Reminds me of a weekend away in Prague a few years back.
As we were walking around a fella jumped out of a doorway to try and get us all in his strip club. He said "We have a pole dancing midget", to which my mate responded with "Does that mean we get in for half price?".
The fella was not up for banter and told us all to fuck off....Which we did, laughing as we went.
