Author Topic: Beautiful Elsa - Reading  (Read 2773 times)


11 review(s) for Beautiful Elsa (9 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by GingerNuts]

Offline OliverK

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I saw Beautiful Elsa in Reading back in September.
She's currently in central London.

Price - £100 for 30 minutes + £10 for lap dance + £10 for FK.

Comms – sent her an e mail via AW which she seldom checks but did this time. Continued conversation on WhatsApp. Tried to book a Monday appointment on a Saturday but she wouldn’t let me so I texted on the Monday. She said I can’t have a 45-minute slot because she’s too busy, so reluctantly I had to accept a half hour slot.

Location - In a quiet cul-de-sac in RG1. You can’t park in it but you can park right outside and pay with the app.
Turned up and the apartment main entrance was unlocked as was her front door so I strolled straight in.
She was in a dark blue silk negligée and wearing no make-up which was a little disappointing.  She’s not unattractive without make up but she didn't look as sexy as she does in the photos.

The girl – her profile says she’s 29 but that’s clearly bollocks. I would guess she’s around mid to late thirties at least. Her body is pretty exceptional.  Large natural tits and a completely flat stomach.  Her stomach was impressive because she hasn’t had liposuction so it didn’t have that weird ‘flat as a wall’ look but it wasn’t muscular either, which I’m not a fan of.
Her tits are as soft as you like.
She has tattoos around her body but none of them distracted me from the best parts of her body. One of them is of the Pink Panther strangely enough.
Her arse is just normal, not saggy but not a bubble butt either.
Personality-wise she has a cheeky, flirty nature.  She comes across happy and content.
She talked throughout the punt but only about sex.

The action - Started with the lap dance which was ok but not worth the money.  Many others include it in their price. The fact that she charges extra for it led me to believe that she had a lot of experience and it was something worth paying for.  It wasn’t.
She then put my dick between her large breasts and moved up and down but because there was no lube it was actually uncomfortable.
Moved on to DFK while grabbing her arse. It was decent but limited to the front of her tongue. Not as deep and unrestricted as Noelia.  I've found that most escorts want to limit you from full access to their tongue and they also want to get it over with a.s.a.p.

After a few minutes of that she asked me if I was ready and reached for the condom. I was nowhere near ready for that yet as I had plenty more foreplay fun in mind, she seemed keen to move on and I started to feel rushed.
She then asked me to lie back on the bed while she lay on top of me for more titsucking.  She did the usual thing of saying “I want to fuck you. When are you going to fuck me?” I said I wanted to lick her pussy first so she had to wipe off the lube that she’d already applied (jumping ahead again).  She did that but her pussy still tasted of lube, it was pretty disgusting.
I persevered with it for a while and she made all the right noises. Then I lay on my back for a bit of CG. She put the condom on and noticing that I’d gone soft she went in for some toothy OW but she neglected the balls.  Finished in the bag during CG, it was lively enough and included some dirty talk.
It was only when I got dressed that I noticed that I’d only been in there for 15 minutes!

Summary – I went for the large naturals and got what I wanted in that department, but I wouldn’t go back due to the rushing and the lack of skills.
I also think she’s a few quid overpriced for someone who can't manage a simple BJ/titwank. But then I guess there aren’t too many around with large naturals and a totally flat stomach.
She also texted me the next day in an attempt to get me to subscribe to her Onlyfans. Unprofessional.  :thumbsdown:
Luckily no-one was looking over my shoulder.

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Offline Shrubby

Those tits though.  The best I've ever had my hands on. 

I didn't review her myself as she went overseas for a bit not long after I saw her.

I got the Onlyfans message too. 
« Last Edit: November 21, 2024, 01:50:59 pm by Shrubby »

Offline OliverK

Those tits though.  The best I've ever had my hands on. 

I didn't review her myself as she went overseas for a bit not long after I saw her.

I got the Onlyfans message too.

The tits are great, perfectly formed.
Such a shame that the service didn't match.  There are so many positive reviews on here so I thought I had a good chance of enjoying myself.
She'd been on my hot list for ages as well.  Waited about a year for her to be somewhere reachable.

My experience was very similar to the other negative review of her on here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=412413.0

Don't understand the Onlyfans text. Why would you want to pay money to see someone naked who you've already had sex with?

Offline youcantsnortpepsi

I think it is for her to make more money, not for you to see her. She doesn't care if you look or don't look as long as you subscribe.

Offline pythago

I can only suggest to avoid her.
She rushes you to the end, hoping the excitement about her tits gets you close.
Such a waste of money.