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This thread is another legendary spectacle. OP fell head over heels and lost the plot  :lol:. What a damn shame he seemed alright before. EAS is no joke. Becareful out there guys, don't fall for a WG and end up like this guy.

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This thread is another legendary spectacle. OP fell head over heels and lost the plot  :lol:. What a damn shame he seemed alright before. EAS is no joke. Becareful out there guys, don't fall for a WG and end up like this guy.
Wise words PYWM
EAS aint funny. Happened to me 6-7 years ago. It wont be happening again. Its a recipe for disaster and does your head in :thumbsdown:

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This thread is another legendary spectacle. OP fell head over heels and lost the plot  :lol:. What a damn shame he seemed alright before. EAS is no joke. Becareful out there guys, don't fall for a WG and end up like this guy.

Well said  :thumbsup:

I think we have all been swayed to a degree from time to time, it’s dangerous to get into a relationship with a hooker.
Historically we have seen many punters end up fucked up on here due to EAS.
They claim to be happy with her carrying on working but deep down resentful it takes a strong character to put up with a partner having a colossal amount of cock.
They can be devious and ultimately only want you for the money, many will tell you what you want to hear and that’s where guys goes wrong!
I came close to this with a girl off SA but gave my head a wobble and moved on.

I wouldn’t say all hookers are damaged but many are to differing levels.  :hi:

Offline CMiller

EAS is no joke.

Some in this thread would disagree because they're happy to mock others over it under a pretence of "banter".

Offline Nickoname1

Tbone is the the OP from what I can gather.  Certainly gone off the rails, sadly.

Tbonesteak no longer active on aw@nk. I think this means the profile has been deleted? Hopefully Potter is starting to see sense.

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This thread is another legendary spectacle. OP fell head over heels and lost the plot  :lol:. What a damn shame he seemed alright before. EAS is no joke. Becareful out there guys, don't fall for a WG and end up like this guy.
Hi Guys,
Your concern for Tbone's mental health is unwarranted.Rest assured he's been examined by a psychiatrist in the notorious Arkham Asylum who could find no evidence that he is criminally insane or suffering with a mental disorder ( although I do believe he wants his cock taking temporary asylum inside Angel's pussy)
Tbone is the epitome of an english gentleman who sits in the House of Lords and mixes with the nobility of this country. Please desist then chaps from disparaging not just Tbone but the english aristocracy.I may remind you these people have remained our ruling classes since the disaster suffered by King Harold at Hastings Oct 14th 1066.
I cannot blame Tbone for falling in love with this incredibly special lady.She has the kind of love that can stain your soul,make you beg not to have one just to escape the spell she's put you under.Ive tried to break myself of her over and over but it's pointless.Ive got more of her in my veins than blood.
Leonidas
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And don't forget, this was all done in a car - either the OP has a very big car with lots of room (and probably a bed as well), or this "review" is a piss take...

Can't make up my mind on this... :lol:
You've got to experience exhilarating, seriously steamy car sex as the urgency of wanting to rip off your partner's clothes in the throes of such intense passion,all that increased excitement and adrenaline mixed with the thrill that someone might be watching is hot.Plus,you can do it anywhere your sexcarpades take you!
I will bestow some tips I have learnt
Here are the 10 Carmandments:
1: Park in an isolated safe area
2: Wear comfortable, easy to remove clothing that you can use as pillows or to prop your head against. Angel has lost count the amount of times she has banged her head on the car doors. You need to be able to put said outfit on in a jiffy incase of sudden visitors.
3: Make sure handbrake is on for obvious reasons.You don't want to end up rolling down a hill or falling into a ditch
4:Move front seats as forward as possible
5:Plenty of space on the back seats for various sexual positions such as missionary ( which is the easiest) doggy and cargirl.But, reverse cargirl can be done in the passenger seat as the glove compartment is great for leaning and leverage.
6:Don't ever have sex on the driver's seat since there is a likelihood of hitting the horn and you might not have a tiny hoot.So,this will draw attention to yourselves.
7: Be mindful of various body parts as you move around.Angel has  cut her fingers and bruised her legs on multiple occasions.
8: Keep your moans and groans of pleasure to a neighbourly level.Yeah,right!
9: Steamy windows in the dark work as wonderful mirrors. I know Angel pointed this out one night and ever since then she loves looking through the mirrored windows watching my cock going inside her.
10:A good workout can build up an appetite so to be sure to take some supplies with you. We recommend something simple like a couple of Ginsters pasties.They take the edge off without leaving you too full to continue your fun and frolics.
Please bare in mind this is when the engine is stationary.
For blowjobs/ road head in motion there are 10 different Carmandments:
1: Keep in a lower gear.I recommend 3rd,unless on a motorway then 5th is fine.Try to avoid gear changes as much as possible.Angel finds all the constant gear changes and stopping and starting annoys her rhythm.
2: Seriously keep your eyes on the fucking road no matter how tempting.
3:We don't recommend bumpy country roads or main roads with lots of roundabouts and junctions,unless of course, like myself you like a challenging drive.Better off sticking to motorways,a nice straight smooth ride.
4: If you don't already,learn to drive with the seat right back do I really need to explain why?
5: Keep an eye out for the Police  as they love to catch people doing naughty things.
6: It's a good idea to let your partner know what's happening too,whether you have a tight corner or a speed bump coming up,you don't want her to accidentally choke.
7: Important this one: HAVE FUN, seriously enjoy yourself.Its daring,thrilling,naughty and adventurous; embrace it.Obviously just be careful not to crash or you'll have a job explaining that to the insurance company.
8: Think about investing in a small cushion to rest on the handbrake.Angel has pointed out to me that it squashes her boobs.
9: Learn the art of nonchalance,if you look like your doing nothing out of the ordinary people tend to take less notice of you.Although,we did get spotted by a guy on the Cooks roundabout off the A406 not long ago.If it was one of you guys.... Hello :-)
10: If you have cruise control then your halfway there already,well done!
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What a complete and funny pile  of shit that he wrote,I mean I like shagging my regular very much but doesn’t mean I’ve got to be all soppy about it and want to run off and elope with her  :dash: :dash: :dash:
Well you obviously are not getting sold the dream!
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Welcome back potter, but i suspect not for long

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Hi Guys,
Your concern for Tbone's mental health is unwarranted.Rest assured he's been examined by a psychiatrist in the notorious Arkham Asylum who could find no evidence that he is criminally insane or suffering with a mental disorder ( although I do believe he wants his cock taking temporary asylum inside Angel's pussy)
Tbone is the epitome of an english gentleman who sits in the House of Lords and mixes with the nobility of this country. Please desist then chaps from disparaging not just Tbone but the english aristocracy.I may remind you these people have remained our ruling classes since the disaster suffered by King Harold at Hastings Oct 14th 1066.
I cannot blame Tbone for falling in love with this incredibly special lady.She has the kind of love that can stain your soul,make you beg not to have one just to escape the spell she's put you under.Ive tried to break myself of her over and over but it's pointless.Ive got more of her in my veins than blood.
Leonidas


What on earth?

Offline bixxybxy1397

What even is this thread?! :lol: :dash:

Also, what does EAS stand for?

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What even is this thread?! :lol: :dash:

Also, what does EAS stand for?

Emotional Attachment Syndrome.

Here is a thread about it:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16474.0
« Last Edit: November 06, 2021, 07:37:37 pm by Payyourwaymate »

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What even is this thread?! :lol: :dash:

Also, what does EAS stand for?

Another explanation of being cunt struck 😎


Offline Cambridgy

Welcome back potter, but i suspect not for long

Good to see you still have a sense of humour intact - take care of yourself HP.

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Can you remove yourself from threads?

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Tbonesteak no longer active on aw@nk. I think this means the profile has been deleted? Hopefully Potter is starting to see sense.
Good Afternoon Nick,
Can you do Angel a favour and finally resolve her dilemma?
She wants to know whether you're as steamy in bed as you're in her thoughts?.... :lol:
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Good Afternoon Nick,
Can you do Angel a favour and finally resolve her dilemma?
She wants to know whether you're as steamy in bed as you're in her thoughts?.... :lol:
I think I need to remind you of the rules.

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

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Good to see you still have a sense of humour intact - take care of yourself HP.
Hi Guys,
I do hope none of you are experiencing sexual dry spells at the moment.

If any of you are hoping to cast a Love Spell on that special person in your life ,read on...

You don't need the 'eye of a newt,toe of a frog,wool of a bat or tongue of a dog'  to cast a Love Spell.

 I mean  casual sex does have  its advantages but sometimes it can leave  you feeling unfulfilled,empty and unhappy, because all the hot sex in the world eventually means nothing without love.

Please bear in mind with  this top secret recipe once it's cast, it's very hard to undo.

4 x cups of good humour

2 x teaspoons of smooches
 
1/2 tablespoon of dashing good looks

2 x teaspoons of chemical attraction

1 x cup of similar interests

1 x tablespoon of charm

2 x tablespoons of true love

1 x teaspoon of good timing

3/4 x cups of longing glances

1 x good bum

1 of you

1 of them

Mix it well

Saviour it  & Voilà !
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Hi Guys,
I do hope none of you are experiencing sexual dry spells at the moment.

If any of you are hoping to cast a Love Spell on that special person in your life ,read on...

You don't need the 'eye of a newt,toe of a frog,wool of a bat or tongue of a dog'  to cast a Love Spell.

 I mean  casual sex does have  its advantages but sometimes it can leave  you feeling unfulfilled,empty and unhappy, because all the hot sex in the world eventually means nothing without love.

Please bear in mind with  this top secret recipe once it's cast, it's very hard to undo.

4 x cups of good humour

2 x teaspoons of smooches
 
1/2 tablespoon of dashing good looks

2 x teaspoons of chemical attraction

1 x cup of similar interests

1 x tablespoon of charm

2 x tablespoons of true love

1 x teaspoon of good timing

3/4 x cups of longing glances

1 x good bum

1 of you

1 of them

Mix it well

Saviour it  & Voilà !

I'm so confused as to the purpose of your posts I'm not even going to bother reporting you 🥴🥴🥴. It seems HP and his WG lover are using this account together. I don't even know if I am addressing HP or his WG lover. Anyway, I wish you both the best. Please don't get yourselves banned, that's the only way I see this going at this rate lol.

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Hi Guys,
I do hope none of you are experiencing sexual dry spells at the moment.

Last chance, take notice of the rules and stop posting this type of crap or you get banned.

Offline robo90

I mean  casual sex does have  its advantages but sometimes it can leave  you feeling unfulfilled,empty and unhappy, because all the hot sex in the world eventually means nothing without love.

Clearly to feel truly fulfilled and happy the last part of the recipe should be to go onto an anonymous forum and brag about it  :lol:

Wishing you the best of luck however, whether this is HP or his WG lover