Author Topic: Retreat spa in Salford - shan - absolutely terrible  (Read 2150 times)

Offline Roundthetail

Hi everyone, this is my first review and hopefully many more to come. Apologies for not giving much input. Now onto the review, I was in the mood for b2b massage, decided to go to this place as someone had revived this on the site.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Accommodation: side of the busy road, the place is really nice and clean it’s newly refurbished I believe. Discrete well not so much as it’s right next to a busy cross junction.


Girl: Shan I was told she is half Indian, and dress size 10, well In reality dress size 14, and definitely not Indian but I believe she is from Middle East. Not too sure, in looks I would give her a 6.5/10. As she isn’t my type but she isn’t not attractive.

Experience: so I paid £80 for b2b massage, now the lady made me wait around 7 ministers staring at the wall before she came in the room. Now once she arrived there was no communication at all. She took off her clothes and started massaging me. Now I tried to make small talk but the answers for so abrupt I felt awkward so I stayed quiet. This has never happened to me before as I’m usually very talkative, but any how into the massage. About 5 mins of massage she started CC swipes which were amazing, but 8 ministers into the massage she jumped on my back and started to rub her body. Now the issue is instead of it being attractive she jumped on me as if she weights like a feather, I tried to ignore her weight but she was just rubbing it as if she wants to clean her tits on me. A few more slides and she accidentally puts her hand on my arm and ends up pinching me really hard, just imagine 80+kg standing on ur hand. Now as my reflex kick in, I swiftly move the arm but she ignores this as if it never happened. At this point I lost complete interest, 15mins into the massage and she tells me to turn over and As I do, she starts to HJ. I was so confused, as I paid for the hour. In any case since I can control my ejaculation. I made her work for it almost 25 mins so all together I was there for around 45mins including the wait before she entered.

Verdict; absolute shit, service 0/10, I was so angry I wanted to leave after 15 mins. But didn’t want to waste my money. I would rather jump off a building then visit this shit lady again.

Offline bigb

Absolute same experience... ive had some shite experience but got to say she is the worst I have ever seen!

Offline Silver Birch

Absolute same experience... ive had some shite experience but got to say she is the worst I have ever seen!

Well that's fucking helpful!  :dash: :dash:

You have been on here 3 years and tell us here that you've had shite experiences but not reviewed back any useful intel. Thanks.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2019, 12:15:12 pm by Silver Birch »

Offline samneil15

Well that's fucking helpful!  :dash: :dash:

You have been on here 3 years and tell us here that you've had shite experiences but not reviewed back any useful intel. Thanks.

+1

Where's the fucking review? I was tempted by this place after the review a few days back but not now. These negatives need to be up asap for the UKP members. That's what the site is all about. To help fellow punters steer clear of the shit and see the positives.

Offline bigb

to be fair I posted my thoughts in the thread below as soon as I left so that anyone else booking reading on the back of that review were informed.. like myself:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=264307.0 :unknown:




Offline samneil15

to be fair I posted my thoughts in the thread below as soon as I left so that anyone else booking reading on the back of that review were informed.. like myself:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=264307.0 :unknown:

I actually just read those now - But most of us won't go back into a positive review to see if anyone has any negative comments about a specific SP.

A 2 minute review with a RED NEG would have done the job. No bother, I won't be visiting this place now anyway.

Offline Xdavetheravex

Was about to leave a review, as I saw her this week. Won't bother with the review as it would almost be word for word the same. Awful massage, shite b2b complete waste of money. Live and learn.

Offline samneil15

Was about to leave a review, as I saw her this week. Won't bother with the review as it would almost be word for word the same. Awful massage, shite b2b complete waste of money. Live and learn.

I would review it anyway mate, even if it's a copy and paste- Members need to know, as it stands right now she has 1 very positive and 1 neg. Will be helpful for all in the NW

Offline Xdavetheravex

I would review it anyway mate, even if it's a copy and paste- Members need to know, as it stands right now she has 1 very positive and 1 neg. Will be helpful for all in the NW
Yeah your right, will get one posted tonight

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......................made me wait around 7 ministers staring at the wall before she came in the room......................but 8 ministers into the massage........................

What were all the priests and vicars doing there?

Offline Mancunian99

 :D :D excellent

Oops meant to quote the last message there....too late now that I cant delete...doh!
« Last Edit: October 31, 2019, 10:58:54 pm by Mancunian99 »