External Link/Members OnlyWas in a very nice part of Kingston. Typical of the area, no where to to park for free. Luckily there was a Nursery opposite and I parked there (this is karma for all the space they take up on a bus).
My report sort of falls in to 2 parts. I initially went to see her on a Saturday. I got there on time but she had me loitering for 10 minutes. When she gave the address, like a dummy I went and knocked on the wrong door. Luckily no one was in. When I got the right door I was greeted by girl resembling one in the photos, possibly better looking and fresh. Went for an hour but she said she had another booking. Didn't want to do half hour so bounced.
Came back a few days later for the hour. Again, she was fresh etc and opened up on tie. Negative is only because service was so vanilla and too much fake moans. Her English wasn't good so my hour became a pop after 20 mins, a "where the hell am I and how did I get here?" moment followed by, "babe, let's just make it half an hour".
£90 paid for 30 mins which only got me a blow job was not worth it. Her head was sublime but that was with a condom (ironic given my user name).
I think I should have a tagline. "I take the shit punts so you don't have to"
