Diana not so hot massage - Hounslow

[Yellowman1]

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Had a spur of the moment free hour come up and fancied a nice massage with some extra fun.
Came across this profile and looked pretty good

Comms were nice and easy by text quick replies happy to see straight away good instructions etc

Location is her private place in a block of flats in Hounslow

Wg answered door and looked ok not very pretty looked late 40s but body looked ok in underwear and white done up shirt.

Agreed half hour for £60. She showed me a whiteboard and can upgrade to oral or sex but didn’t have any other money. Handed over the £60

Got undressed and got on the massage table. Off comes her white shirt and I’m instantly disappointed but also relieved I didn’t upgrade. Not the worst body I’ve seen but just looked frumpy and had a gut an out of shape arse and not great tits. Wanted to walk but to late now.

Was hoping the massage would make up for it. Only did my legs and a few runs on the bum. No real cc swipes. Asked me to turn over and just got to work on my cock. Tried to touch her pussy and she said £10 more. All I could think was you are a rough old bird you are lucky I’m trying to touch your pussy.

Eventually managed to cum after one of the shittest hand jobs ever. Showered and left.

Checked phone realised I had been in her flat 18 mins which included a shower and money stashing time etc so not only was she rough and gave a shit service I was short changed.

Def won’t be returning was shit and money wasted

Also while showering could hear a mans voice in the flat

[Muff licker]

Thank you yellowman you saved me £60 that's what this forum is all about

[Yellowman1]

No problem glad could be of help. Hate wasting money on something like that was my first punt for a few weeks. Wouldn’t even pay £30 for what I got.

If b2b massage is your thing and it isn’t to far I’d recommend Alisha in Wokingham.

[Fully Sated]

If b2b massage is your thing and it isn’t to far I’d recommend Alisha in Wokingham.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=220185.0

[Sinz]

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[Yellowman1]

Cheers Sinz. Pretty sure she wore that exact same outfit. Looking at it properly now can see the shirt is strategically placed to cover the gut etc

[HighlyMotivated]

Thanks for the review, had my eye on this profile. There’s another “masseuse” in the area who I haven’t reviewed but should also be avoided - Sensual Massage Lisa External Link/Members Only - not bad looking but poor massage skills/no touching permitted