Author Topic: Sexy Lilla (Worcester) - should be mardy Lilla  (Read 1324 times)


1 review(s) for @__Sexy6_Lilly_@ (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Jayne_cobb

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£60 for 30 mins

Summary: The type of "service" I expect from Romanians, but without the girl actually being attractive.

Comms: Meet arranged by text, all prompt and good enough english to get the job done.

the meet: easy parking in Aldi car park Worcester city centre, location is the one all touring Polish use in Worcester. 
The AW photos show that Lilla isn't skinny, so I wasn't expecting a stick insect, but she's bigger than I normally go for without being fat.  I didn't find her particularly attractive clothed but her worst feature was the miserable look on her face. Downstairs to the "action", she quickly got naked and lay sprawled on the bed on her back like a beached whale. I joined her and realised my hands were cold so was quickly trying to warm them up before what I assumed was the GFE would start (the profile says GFE, kissing and cuddling, etc.)  She told me not to worry about my cold hands, but then huffed and told me to lie down and she started a one handed rudimentary hand job to try to wake mini-me.  No kissing, no cuddling, all a bit shit so far.  After he got mostly hard she grabbed a condom and put that on, now I was expecting some OW to get fully hard, but no, she got onto all fours and said "have at it" or some such.  I had a go but with no assistance from her wasn't getting access to the pussy, and so lost my wood. I tried manfully to wake him back up but it wasn't happening so suggested some oral to wake him up. She spurned this and tried another shit hand job.  In the end her fairly poor technique had the desired result and I spat a bit of man batter onto my stomach and got passed some wet wipes while she fucked off upstairs.

I got dressed and was out the door - I definitely wasn't there for 30 minutes. The happiest she sounded during the whole meet was when she said "do widzenia" (=goodbye) in response to my "dziekuje" (=thank you).  I've seen a lot of Polish escorts and this was the worst by far.

This WG also offers anal, I would be amazed if anyone can get hard enough to get it in there.

Best part of the meet: Getting some shopping done in Aldi afterwards to get the free parking.   

Offline Jayne_cobb

AW profile has been changed to show fair and representative photos (which if they were there before I booked I wouldn't have gone).
Preserved below for posterity.  "Toned size 10" my arse!


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Offline WorcsLad

Oh heck, sounds rough

Extra points for using the phrase “man batter” ! That’ll be my phrase of the day...

Offline Jayne_cobb

Thanks - it's why they call it punting I suppose.  Taking one for the team is often an experience you live to regret, but every so often you find a diamond.  This wasn't it.

Amazingly, it still wasn't my worst ever punt! At least I've saved other punters from wasting their hard earned.

Offline shyboy1

Thanks for the heads up Mr Cob.
I’ve not been tempted by anything locally for a while now, we definitely need some “Shiney” new Companions in the Worcester Verse.
I’m in Cornwall on business in March so hopefully going to hookup with my favourite Surf Babe again to ease the pain.
SB