Happy Old Men - So What Have You Enjoyed Today?

[Punterperson1971]

Do you take your own cards or does she bring them?

Mind the lightning as it's difficult to explain having burns on your bum.

😂😂
It’s now raining and a thunder storm but she said she doesn’t mind so it’s a wet outdoor shag

[Jonestown]

Georgie Fame on random play via Amazon music and Alexa, much under appreciated musician.

[RandomGuy99]

😂😂
It’s now raining and a thunder storm but she said she doesn’t mind so it’s a wet outdoor shag

NEWSFLASH: The bodies of a naked couple engaging in anal sex have been discovered after tonight's thunderstorm. Police say it appears that they were leaning against a tree when the tree was hit by a lightning strike. Anyone with information on missing persons should call their local oolice station. The male is described as having a large penis.

[Punterperson1971]

NEWSFLASH: The bodies of a naked couple engaging in anal sex have been discovered after tonight's thunderstorm. Police say it appears that they were leaning against a tree when the tree was hit by a lightning strike. Anyone with information on missing persons should call their local oolice station. The male is described as having a large penis.

That’s me 

[PilotMan]

NEWSFLASH: The bodies of a naked couple engaging in anal sex have been discovered after tonight's thunderstorm. Police say it appears that they were leaning against a tree when the tree was hit by a lightning strike. Anyone with information on missing persons should call their local oolice station. The male is described as having a large penis.

You reported that ever so slightly wrong.

The news report said the male was a big cock, not had a big cock 

[Punterperson1971]

You reported that ever so slightly wrong.

The news report said the male was a big cock, not had a big cock 

Not me then 

[Shagswell2001]

Was driving through Canterbury the other day in a 20mph speed limit. Just as I was coming of a roundabout there was a crossing with some people to my right about to cross so I stopped to let them over. As they had just finished crossing I was about to move off when from my left there appeared the most stunning Asian girl I have ever seen outside of Instagram. Either Japanese or Korean she was beautiful.  She gestures for me to to go ahead, but I pointed to the crossing and indicated that she should go ahead and cross safety.  She gave me the biggest smile and bowed, I mean a proper almost waist deep bow. Her level of politeness and respect really brightened my day 

[Doc Holliday]

The ability of some people to cope with being 'dealt a bad card', never ceases to amaze.

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[PilotMan]

The ability of some people to cope with being 'dealt a bad card', never ceases to amaze.

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The guy contributes more to society than the average person, despite severe physical and mental restrictions.

Some people see challenges as opportunities, whilst others seek someone to blame. He's clearly in the first category.

[Jonestown]

À relaxing and enjoyable half hour with Kuki Thai followed by à double scoop vanilla cone, heaven, even if it was raining.

[Jonestown]

Headline in the Daily Mail this morning:-


“USS Abraham Lincoln docks near party city of Pattaya in Thailand with 5,000 sailors on board - after 250 days at sea.”


Going to be some fun in the old town tonight !

[RandomGuy99]

I think there's going to be people having sex in Thailand

BBC News - US aircraft carrier docks near Thai beach resort Pattaya after record 250 days at sea
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[PilotMan]

What's Thai for "fill your boots"?

[RandomGuy99]

What's Thai for "fill your boots"?

They've probably had to fly in supplies of extra condoms. Maybe parachuted in?

[Private Parts]

What's Thai for "fill your boots"?

เติมรองเท้าของคุณ

 

[mr.bluesky]

They've probably had to fly in supplies of extra condoms. Maybe parachuted in?

There's going to be a lot of sore pussies 

[RandomGuy99]

There's going to be a lot of sore pussies 

and possibly STIs for the ship's doctor to treat.

[Thephoenix]

Thoroughly enjoyed the recent documentary shown on BBC 4 entitled 'The Three Kings'.

The incredible story of how 3 men born south of Glasgow, and within 30 miles of each other, grew up to become lifelong friends and three of the most influential men in football history.

Matt Busby, Jock Stein and Bill Shankly.