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Just returned from a 30 min punt and this ranks down with Kiara - anal queen whom I reviewed recently. Had a window of opportunity this afternoon and having failed to book my first, second and third choices managed to get the preferred time, by phone, with Caroline. Good English, in fact sometimes too good in that she speaks so quickly that I didn't always get what she said first time. You can appreciate, I'm sure, that whilst preferable, you cannot always clarify what's being said especially if you're standing on a busy town high street with parents and children walking by, people queueing in the shops within earshot or just standing / sitting around.
Caroline's flat is on the second floor of a building between Baker Street and Marylebone tube stations. The flat is small but clean, and TBH I'm generally not that bothered about the place as long as the location is discrete and the room is not an absolute pigsty. But the one thing I do insist on is a clean bathroom which it was.
Just outside the place based on the postcode, I called and Caroline gives me the house and flat number. I press the buzzer, the door opens and I walk the stairs. Caroline is waiting by the door in her civvies which she said she would be when we spoke on the phone because she didn't want to be wearing stockings etc when she comes down to open the door - and yet she's just buzzed me in. Made a mental note but didn't say anything.
She's the girl in the photos, about 5'8" tall but not nearly as attractive nor as tanned.
There's a massage table in the middle of the room. I place my belongings on the sofa and sit down. Was offered me a water and Caroline brings out an unopened small bottle and a glass. I open it and pour myself a drink whilst she perches on the sofa arm and we engage in a bit of chat about where's from and so on. Then I ask her to sit down next to me for no other reason than I would like to speak to her at eye level. She says "No. I'm okay". A bit odd, I thought. Then she asks if I'd like to shower whilst she gets ready, again as discussed.
I come out of the shower and she's standing in stockings heels and underwear by the entrance to bedroom. She ushers me in, rubbers me up with her hand and starts sucking from the side. I ask her if I can finger her and she asks in her arse?!
Me: No, your pussy
Her: No, absolutely no way.
Me: What about with a condom on the finger.
Her: No (with a frown and shake of the head).
After maybe 2-3 minutes, I'm semi-hard and I tell her to change position so that her body is between my legs. Pretends she doesn't understand and asks me why. I tell her being sucked off from the side is not happening for me and she says no, this is a plain meeting, nothing fancy. WTF??? Since when has having a blow job from a conventional position been fancy. Admittedly, being able to stick you your cock in a civvy's mouth may be regarded as an achievement depending on the woman but when is being blown whilst lying straight down considered abnormal.
Then about 1 minute later Caroline asks me do you want to do it missionary or doggy. What??? I'm now pissed off and want get this over and done with. At one point, I seriously considered changing the punt to pussy only and getting £30 back. So I'm standing up and lubed whilst Caroline is in doggy position on the bed. I see the target and go for it only my mind is not on this at all and neither is my dick which is in a state between semi-hard and flaccid. After several failed attempts I pull away and look down. Foreskin is not fully retrenched as my cock in its current state can no longer be called erect. I say to Caroline: "Look, I'm not hard". Incredibly, she says, "It was hard just a minute ago. It's not my problem". She starts sucking again and gets me to just beyond semi-hard but still not a full raging hard-on.
She gets more lube and I say to her let's go for missionary and I'm in her arse first time. Now I know what a woman feels like when she's goes through the motions because I doing it. Then unbelievably within 4 or 5 thrusts I feel myself start to cum. Another thrust and yes I definitely cumming. This is the first time in my life I have ever had an orgasm so quickly and the first time that I didn't actually enjoy it. I didn't even think it was possible for me to cum in these circumstances.
I cleaned myself with a wipe and jump in the shower to clean the vital areas. I came out and Caroline senses my anger trying to make small talk with:"Are you going back to work to going home?", "Are going to relax or chill out this evening?" (what's the difference between chilling out and relaxing?) and "Would you like to take the bottle with you?" "No thank you that's ok" With a surprised look: "You don't want the water?"
Had a KFC mini variety meal and McD cheese burger for me which turned out to be better value and more fun than this punt.
Avoid at all costs.
