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Mac Miller

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Duplicate advert also on Gumtree but my phone refusing to copy it  :unknown:

Booked 90min FBM   £70.   

Added Hj during booking £10

Paid in total  £80.

 5years ago this, summer had work placement in Scotland and spent many a, happy weekend visiting Glasgow and enjoying the attentions of Patcha and her buddy Lena who worked alternate fortnight's.

 years of your Glasgow fare has certainly changed Patcha from a nimble size 10 to a probable +12. However good trade off being her skills as a massuse have improved vastly, in the process seems to have abandoned any pretence at being a sensual service.

Tbh I figured that out 4/5 years ago, the 1 and only time I paid for B2b, it was laughable, akin to a fish out of water just feebly flapping about.  Thereafter only booked lena for that service.
 
Comms, not good on the phone.. We got as far as her saying "I will tekt to you", and thereafter no problem with arranging through text.

Location Shawlands, 5min walk from the cash machine at co-operative Kilmarnock Rd or Granary public house.
Parking free and abundant, though certain times could be awkward I guess.

Flat, door entry, open aspect at door if your wary of being spotted where your not ought to be, but swift entry and  no traipsing past lots of neighbours doors.  Massage room excellent,  proper table and not shoehorned in beside a bed, just a dedicated room with table and good vibes all around, and Hot,  like when you step out the airport abroad.

Patcha, usual MO, hiding behind door and peeking out, wearing leggings and Thai patterned shirt, a little gem, friendly chatty and a good laugh. About 5'1" size +12.

Paid Cash, stripped off and she draped towels over legs and backside.
No point detailing how a Thai Massage proceeds, but it was 50/50 with 2nd half changing to hot oil. Both excellent.
She is super strong and I had to ask her to tone it down, after I said" hard massage please" and lasted 5 mins before wimping out and raising my hand in surrender like Conor mcgregor.

No touching, my hands did wander but were put back on table and told to keep good posture for massage and  Concentrate on breathing.

Unfortunately In the last 10min I gestured towards mini mac, who had been ignored despite being at attention for some time after I was turned over for front hot oil session.

She agreed hj for £10. Shouldnt have bothered. I read a previous review describing the act as mechanical, I would agree and say almost clinical, but without any role-playing.

Shower  spotless clean and fresh towels, though if your tall or fat could be a struggle for space.

If I had booked this as a sensual experience and agreed the appropriate price it would be edging (definitely none of that in her repertoire) close to neg. But she doesn't suggest it or try to upsell at any point, and for only £10 it's not really a surprise at the uninspiring finish.

Massage was 🥇,   gold standard though so positive.

 :hi:

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Ahh... Cheers for link. I blame my phone of course (bad workman blames his tools etc)  :sarcastic:

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Ahh... Cheers for link. I blame my phone of course (bad workman blames his tools etc)  :sarcastic:

 :D  :thumbsup:

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Was  mid March last time I went , due my back being jiggered , and she definitely fixed it for me. It was the only reason I booked in , but your spot on regarding her strength,  :lol:

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Massage was 🥇,   gold standard though so positive.


No argument about your experience or rating.

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What I'm most amazed by is that anyone remembers the Mac Tonight ad campaign. My hat's off to you, sir.

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What I'm most amazed by is that anyone remembers the Mac Tonight ad campaign. My hat's off to you, sir.

Its fairly well known if you visit sites like 4chan etc. Im the same. Never heard of it until i encountered it there. Moon Man is the reference i believe ;)

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I was initially swithering between  "Big Mac" or "whopper", but that was a moniker I couldn't live up to  ;)

To bring this back on track and perhaps round off, She did a good job, well done.

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I might give this a go. I was in chiangmai last month and the massages there were amazing. You can get a balm massage in the temple  (about 1hr ) for 120 baht. However £50 for a massage only is a bit steep imo
« Last Edit: May 12, 2019, 08:39:09 am by elihd »

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Good luck with that idea, I only partake outwith my home region, when in various work placements, Wales cheap, Manchester cheaper, and Glasgow even 4/5 years ago I paid 1hour £45 massage with extra being  10quid.  Up in the Glasgow region (current location) I  think £40 to lure you in for " odds on"   £20 finish, or  as in this thread £50 up front with possibly a tenner for extra.
Could always jump on a flight for a better deal in Thailand though, hard to beat 1 hour for 3 of our Great British Pounds.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2019, 08:24:12 pm by Mac Miller »

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I might give this a go. I was in chiangmai last month and the massages there were amazing. You can get a balm massage in the temple  (about 1hr ) for 120 baht.

Out in the sticks I guess prices drop. Around bkk or phuket it's an extortionate 3/400 thb per hour basic. 

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Out in the sticks I guess prices drop. Around bkk or phuket it's an extortionate 3/400 thb per hour basic.

In Scotland I believe they use The Pound Sterling, not the Baht.
Unless you know better.
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In Scotland I believe THEY  use The Pound Sterling, not the Baht.
Unless you know better.

Tis true,  indeed we do still use Pound Sterling up here.   :hi:

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Out in the sticks I guess prices drop. Around bkk or phuket it's an extortionate 3/400 thb per hour basic.

