls in a bad way. I started closing my legs as it wasn't pleasant at all. After about 5 minutes of this torture, she asked me to turn over before wanking me off.

Overall Rating: 5/10 I'm not a massive fan of her looks considering I was expecting some fit white girl (or at least non-asian) and the service was pretty shocking. She spent far too long on an actual attempt of a massage rather than focusing on my downstairs area. I might eventually go back to specifically book in one of the other girls but definitely wouldn't see Laura again.

[bonham]

Thanks for the review puntp
Only time Ive had a massage and relief of Laura she was wearing gloves. Did you read reviews on here before going if so you shuld have booked  Tina or ruby has thay are popular
Most other good ones have left long time ago so £50 a hour is on the expensive side now.
But cant understand your comment about expecting a fit white girl or non-asian if you read the reviews. And surely you shuld ask for more oil to be added has lots on here don't like much has have to go home with it on. And enyone knows no touching Laura who seen her shes the boss and doesn't allow it. Seen Tina last week and got great service but not to ruby standerd 

[PunterP]

Thanks for the review puntp
Only time Ive had a massage and relief of Laura she was wearing gloves. Did you read reviews on here before going if so you shuld have booked  Tina or ruby has thay are popular
Most other good ones have left long time ago so £50 a hour is on the expensive side now.
But cant understand your comment about expecting a fit white girl or non-asian if you read the reviews. And surely you shuld ask for more oil to be added has lots on here don't like much has have to go home with it on. And enyone knows no touching Laura who seen her shes the boss and doesn't allow it. Seen Tina last week and got great service but not to ruby standerd

Hey bonham, yeah I did quite a few searches and saw a lot of positive reviews for nicole and ruby, but also a fair few for laura, with even comments in those saying that laura provides a great massage and the negative/neutral reviews were for people that seem to have left so I didn't really see any reason to specify anyone during booking. I'm not expecting a bad service based on the amount of positive reviews this place had, which included services with Laura e.g.

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 23, 2021, 02:57:20 pm
I would say Laura at sport therapy old lode lane is the best . I have had many massages from her and she just doesn't wank you off but spends ages playing with your cock using different techniques as many punters on here will testify. 
+1 mrb 
Nicole at OLL was fantastic at keeping you right on the edge for the full half hour if you saw her regular but sadly she hasn't been back since the pandemic started.



I just assumed based on the names that they would be non-chinese but that wasn't an issue. Her looks weren't great, but as I said in the review, not really ever an issue if the massage service is good. Wrt no touching, I thought I might aswell see for myself, again not really anything to do with the negative booking.

[mr.bluesky]

Hey bonham, yeah I did quite a few searches and saw a lot of positive reviews for nicole and ruby, but also a fair few for laura, with even comments in those saying that laura provides a great massage and the negative/neutral reviews were for people that seem to have left so I didn't really see any reason to specify anyone during booking. I'm not expecting a bad service based on the amount of positive reviews this place had, which included services with Laura e.g.

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 23, 2021, 02:57:20 pm
I would say Laura at sport therapy old lode lane is the best . I have had many massages from her and she just doesn't wank you off but spends ages playing with your cock using different techniques as many punters on here will testify. 
+1 mrb 
Nicole at OLL was fantastic at keeping you right on the edge for the full half hour if you saw her regular but sadly she hasn't been back since the pandemic started.



I just assumed based on the names that they would be non-chinese but that wasn't an issue. Her looks weren't great, but as I said in the review, not really ever an issue if the massage service is good. Wrt no touching, I thought I might aswell see for myself, again not really anything to do with the negative booking.

I think the clue is in the gumtree advert title .Chinese massage . Chinese girls are always given English names when working at these sort of establishments unless you would like to remember or even pronounce their Chinese names.

[bonham]

 Don't know where i got Tina from i ment Nicole and ruby 

[bonham]

I think the clue is in the gumtree advert title .Chinese massage . Chinese girls are always given English names when working at these sort of establishments unless you would like to remember or even pronounce their Chinese names.

Thats true mr b
Changechang
Ah kum
Li ming
Reviews would be f##ked

[shed]

Interesting review and thanks for the detail as to how it was for you. Laura for me has staffing problems at OLL and not surprisingly so as she allows nothing more than HR. This suits Nichole and Ruby as I could never see them, even if allowed, offering anything else. But their working days are very limited to maybe one or just two days per week. Gina and Linda seem to have disappeared probably because of Laura's strict regime. But also because of OLL pricing which hourly is too expensive. So Laura I presume a few days per week is on her own and although a very pleasant lady she is no spring chicken. So for me I don't visit OLL anymore as there is better service and pricing and offerings elsewhere

[PunterP]

I think the clue is in the gumtree advert title .Chinese massage . Chinese girls are always given English names when working at these sort of establishments unless you would like to remember or even pronounce their Chinese names.

The gumtree link was for the people who are visiting the review. I didn't click on that link when booking, instead looking at reviews on here, but thanks

[mr.bluesky]

The gumtree link was for the people who are visiting the review. I didn't click on that link when booking, instead looking at reviews on here, but thanks

I think maybe you should book to see Nicole or Ruby next time.( if you decide to go back) I have noticed that Laura does that thing of running her finger nails over your skin which I find ticklish rather than erotic  Nicole is a particular favourite of mine , hence the recent review  As shed points out it is a limited service here just happy ending and there is more on offer at other places but Laura does run a tight ship at Old Lode Lane.