Author Topic: Beautiful Elsa - Reading  (Read 2103 times)


11 review(s) for Beautiful Elsa (9 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline pythago

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Communication:
Communication started the day before. We agreed I'd get to her next day.

Location:
Central Reading. Free parking for 2 hours available not too far away.
I didn't like it to be exposed while waiting in front of her door.

Within the appartment, handed over the money and was asking for a shower. "No towels". Ah...  Bathroom floor was super wet as if someone showered in a hurry. Hopefully her.

The lady:
I suspected before she'd be in her early 40ies. In my eyes she is. Still ok for me. But without all those positive reviews her, I wouldn't have gone.
She smiled a lot and looks exactly like her pictures. And Elsa is proud to have those boobs. That's actually all.
And I was there for those boobs, too. Unfortunately.  :dash:

The meeting:
I paid 100 for 30min upfront.
When I arrived, she was in a good mood.
I asked "Hey, you are in a good mood.". She said, "yes" and smiled.
"So, why?" She said "Money, money, money". "I had many customers today and made a lot of money!"
Probably a warning sign, but I knew what I wanted to go for and how much to pay.
It was obvious there was just lip kissing. She didn't touch me much. Gentle touch of my arms?
After two minutes she said "Fuck me". What?  :dash: :bomb:
So, she continued smiling, laying on the bed on her back, hands and arms streched out to her sides.
I asked her to use her hands. She said that touching my bum was "extra"!  :bomb: I wasn't aware that you have to negotiate every move or touch prior to the meeting.
She had lubed herself up when entering the room, and did lay down on the bed. So, no chance for oral on her.
Her ow was toothy. Not enjoyable. She didn't allow playing with her boobs for too long. "Fuck me". I told her we still had time. And we had a lot. But after too many "Fuck me"'s, I finally came. There was no point for doing this any longer.
I was out of the house within  20minutes. Didn't enjoy those expensive 20 minutes with no service. While I got dressed, she was on the phone texting with the next customer. Money money money.
 
After the meeting:
Later, I got a text message with her onlyfans account. Obviously access to pay for. :bomb:

Summary:
These boobs with restricted service shouldn't be honoured by well earned money.  :diablo: I am pretty sure there are other ladies out there with similarly great boobs.
You don't want to overpay.
You don't want to feel nicked.
Money money money. :diablo:
Interested to see how long this will keep her going.

Offline MrMatrix

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Bad luck OP. With all those positives you would have thought you were pushing on an open door. Better luck next time :hi:

Offline qarma

Thanks for the review MrP. What a bloody awful experience!! I would've been well pissed off too. If this is the standard of the service she gives then she needs calling out for it.

Off the HL she goes. Got better SP's to spend my hard-earned on than her!!

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Offline OliverK

Your experience is almost identical to mine.  Toothy oral and a very rushed service. Smeared lube on so I had to ask her to take it off for the RO.  She did but it still tasted disgusting.
Very disappointed overall.