So first off the girl in question...
External Link/Members OnlyRight this is going to be quite a lengthy review as it was such a car crash but i decided to go to the bitter end just to be able to fully detail the "service" provided
Comms - muddled, first contacted at 8:30 asking for an 11:30 meet. Which was agreed to in one word answers and a postcode and street were given. That is the end of the good comms, arrived at street with min to spare (not my prefer arrival time usually like 10 mins but traffic was awful). Text her saying i've arrived where am going.... silence! i followed up 7 mins later with are we still meeting.... silence. So im in car looking for alternative in the area as i've drive from south of swindon and therefore think potential of trying some new as swindon is a hole at moment.... get a text from "her" with a number (this is about 11:40). im at my cut off but am there so and im remembering the positives reviews and that one other review mention shit messaging on arrival. i reply "on my way". Now it gets fuck crazy, get to the door of the place (which later i find out is 2 rooms kitchen/longue and the bedroom) i ring bell and knock on door.... nothing. i repeat this for 5 mins.... i then go back to the car parked at other end of the street (id left my phone in car). i send her "i knocked and rang bell, no answer?".... silence. At this point i'm thinking either its a shit manager or she has another punter and ive just been banging on the door during their time. I then think maybe she put the wrong number as i'd been to same building but round the back so i ask if it was that number..... silence. About 5 mins later as im checking reviews of alternatives i get a text "i will be available in 20 mins".... wtf. I text back "what's going on?". Reply "what time you had appointment?", my answer "11:30, how do you not know?".... At this point im in this for the amusement and to give other a complete report as i say so i stick with the girl. if i'd be in a worse mood id have gone 20 mins before. so i get no response, this is now 11:55. At 12:10 i text "are you definitely going to be ready soon?".... no reply. next at 12:17 i text "?".... at 12:20 i get "yes thumb up emoji". i text back to make sure as its raining, "now".... 12:24 "yes" and then the number again. So finally text "on my way"..... and the door was answered.
So at this point im thinking she is running the equivalent of prossie air traffic control and stacking her appointments.
Girl - yes its the one in the picture but fat, im not going to say curvy as that would suggest a degree of energy. She has massive tits and filler lips, think dumpy sex doll. And all the way through the meeting she embodied disinterested, lazy and worst attitude i've ever had.
Service - so as i say im at this point testing the services, so i try to prompt her for some sort of apology or explanation so i say sorry about earlier.... i get "thats ok" as she checks her phone. She then tells me shoes off here, and proceeds to pick up her laptop which is playing a youtube playlist and she walks into bedroom. She put laptop on a shelf position so its pointing towards the bed and turns to me, and just stares at me. So i assume its time to say how long i want, as i hadnt separated my cash i just had £100 which is an hour and didnt know her 30 min rate i had to go with the hour knowing it was going to be a shit show. She takes the money and as she walks past me to go out of room says "take clothes off". So i get undress and will say im cold, slightly wet and complete lacking in the urge so he is fast asleep. She return was past me and take of her her very dirty looking robe. I get onto bed as its a tiny room and she as turn her back on me to move a condom, lub and wet wipes onto one of the 3 pillows on the bed. She then gets onto bed next to me, sat on her knees and just grabs my man and start stroking him as she looks over at the laptop which is playing an ad between songs. she then pulls her top down to reveal her massive tits, so i show interest (which she is completely lacking) and say "wow" and lean down a kiss and lick them a bit. She responses with "no sucking".... wonderful. After a moment of that and no reaction from her, and feeling a little like a cow been milked i stop and lean up. "do you kiss?", her response "yes but no tongues!". so i go to kiss her and its like kissing a sex doll nothing back. At this point my old man is starting to get bigger and when i say that i mean bigger not excited as she has been rubbing it with her warm hands and it was frozen due to me walking up and down the street 4 times. so puts some lub on it and continues a crap hj. Finally she moves down and does her blowjob act, this is sex doll open month for 10 second lean up and hj, and repeat. I stop her as im bored and the old man is hard, she says "condom" and puts one on. She then asks "what position?", i ask for "cowgirl". She says "What?", i say "you on top?". She nods and swings across me, grabs my cock and then stops and says "wont work".... no idea why as im not huge or small just about average. My conclusion is she cant be arsed to give any energy into it. She says "you on top", so down she goes for missionary. I get on top and start very slowly, she proceeds to do dead fish with occasion half eye open below her huge fake eyelashes (think she hoped i wont spot it) as she is watching her youtube playlist. So after a couple of mins i decide i have assessed this part of the "service" and ive got enough so i speed up so i can cum. I pull out and she swings off the bed and passes me a whole kitchen roll as she uses a wet wipe, i put the condom in some and she disappears so i take moment to use a few of her wet wipes and push then down side of bed as a bit of a fuck you. She then returns and says "massage", i agree as im now wanting to be bloody minded and stop her using my time with her next punter. So her idea of a massage is a gallon of oil and she just randomly swipes it on your skin, with occasional stops (think she was moving her hair and checking her boobs). At this point im so bored and amazed, though she has beaten me i cant take any more of it. So she finishes and wipes her hands on the kitchen roll, before she can say anything more i say "think im finished" and climb off bed and get dressed.
Conclusion
worst punt ever, though i found it funny if i had been in a shitty mood it wont have happened but i want to see how bad bad could be. it was already the worst punt i've had even before i met her. I have had a girl go radio silent when i got to the venue, apparently phone died and she was flakey but worth it if she managed to keep her shit together. And like most i have had the misfortune of a rom Bait and switch.... but this is even worse a bait and switch is at least mechanical and it is designed to get you off. This girl did give a shit in the least about service or even getting you off, i have no idea what she would do if you just kept going for full time though i think you would struggle to stay excited unless you like either sex dolls or dead fish.
I know how this review will be taken as it is so completely different to other 3 reviews but that is your choice and yes i have mostly negative reviews but hey its the truth!
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