You think the whole of Scotland is out in the sticks?
You use baht while is Scotland, how does that work?

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I might give this a go. I was in chiangmai last month and the massages there were amazing. You can get a balm massage in the temple  (about 1hr ) for 120 baht. However £50 for a massage only is a bit steep imo
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Exchange rates aside  :unknown:

In response to questions via message, and as it was omitted in my review I will answer here.

Yes, I've been back.
Definitely works alone.
Definitely(on one occasion) someone else in the flat

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Good fun raking through the back catalogue and finding where I've been and where I've missed out on....but, no offence this review surely would be better on Google maps or trustpilot , as in a civvie site. I don't see any relevance to punting. :hi:

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Good fun raking through the back catalogue and finding where I've been and where I've missed out on....but, no offence this review surely would be better on Google maps or trustpilot , as in a civvie site. I don't see any relevance to punting. :hi:

I don’t know what Civvie Street you reside but massage + HE is very relevant to punting in my opinion.

Bit of a wankish posy Chronedome IMO.

UB
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Good fun raking through the back catalogue and finding where I've been and where I've missed out on....but, no offence this review surely would be better on Google maps or trustpilot , as in a civvie site. I don't see any relevance to punting. :hi:

Have you read this bit underneath 'Escort Reviews' on the main page.  Reviews of UK Escorts and Massage Providers

If it is of no interest to you then don't read it, then you won't have the need to post a pointless comment.

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Good fun raking through the back catalogue and finding where I've been and where I've missed out on....but, no offence this review surely would be better on Google maps or trustpilot , as in a civvie site. I don't see any relevance to punting. :hi:
Look fwd to more of your Reviews then fanny baws... Since you've the audacity to slate others...  :rolleyes:

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Have you read this bit underneath 'Escort Reviews' on the main page.  Reviews of UK Escorts and Massage Providers

Ok thanks for putting me right on that  . :hi:
 
For clarity I didn't slate the review , I just gave a wrong IMO .

So to the OP thanks for a well crafted and informative review, I will likely use it as a reference for my own reviews in future, and I realize it's value in that I can see this particular massuese does not cater for my tastes.  Humble pie eaten  :hi:

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Duplicate advert also on Gumtree but my phone refusing to copy it  :unknown:

Booked 90min FBM   £70.   
R
Added Hj during booking £10

Paid in total  £80.

 5years ago this, summer had work placement in Scotland and spent many a, happy weekend visiting Glasgow and enjoying the attentions of Patcha and her buddy Lena who worked alternate fortnight's.

 years of your Glasgow fare has certainly changed Patcha from a nimble size 10 to a probable +12. However good trade off being her skills as a massuse have improved vastly, in the process seems to have abandoned any pretence at being a sensual service.

Tbh I figured that out 4/5 years ago, the 1 and only time I paid for B2b, it was laughable, akin to a fish out of water just feebly flapping about.  Thereafter only booked lena for that service.
 
Comms, not good on the phone.. We got as far as her saying "I will tekt to you", and thereafter no problem with arranging through text.

Location Shawlands, 5min walk from the cash machine at co-operative Kilmarnock Rd or Granary public house.
Parking free and abundant, though certain times could be awkward I guess.

Flat, door entry, open aspect at door if your wary of being spotted where your not ought to be, but swift entry and  no traipsing past lots of neighbours doors.  Massage room excellent,  proper table and not shoehorned in beside a bed, just a dedicated room with table and good vibes all around, and Hot,  like when you step out the airport abroad.

Patcha, usual MO, hiding behind door and peeking out, wearing leggings and Thai patterned shirt, a little gem, friendly chatty and a good laugh. About 5'1" size +12.

Paid Cash, stripped off and she draped towels over legs and backside.
No point detailing how a Thai Massage proceeds, but it was 50/50 with 2nd half changing to hot oil. Both excellent.
She is super strong and I had to ask her to tone it down, after I said" hard massage please" and lasted 5 mins before wimping out and raising my hand in surrender like Conor mcgregor.

No touching, my hands did wander but were put back on table and told to keep good posture for massage and  Concentrate on breathing.

Unfortunately In the last 10min I gestured towards mini mac, who had been ignored despite being at attention for some time after I was turned over for front hot oil session.

She agreed hj for £10. Shouldnt have bothered. I read a previous review describing the act as mechanical, I would agree and say almost clinical, but without any role-playing.

Shower  spotless clean and fresh towels, though if your tall or fat could be a struggle for space.

If I had booked this as a sensual experience and agreed the appropriate price it would be edging (definitely none of that in her repertoire) close to neg. But she doesn't suggest it or try to upsell at any point, and for only £10 it's not really a surprise at the uninspiring finish.

Massage was 🥇,   gold standard though so positive.

 :hi:

No sure how I missed this but generally playing catch up on stuff after a wee break.
Cant disagree with anything , though maybe cos am " a well kent face" I find the HE better than clinical. Seems very apt I see this review same night I see the best b2b in town has returned.  Kinda ying&yang  :thumbsup: