In the end I just had 24 hours in Los Cristianos, en-route to the airport.
I sent a message to
External Link/Members Only and got an instant response. It was five minutes from my hotel, so I walked round.
I was met by ‘Andrea’, short, brown, from Ecuador, impressive boobs. She is not one of the girls on the website, and I was not offered a choice, which on reflection I was expecting. Very low light levels in reception, almost pitch black in the massage room, which was a bit weird.
I lay down on a mattress on the floor, Andrea got naked, oiled me up, rubbed my back for a while, got me going with CC swipes etc, turned me over, and wanked me industriously. I sucked her boobs and came strongly on them when I finished. I did ask if I could pay more to fuck her etc – she said no. And she wouldn’t let me touch her pussy, which was a bore. TBH I thought from the website it was going to be ‘sexier’, but it wasn’t a disaster. 80 euros, which was too expensive. I should have saved my money for the working ladies of sunny Cheam (see previous).
‘Sweet Massages’ is in what appears to be the small ethic area of Los Cristianos – covered heads, kebabs etc. And is in an appartment directly above the local mezquita/mosque. Which in turn is sandwiched between two very Italian delis full of cured pork. All very ironic. There are a couple of more visible Thai massage places on the same road, one of which had a young woman on the front calling in single men, so I imagine there is more naughty stuff on offer here. I was going to try a Chinese FS offer signposted on a previous UKP post, but I ran out of puff.
The Canarians are currently very cross with all the tourists, says the news. But then again, without tourists this place pretty much just a desert. Pumping billions into a temple to mammon and melanoma is surely better than nothing…? Also - I must report that I have never seen so many mobility scooters in one place. Intriguing.
