Author Topic: Maya’s Massage Hammersmith (Read 4806 times)

Freejack77 · « **on:** July 06, 2018, 08:22:27 am »

Long time lurker first time reviewer. I only really go to one place, and once in a blue moon.

Time: Thursday afternoon 5pm, arranged via text on ‭07873 229021‬

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Venue: looks like a normal office on a fairly quiet road, at that time of night the gym bunnies from next door were doing a boot camp outside, so when the door didn’t open straight away it was a little uncomfortable.

Girl: Nicole, I usually like Julia or Diana but they weren’t available, Vicky is pretty good too but again wasn’t there so plumped for Nicole. Very attractive blonde, not too thin but certainly not fat. Incredible natural boobs, the type you only get on girls in their early 20’s (massive and gravity defying).

Price: I don’t want B2B so go for sensual £70

Service: all the usual massage tricks and actually very good, I don’t find her as attractive as J or D but that’s just personal preference. Didn’t manage the second pop although she gave it a good go.

My only two minor criticisms: 1) I looked at her a few times looking incredibly bored. I’m not expecting the world here but try and hide your boredom a touch. 2) she kept using the wrong hand for the side of the table she was on. Neither helped with pop 2.

All in all positive but would go back to J or D.

Dylandog77 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2018, 08:57:59 am »

Julia is also my all time favourite there!

Sheraton · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2018, 01:04:55 pm »

Wouldn't back there in a hurry. the girls all look completely bored and aren't the most chatty/friendly. Massage pretty poor aswell.

kaka87 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2018, 06:12:31 pm »

Is the entrance to place from Kings road or from a side road (discrete?)

crumble · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2018, 08:41:48 pm »

cant decide, Maya or Osterleys Girl up the road. I normaly go during the day time and Mayas seem to be surrounded by offices if its the place im thinkin of off Kings street.

5amtheRam · « **Reply #5 on:** July 06, 2018, 10:06:14 pm »

Yeah it's a side road off Kings street. Depending on time it's either discreet or not.
Evenings around 6 you'll get a fitness class running up and down the street.
Throughout the day it'll be used as a through road for people going to Kings street.
I usually only go to Maya, or Julia. Everybody else I've had bad experiences with- the one time I went with Diana she basically just used one hand to lazily "massage" my back, the rest of the time she was on her phone....

Freejack77 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2018, 10:08:04 am »

What’s Osertleys girl @crumble?

stonebow1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 13, 2018, 04:16:21 pm »

Vicky and Nicole are both badly reviewed on here - as a result i don't trust brand new accounts who come out with positives.

Freejack77 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2018, 12:49:50 pm »

That’s fair enough, but I speak as I find and I’m my experience they’ve been pretty good. I just prefer Julia and Diana, personal tastes on aesthetics I guess.

ars.mav · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2018, 12:53:42 pm »

Quote from: Freejack77 on July 23, 2018, 12:49:50 pm

That’s fair enough, but I speak as I find and I’m my experience they’ve been pretty good. I just prefer Julia and Diana, personal tastes on aesthetics I guess.

Agreed Julia and Diana are the better ones..my preference is Julia ;-)

bungry · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2018, 06:20:28 pm »

being someone who has visited Maya's a lot in the past....i don;t trust this review either. And I would never return to Maya's....

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #11 on:** July 23, 2018, 10:20:30 pm »

Quote from: bungry on July 23, 2018, 06:20:28 pm

being someone who has visited Maya's a lot in the past....i don;t trust this review either. And I would never return to Maya's....

+1 looks a bit dodge. I'd go back to see Maya again.

webpunter · « **Reply #12 on:** July 23, 2018, 10:49:34 pm »

I do like a R&T session. Julia caught my attention. I wonder why

Are the pics accurate ? I expect some shopping. The question is how much ? Any intel much appreciated

Sheraton · « **Reply #13 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:17:14 am »

Quote from: webpunter on July 23, 2018, 10:49:34 pm

I do like a R&T session. Julia caught my attention. I wonder why Are the pics accurate ? I expect some shopping. The question is how much ? Any intel much appreciated

Hi, from memory it's £80 for b2b massage. Julia is nice looking and the pics are a fair representation imo; the massages are pretty piss poor at this place in my experience.

Freejack77 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:22:52 am »

Well look, there’s clearly the concern I’m a fake trying to masquerade as a punter presumably to bolster what I assume is a lucrative and popular business. Which seems fairly pointless to me. However, personally speaking I’d say go for it, of course there is some photoshop at work but I personally (and I stress this is my opinion) think Julia’s are pretty accurate actually. She’s not chatty, but I’m not there for a conversation, she’s got ink but I like that too.

Clearly some people have had bad experiences but from my experience I wonder how much of this was their expectations being the problem. It’s not unreasonable for them to not like being touched that much, it’s essentially a massage with a happy ending, nothing more. And if you want a chat maybe try a boozer.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #15 on:** July 24, 2018, 09:45:16 am »

Quote from: Freejack77 on July 24, 2018, 09:22:52 am

Well look, there’s clearly the concern I’m a fake trying to masquerade as a punter presumably to bolster what I assume is a lucrative and popular business. Which seems fairly pointless to me. However, personally speaking I’d say go for it, of course there is some photoshop at work but I personally (and I stress this is my opinion) think Julia’s are pretty accurate actually. She’s not chatty, but I’m not there for a conversation, she’s got ink but I like that too.

Clearly some people have had bad experiences but from my experience I wonder how much of this was their expectations being the problem. It’s not unreasonable for them to not like being touched that much, it’s essentially a massage with a happy ending, nothing more. And if you want a chat maybe try a boozer.

Oh dear, OP. I think you should have quit while you were ahead.
There's a phrase: when you're in a hole, stop digging.

bungry · « **Reply #16 on:** July 24, 2018, 06:55:11 pm »

can't be asked to response to freejack....he needs some more reviews under his belt....or to stop the fake reviews...

stonebow1 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2018, 07:32:55 pm »

Quote from: Freejack77 on July 24, 2018, 09:22:52 am

Well look, there’s clearly the concern I’m a fake trying to masquerade as a punter presumably to bolster what I assume is a lucrative and popular business. Which seems fairly pointless to me. However, personally speaking I’d say go for it, of course there is some photoshop at work but I personally (and I stress this is my opinion) think Julia’s are pretty accurate actually. She’s not chatty, but I’m not there for a conversation, she’s got ink but I like that too.

Clearly some people have had bad experiences but from my experience I wonder how much of this was their expectations being the problem. It’s not unreasonable for them to not like being touched that much, it’s essentially a massage with a happy ending, nothing more. And if you want a chat maybe try a boozer.

Unlucky pal, gave it away

webpunter · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2018, 09:19:21 pm »

+1

Quote from: bungry on July 24, 2018, 06:55:11 pm

can't be asked to response to freejack....he needs some more reviews under his belt....or to stop the fake reviews...

It ain't exactly the most glowing review. Some critical areas. And punter expectation is a pukka observation

Will defer judgement until some more reviews

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