External Link/Members OnlyReviewed as my experience was somewhat different to Cleat's review.
Only a few days after Cleats saw this lady I was in town and was
supposed to be having a bit of an afternoon sesh with a mate of mine, who cried off only after I'd been waiting in the pub for a couple of pints. I could have headed straight home, but decided "fuck it" and fired up Google Translate to send a message to the Galya in the advert - her English isn't too great, but she responds well to texted screenshots of Google Translated Russian. Forty minutes after texting, I was knocking on a door at the town end of South Parade - not too far from the Hall Cross, as it happens, where I was drinking at the time. Obviously I wasn't driving, but there's a car park where the old Odeon Cinema used to stand withing walking distance, or metered parking within walking distance - Thorne Road or Chequer Road.
The lady herself...well, think Barbara Windsor. Regrettably, not in her Carry On days, more the EastEnders Years. I'd guess about 60 with long, bottle-blonde hair. But hey, it's not looks that matter, right...right???
However, she's very pleasant and polite, despite the language barrier. She showed me up a couple of flights of stairs to her flat, which is clean and warm.
**WARNING TO ARACHNOPHOBES**
She has a tank in her room with a fucking big spider in it!!!
I handed over the £30 for the hour and she motioned me to undress. When I removed my boxers she did look very pointedly at my cock and smiled, which gave me a hint that there was more on offer than just a relaxing massage.
Face down on the bed (not a massage table) and she knelt next to me and started stroking. On the back and shoulders it was actually very relaxing, but in a matter of minutes she was stroking my balls and reaching under to my cock, which was reacting. I would say no more than 10 minutes before the massage was actually her just teasing my (now hard) dick. She motioned for me to roll over, and started stroking up and down before quickly removing her top to reveal a low-cut bra and she started a tit wank. Didn't take long for the bra to come off and I started playing with her tits, and she guided me to squeeze harder.
Then she got off the bed and started fumbling in a drawer. Out came a condom.
"Aye aye," thinks I, "wasn't expecting this.
She sad "yes?" and I agreed, and she put it on with her mouth and started giving me very acceptable OW. Now I find it hard to come with a bag on, but she must have something, because I found myself popping in pretty short order. She took off the condom and cleaned me with a wipe, then carried on playing with my cock before getting rid of her leggings and knickers to start kissing and licking my balls and cock, while I was fingering her and rubbing her clit. Before too long, she had taken me in her mouth properly and sucked me off again without a bag, letting me cum in her mouth...and yes, she swallowed.
More playing and I was still hard, before she applied some oil to me and started wanking me off....I'll admit I was close, but a third pop just wasn't in me, and after a while said that I was done. She did try her best though!
Dressed and ready to go after about 50 minutes or so. No further payment was ever discussed, but I gave her a tenner tip which she seemed happy with.
I do think sex would have been on the cards, if I'd worked out how to ask, but all things considered even though she's no looker, naked massage, oral with, followed by oral without, cum in mouth and swallow with a wank-off to follow for thirty quid and a voluntary tenner tip is fucking good value by anyone's measure!!
I know she gave me far more than Cleats when her reviewed her. Maybe she was just in a really good mood, or perhaps I'm just so fucking handsome that she couldn't resist...just bear in mind that 2 reviews in a short space of time recounted very different services offered.
Would I go back? Probably not. I think I've found my SP of choice, and if I'd been a touch soberer I'd have jumped on a train and spent a bit more money on someone significantly more drop-dead breathtaking, but for a
very cheap blowjob, Galya's your girl!!
