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This was a toss up between Airport Girls and Anni Porsche, I decided on Anni as they were closer to my location. Probably a mistake with hindsight... I am familiar with the FKK scene in Germany and Phoenix Club in London and they are my frame of reference. Anni Porsche is inferior by far but it's also much cheaper. Hence I'm giving it a neutral rather than a negative.
I was there on a Monday afternoon between 2-6 pm. Payment is €88 upon arrival. I asked the madam about numbers and she said there were 3 girls and 7 men which seemed all right to me. Had a shower and then went to the communal area which is one large mattress where all the action takes place unless a girl agrees to take you to a private room.
In total I was there for about 4 hours and saw three rotations of 3 WGs in that space of time. A total of 9 WGs may sound good but frankly only 2 of them were attractive enough to be the type you see at FKKs or the Phoenix Club. The girls did not come and go in a group but at staggered intervals. For simplicity, I've broken it down into three lots, they do seem to change the line up entirely every 2 hours.
First rotation: an older petite German Maike, a pretty young girl who seemed Turkish and a large sized German with big breasts and ass like you imagine the beer maidens to be. Only Maike spoke good English and I started out with oral by her. Then moved to the young girl, gave her oral for a minute or two before she pushed me away and wanked me for a bit while looking uninterested and bored. I got the impression she, like some of the others later on, strongly preferred Germans. Went back to Maike and had a nice fuck and an orgasm. Went looking for the large sized German but by then she was already finishing her shift.
Second rotation: two ebony types plus a Turkish none of whom spoke English. One ebony was slim but wanted nothing to do with me, refused oral and sex although she accepted some of the others. The other ebony was a fat hippo who spent her time wallowing on the mattress and doing fuck all. I kept an eye on her just out of amusement. In her three hour shift she did oral on a couple of guys and sex with a couple of others with each encounter lasting 5 minutes or less. So overall, she worked for less than half an hour, the rest of the shift was just lying on the bed. The Turkish was in her 30s and not great looking but at least she happily serviced everyone. My second session and a nice fuck.
Third rotation: Two younger girls and another in her 30s. The young girl was monopolised by a guy that wanted to give her a massage. Fine by me except it took about 15 minutes during which time the girl is out of action. In gratitude, she then spends 15 minutes wanking to get him hard and another 15 minutes of oral and fucking. So this one guy alone has had her for nearly an hour. By now it was after 5 pm and there were more males coming in. I didn't feel like hanging around waiting in line and decided to call it a day.
Positives:
1) It's a flat fee of €88 to stay there all day with drinks and nibbles thrown in. I fucked two girls for that price which is cheap, absurdly so if I'd been pushy and done it with all the nine girls there.
2) The guy/girl ratio at least in the afternoon isn't too bad and new girls do replace the old ones after a couple of hours.
3) You have to take a shower after any contact with the girl. I never felt so clean, taking ten showers in the four hours I was there. But the girls can be silly, they even asked me to shower when I had been talking to another girl with no sexual contact.
Negatives:
1) The girls are lowest common denominator. Think about it- if not, they would be working in a FKK where they can make more. I frankly didn't want to fuck some of them even if it was free.
2) Majority did not speak English and seemed uncomfortable with foreigners.
3) Although you are all in one bed, the action is usually 1 to 1. Spitroasting or other 3some activity is not that common which means you have to hang about waiting for your turn.
4) In each of the three rotations of three girls I encountered, only one would be decent looking and only one provided good service (and not always the same person).
This experience only made me realize how lucky we are with the parties in London. Yes they are pricey, Phoenix Club is £160 for two hours, but there you have 5 really attractive women who will all give you excellent service and happily play with multiple men at the same time.
