Stumped for a polite way of telling a SP to mind her own business.

[pleasure]

Same thing with punters, if your name is Jim, John or Bill you share that name with tens of thousands of other guys, how on earth could your name identify you. 

Far too much paranoia in this business.     

Picture the scene: you're walking down the street with the mrs, and some girl you banged a couple of weeks back is drunk and decides to have a laugh by coming up to you and saying hi. While this is unlikely to be a particularly comfortable scenario either say, which of these do you thing is worse: -

a) she greets you with a false name, or
b) she comes up to you and says "hey Jimmy, hope you enjoyed the blowjob the other day"?

[akauya]

Whenever I get asked if I have a wife/girlfriend, etc. I tell them no. I'm too old, overweight, ugly and women don't fancy me; that's why I pay prostitutes for sex. They then start telling me I'm wrong, I'm good looking and charming, I'm a lovely man then proceed to give me a good blowjob.

Works every time 

[fredpunter]

They don't listen to the answer to their questions or even remember what questions they've asked. As others have mentioned, they will ask the same questions half an hour later and register no surprise if you give a completely different answer.

But it is possible to say mind your own business politely. Years ago when i was a novice I must have asked something too personal and she smiled sweetly, gave a me a little kiss and said "you don't need to know that". No offence was taken by me.

[yorkshire123]

Whenever I get asked if I have a wife/girlfriend, etc. I tell them no. I'm too old, overweight, ugly and women don't fancy me; that's why I pay prostitutes for sex. They then start telling me I'm wrong, I'm good looking and charming, I'm a lovely man then proceed to give me a good blowjob.

Works every time 

Now thats just sneaky, brilliant but sneaky 
Sympathy blow job, love it

[akauya]

Now thats just sneaky, brilliant but sneaky 
Sympathy blow job, love it

Cheers the ensuing enthusiastic blow job keeps them quiet too

[Jimmyredcab]

Picture the scene: you're walking down the street with the mrs, and some girl you banged a couple of weeks back is drunk and decides to have a laugh by coming up to you and saying hi. While this is unlikely to be a particularly comfortable scenario either say, which of these do you thing is worse: -

a) she greets you with a false name, or
b) she comes up to you and says "hey Jimmy, hope you enjoyed the blowjob the other day"?

1)  I don't have a Mrs and never will.

2) In 35 years of punting I have never been approached by any of my hundreds of pro$$ies.   

[Jim Panzee]

approached by any of my hundreds of pro$$ies.   

Quiet a veritable stable you have their mate. (I Doff my Hat) 

[rolf32313]

I have to agree with the many that you need to invest some time and effort in coming up with a cover story which is believable and something you could told a minor conversation on. I've had some amazing punts where the after sex buzz has been full on and we started chatting and suddenly thought, Fuck I really don't want to discuss my personal life with her even if my sperm in right now deep inside her trying to find an egg to fertilize...

The easiest is to say your a consultant who has spent most of your adult life jet-setting between major projects across the world and haven't really had the time to put down roots or date... The old I sacrificed myself for success in the job. It kind of kills the whole family conversation dead.

[potato]

If you invent a punting persona then don't make your fantasy job useful in anyway - telling then you are a plumber for instance, will lead to you having your head in the sink cupboard to sort a blockage for her..! 

I am sure a lot of the idle questions are just time fillers though some might have ulterior motives.  Asking if you are married may be a simple case that the girl feels safer with married males as those have more to lose than single males - and are less likely to become stalkers or leaches...You can always use it to your advantage anyway - "The missus never gives me a blowjob and I used to love them" (if you can manage a tear in one eye so much the better  )

If you invent a persona then try and keep it more accurate than the prossie's alter ego, which changes changes from visit to visit, as does her age etc.,

[rolf32313]

If you invent a punting persona then don't make your fantasy job useful in anyway - telling then you are a plumber for instance, will lead to you having your head in the sink cupboard to sort a blockage for her..! 

I am sure a lot of the idle questions are just time fillers though some might have ulterior motives.  Asking if you are married may be a simple case that the girl feels safer with married males as those have more to lose than single males - and are less likely to become stalkers or leaches...You can always use it to your advantage anyway - "The missus never gives me a blowjob and I used to love them" (if you can manage a tear in one eye so much the better  )

If you invent a persona then try and keep it more accurate than the prossie's alter ego, which changes changes from visit to visit, as does her age etc.,

That is fantastic advise, I once told a sp that I worked in IT and travelled a lot... She whipped out her PC and asked my if I knew how to fix it. I was totally Donald-ducked, all I knew was what I learnt from the IT crowd which was reboot then reinstall windows...

