@ contentguy.
She is being a dickhead so I done it deliberately.
well you got my humour but she didnt. 
You misunderstood me.
It seems to me from what you’ve said, that you took issue with her because she didn’t allow touching. Which she doesn’t advertise, there’s always a bit of WSWS on a massage appointment and asking first would have set expectations.
So you deliberately gave her a facial, which again, she doesn’t offer and you didn’t think to ask.
And that upset her so you laughed at “the bitch”, which pissed her off more no doubt.
I thank you for the review, it’s a contribution, but you do seem to be an arrogant twat and your lack of a single positive review on here suggests to me that your behaviour is affecting your punting experience.
Hope that clarifies

PS. the lines above are paragraphs they make posts easier to read!