External Link/Members OnlyNot been in a parlour for a long long time, but was staying in a hotel nearby last night and after a few drinks you know the rest.....
Easy to find location and felt quite safe walking up, arrived to be greeted by a doorman and a window to pay the entry fee of £10.
Once inside it was more like strip club than parlour, loud music playing groups of guys smoking/vaping and a pole in the middle. It wasn't intimidating and felt safe
Was approached by a hostess and asked what I was looking for, ended up with a blonde with decent size fake tits and maybe called Angie/Annabel hard to understand her thick EE accent and the music blasting out.
in the room, was clean enough and a bed, cost me £60 for suck and fuck. Pretty robotic services, faked moaning and groaning and overall a pretty average performance. Gave me a light massage, then wanked me hard to put the rubber on, quick 2 mins of oral and tried to slip a finger in, but legs got tighter so gave up. Once good and hard, got on my back and let her ride away, wasn't paying £70 at this time of night to do any work

. Once I'd cum she offered to come to the bar and get me a drink, I'm sure it wouldn't have been free, so thought it was time to get back to the hotel.
At 2am in the morning and horny there's very little choice, but next would just have a wank instead....