[ForrestGump]

That is fantastic advise, I once told a sp that I worked in IT and travelled a lot... She whipped out her PC and asked my if I knew how to fix it. I was totally Donald-ducked, all I knew was what I learnt from the IT crowd which was reboot then reinstall windows...

Then you have better technical skills than many of the support technician who are employed by PC World.   

[caramelceleste]

Rules of conversation in a work setting: chat about the task at hand unless your client talks about something personal 
Sounds really robotic but it is kind of common sense. If she's not a newbie, personally I'd say she's writing a bloody blog asking for that amount of detail without you asking about her. Or just deficient in a brain cell or two.

To be fair, doing outcalls its pretty easy. You can just chat about your surroundings if visiting their place or a nice hotel. I imagine small talk doing incalls is abit more awkward and stilted for some.

Many punters have 20 minute chats with me (in 1 hour bookings) about their lives/partners/jobs though...

[Rochdull lad]

Blimey; I thought I was verbose!  But 1/3 of the booking spent chatting?!?!! 

Sounds like you've got them well trained, celeste.

[James999]

Many punters have 20 minute chats with me (in 1 hour bookings)

Are you a bit of a minger then?

[rolf32313]

Many punters have 20 minute chats with me (in 1 hour bookings) about their lives/partners/jobs though...

People in the UK are just to polite, they may chat for 20 minutes but they are thinking, come on love, get that mouth round my cock FFS, I've got to be out of here in 30 minutes

[James999]

Thats why pro$$ies prefer hour bookings, the reality is it's tha same amount of work (sex) as a 30 min booking but for more money.

[Jim Panzee]

Mutes have got it made !

[Sienna_Bronze]

I'm no a fan of in depth conversations, my 'normal' life is the polar opposite of my work life. People will tell me their life stories though which is interesting, I listen but never give anything away about myself. The most awkward thing anyone ever told me was that they were the governor at my kids school. 

[JV547845]

Asking if you are married may be a simple case that the girl feels safer with married males as those have more to lose than single males - and are less likely to become stalkers or leaches...

They're not going to get shit from the punter's wife if she finds out though and I'm pretty sure plenty of stalkers are married men too.  Maybe I should put a ring on my finger and see how that persona goes down as a test.  Never talk about stalking or anything similar to a WG obviously, they'd find it creepy.

[GeeWiz]

Many punters have 20 minute chats with me (in 1 hour bookings) about their lives/partners/jobs though...

That's probably about right for me.  Brief pleasantries at the start and end of booking plus a bit of chat between rounds.  Can't be doing with a refractory period in silence.  Nothing personal though.

[Ali Katt]

Thats why pro$$ies prefer hour bookings, the reality is it's tha same amount of work (sex) as a 30 min booking but for more money.

That's also the reason why I only do 30 mins booking with a newbie. If you're having to make shit up and the girl is doing the same it's rarely interesting. When I was in my punting infancy I once had a 40 mins chat, not by choice, but I thought it was the protocol I also thought it was off the clock; if she has kids she will mention them, if she hates time wasters ironically she will mention it, if she has a partner she will mention it - all passion killers. Now, I know better if the chat is going on I initiate contact and get things moving.

[Denhamhoop]

I normally give a similiar to the truth version of the truth ie the work thing.Yes i like akaura get asked arent u married blah blah thing i use the truth and say nope girls dont really want to shag me just be friends and truthfully the fact if i was married i wouldnt be visiting them(Not for any high moral reason its just im a shit liar and would get caught very quickly).Always say im in communications when they ask my job well i am a postman.I do tend to get girls chat to me but then i know i am a good listener always have been tends to be in the time after ive finished.Tend to find an hour a bit too long and half hour not quite enough 45 to 50 minutes would be my ideal time frame.

[pleasure]

1)  I don't have a Mrs and never will.

2) In 35 years of punting I have never been approached by any of my hundreds of pro$$ies.   

Not sure I see the relevance. You said you "didn't understand the concept of false names" and that everyone was being paranoid, not that you've got no need of them yourself.