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External Link/Members OnlyI was thinking the three ratings, positive/neutral/negative, don't really say it sometimes. Maybe do like F1 with their tyres; negative/super negative/ultra negative, and finally where Issabel_xxx come in, hyper negative.
Saw her a few weeks ago in Maidstone. She is awful. So bad. Anyone can be bad at something. You try your best but you just can't do it. This isn't that. She is cynically taking money for something she deliberately doesn't even try to deliver.
I'd read her reviews here. And I thought I knew what I was getting into. Not even close. She looks ok in the photos, and they're not all photoshoppy. There was very little choice in the area. I just wanted a shag. Surely I'd at least get to fuck a hot looking bod? Nope.
Turned up. Tidy flat. She looks a bit pissed off and surly. Wearing some naff looking lacey underwear. It's a loose fit around her belly. I'm thinking is that a large portion of chubb hiding under there? That's not what I saw in the photos. How long? Half hour. £70. There you go lovely. Get undressed. She goes out. Comes back. You're not undressed? I'm on it. Lie down. She reaches for a condom. Looks in disgust at my semi. She keeps well away. No chance of a little pre coital grope. She reluctantly tries to get me hard enough to stuff me in the condom. Eventually she succeeds. She goes in for the bj. You know that face that kids pull when you tell them to eat a sprout...yep.
Thirty seconds later that part was over. A big relief for both of us. She says do you want to fuck? Yes, but would you get undressed first? I get my first look at her naked. Hyper flabby.
She jumps on board and manages to get my three quartery inside her. She moves around a bit. I try to push in deep. She pull away, putting a stop to any of that nonsense. After about a minute she's hopped off and on her back and telling me to do the work. Which I try to do, but it's hard, or rather it's not hard. So I say in my best upbeat tone 'let's try doggy'. She says 'you don't fuck me in all position for only half hour'. So that's the fucking over. She sits up and starts wanking me. I call time. Get dressed and go.
It was that bad. Worse actually
But the day didn't end like that. I did another local search and found Lovely Alice1...
Topic: Issabel_xxx in Maidstone. Do not book this girl (Read 2076 times)