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External Link/Members OnlySo I had an appointment in long eaton, I fancied a more mature punt, sent a couple of emails off to Laura, and a couple more well reviewed ladies in the area, I only received a reply from Laura so I arranged for a 11-30am meeting, arrived at the road I was told to park on, I was then called by Laura this is where things started tog get weird, told to stay on the phone and then I had to follow a series of directions, It felt a bit like challenge Aneka, eventually arrived at the house usual hiding behind the door trick, first impressions was just about what I was expecting, once inside she starts this constant chattering, she's clearly as mad as a box of frogs, shown upstairs told to strip off whilst Laura went for a pee, upon her return she bent over to carry out an inspection and a sniff test of my cock, the relief that I felt upon passing,took me right back to my driving test, she then starts asking what it was I wanted whilst all the time pointing out that I had only booked 30 minutes at £70.00, so did I want a massage, if I'm totally honest the combination of her constant talking really large bloated belly, untidy hair made my mind up to have a massage, laid on the double bed, Laura kneeling between my legs started what I can only describe as a torturous back massage, I almost had to stop her a couple of times, it was like taking a kidney punch, upon the turn over, asked again bearing in mind you only have 30 minutes, do you want to put it in my pushy or buy, I replied you had better wake him up before he can go anywhere, she started bringing him to life with a combination of a hand job and a blow job, really weird technique and more pain as I could feel her teeth, I had to ask her to get her tits out, she said she keeps the outfit on due to her belly, so she just flopped a decent size pair out, I started playing with them and her pushy, absolutely zero reaction to anything that I was doing, maybe I was just no good, but then came the comment don't wait for me to cum as at my age I don't, wished I'd not bothered trying lol!, she then rubbered me up lubed herself up and climbed aboard, after a couple of minutes she said do you like doggy, I could feel with the combination of Laura really not doing it for me and condom droop, I thought I'd try from behind, I managed another couple of minutes but decided it wasn't going to happen so I asked her to finish me off with a hand job, it took what seemed an age, all the time she kept jibbering on, again she tried a bj teeth again, told her to carry on with her hand, finally got there, I couldn't wait to get out of there, no shower offered or clean up, got dressed quickly and even then all the way to the front door she kept talking about her ex husbands being from the South, at least I think that's what she was saying, if I'm honest I had pretty much glazed over by this time, left the house and then the walk back to my car down Laura's Road turn past some shops down another road and finally got back, £70.00 lighter and then questioning myself why I still partake in this hobby, no doubt I will get the urge again soon and off I will go again but definitely not to see Laura.
