This is not a review as such. But the account below was emailed to the agency I booked through….so I think it gives all the info needed in a review
The lady was supposed to be shown as in this link. The woman I saw might as well have been from another planet
External Link/Members Onlyemail sent to swishescorts@hotmail.
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I saw about a month ago...flat 75 at 25 Gresse Street.....the woman who was supposed to be Judith.
SWISH escorts ???...you should be called SWITCH escorts. !!
Although I had asked you for verification..that this lady was exactly as in the photos on your site....and you confirmed that….this lady was NOT Judith....as shown on your site....unless it was her 10+ years ago.
NOTHING like her....bodily or facially...it's the usual scam
You are guilty of BAIT AND SWITCH......and you KNOW it.......
I was promised lots of touching of the lady all over.......and I was asked and agreed to pay extra for this...on top of the £110 for one hour body to body.
As soon as i got to the flat...I asked to use the toilet......but before i could do that...she demanded in a cold impolite manner..."Pay me now"..
A room with double bed with just a suspiciously unwashed crumpled grey blanket on top. I had no choice but to put my face on the grubby pillow. If I had any sense, I would have laid my shirt on it first.
My God...what a horrible, grasping, impatient woman.
She was humourless and sour. A totally non-erotic experience...horrible...in every way...including her attitude/manner...no warmth at all.....despite the silly moans she made all the time…..as if she was excited by holding my d**k. . EXCITED. ???..I've seen cabbages that were more excited.
At first ...after she had sat on the bed....i had to ask her to take off her underwear....which was anyway horribly unsexy...just flesh coloured........like mothers wear. What the f**k does this woman think she is about ??
When she said no to taking it off.......saying I had only paid for massage...I got up off the bed to call the agency...then she took the underwear off. How was she going to do the advertised body to body while wearing underwear.
No body to body. I was not allowed to touch her between her legs, She sat on the bed beside me and kept them closed all the time. She stopped me touching her nipples. She sat on the bed with her legs together. She obviously thought that if I wanted more than a massage.....I had to pay more or for full service.
She started to w**k me off ten minutes into the meeting..before which there was no erotic touching of any sort...just amateur pressing of my back..supposed to be massaging.......she didnt have a clue about massage...just rubbed her hands here and there.
Then...after....I had to keep saying...stop rubbing my d**k...it's too early to make me come...i want an erotic massage first. I had come for massage..not FS. She obviously wanted to get it over and done with asap.
In the end she made me come ....in a mechanical not erotic way...(although I kept asking her to stop rubbing me)...after about 25 minutes. Then after that....she started pressing my body as if massaging me. How she thought this was going to go on for 30 more minutes ( since she had no idea about a proper massage) i have no idea..and probably nor did she....nor did she care.
After 35/40 minutes...i had had enough of this bored prossie....and I got dressed and left. She did not try to stop me ...made no comment....nor did she seem concerned that i was leaving after about half my paid time.
The worst session i have ever had anywhere. The only time i have ever felt depressed after a massage.
An emotionless, cold and non-sexy massage..by a grasping lazy woman.....the worst
I will go on UKPunting......and relate the above...with a resounding NEGATIVE review about your agency and about so-called Judith...the BAIT AND SWITCH...the attractive slim smiling sexy lady in your photos becomes a tired NON-SLIM older woman.
People need to be told about the trick you pulled on me and the horrible bored experience they can expect from "JUDITH"
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The agency never replied.
