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75 review(s) for Alana Amor (68 positive, 5 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Blue Moon

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Background:
I’ve been doing some bucket-list punts over the past few months and extended this to those girls who’ve been on my HL for a while but required some travelling to reach. I’ve had Alana as a ‘must-do’ for some time because of her reputation and, more recently, because of the partially obscured face pics on her AW profile. To me, she looked like a Brazilian model and that, when combined with her much-described service excellence, did it for me.

Comms:
All good, if a little short. Nothing flirty or particularly welcoming but…it’s a business so maybe I was expecting too much. I was told to get to a post code near Rochdale and then text. This I did and received instructions on how to find her incall location from where I was parked. All very efficient. I walked to her door and knocked. It’s a nice area of Rochdale, very safe – but I felt rather exposed to the neighbours view whilst walking in along the private road.

Venue:
Didn’t see much of it. Alana opened the door and took me straight into the bedroom where it was all very businesslike as I was was directed to the shower, offered a drink and asked what I liked. The bedroom was a bit messy – the carpet was quite stained and I imagined that there must have been various liquids deposited (spurted?) there over time. The lighting was very dim which sometimes means something to hide. The bathroom was like a skating rink – tiles all over and very slippy because of wetness/condensation. The house wasn’t as luxurious as I thought it would be. Expecting too much?

Appearance:
Alana had dressed in the requested outfit and she looked OK…but close up it was apparent that she wasn’t model level. Don’t get me wrong – nice enough but she looked like a typical Manchester girl towards the end of a night out. You’d fancy her and try it on but wouldn’t be too upset if it didn’t lead anywhere.

The Sesh:
I came out with a towel on and we started – DFK was good, as was OWO, with some Deep Throat. I went down on her but could sense that she wasn’t getting anything from it so stopped after about 10 minutes. I make no claim to be an oral God but I usually get more response than I had from Alana (even if it’s faked). We had sex in a couple of positions and she tried the cowgirl position but kept stopping to move me around the bed so she could hold onto the headboard. This caused me to eventually lose interest and we returned to oral and a CIM and swallow. We chatted for a while – again, all OK then it was time to go and I was shown out.

Thoughts On The Way Back To The Car:
Disappointing really. I tried to rationalise it and came to the conclusion that I hadn’t put het through her paces sufficiently. By no means can it be described as a bad punt nor anything like that. Maybe it was me but it just felt ordinary – punting by numbers, a routine - and, for £150 I expected more. When driving a supercar, you have to put the pedal to the metal to get the best out of it - maybe it’s the same with Alana and maybe I didn’t. It was all a bit mechanical and I did seriously wonder if another punter had been in just before me and taken the edge off. But I’d been expecting a premium sexual experience and didn’t get it. There was no spark, no joie de vivre. So that sums it up – I was expecting too much and it was an ordinary experience for me. Is this an unfair Neutral? Well, I won’t be returning.

Bm

Offline Blackpool Rock

Sounds similar to my experience, I saw her almost 2 years ago and was left wondering what the fuss was about but £100 lighter for 30 minutes so far from VFM unless your into anal, I was hoping to fist her but that was an extra £30 on top so would have been £130/30 minutes  :wacko:

Offline opal

Cars are a good analogy as we don't all like the same type of car and even supercars can be disappointing and it really is down to personal taste.

Good report for those not sure if AA is their type though as at one time I had wondered if I should see AA and I'm fairly I would come away with the exactly same opinion as you.

Offline jichael mackson

Thanks to OP. Everything you described and observed about her is pretty much what I suspected from analysing her pictures in detail. And the service has become routine. Have taken off my NW to-do list

Offline Mikeh38

Most overrated escort in Manchester imho

Offline robsmith149

I had a great punt with her last year, funny how the OP mentions the carpet, I remember it looked like it hadn't been hoovered for about 2 years though can't remember any stains.

Offline yorkieyorkie

Most overrated escort in Manchester imho

+1

Saw her 3 years ago. Far too much fake tan and just not my type tbh. Nice enough girl but even had some hair on her lip and didn’t shave her legs if memory serves me right. After first pop spent ages talking so imo far too expensive hence why I’ve never even bothered to revisit.

Offline Steve McQueen

Thank you for the honest and detailed  review Blue Moon. Alana was on that special list we all keep. . Alana is charging at the higher end of the north west market rate so expectations on performance and accommodation are also higher. J

Online frankc

A good honest review from a trusted member... :thumbsup:

Think the reason this girl is so popular is the squirting, you don't mention that Pal, take it she dried up on you?

Offline cueball

A good honest review from a trusted member... :thumbsup:
Agreed.

No criticism from here op, thanks for sharing your honest thoughts.

That's punting isn't it, it doesn't always work out as planned. And, you're right to expect a full on time, especially at that kind of money.

Cheers BM  :hi:

Offline Blue Moon

A good honest review from a trusted member... :thumbsup:
Think the reason this girl is so popular is the squirting, you don't mention that Pal, take it she dried up on you?
Thanks, Frank. I didn't experience any squirting on my visit. Maybe I wasn't assisting her in the right way or maybe she wasn't in the mood. I can't say I feel like I've missed out....do I really want to be covered in piss and squelching around on a piss-covered bed? Not for me although I know some like that.    Bm

Online frankc

Thanks, Frank. I didn't experience any squirting on my visit. Maybe I wasn't assisting her in the right way or maybe she wasn't in the mood. I can't say I feel like I've missed out....do I really want to be covered in piss and squelching around on a piss-covered bed? Not for me although I know some like that.    Bm

Fair enough Pal....Thanks for the honest review.




Offline bigthickdick

Thanks, Frank. I didn't experience any squirting on my visit. Maybe I wasn't assisting her in the right way or maybe she wasn't in the mood. I can't say I feel like I've missed out....do I really want to be covered in piss and squelching around on a piss-covered bed? Not for me although I know some like that.    Bm

First of all thanks for the honest review. It's always harder when the subject of the review is a very popular girl. :hi:

I was booked in with her last February mainly for the guaranteed anal. She cancelled on me just a few hours before the scheduled time with some excuse that could've been true although it felt more like she had a regular or an easier or longer booking she took instead of me. Her loss as I've found someone else who provided me all that i wanted at a significantly lower price therefore i never bothered to rearrange.

After your review it will stay like that. I always thought that she was well overpriced anyway. And just like you squirting isn't for me either.


Offline Bustydusty

First of all thanks for the honest review. It's always harder when the subject of the review is a very popular girl. :hi:

I was booked in with her last February mainly for the guaranteed anal. She cancelled on me just a few hours before the scheduled time with some excuse that could've been true although it felt more like she had a regular or an easier or longer booking she took instead of me. Her loss as I've found someone else who provided me all that i wanted at a significantly lower price therefore i never bothered to rearrange.

After your review it will stay like that. I always thought that she was well overpriced anyway. And just like you squirting isn't for me either.

Agreed too expensive for me - seen plenty of others guaranteeing anal for much less

Off the top of my head sexy lexi,pleasuredome,fun loving Jeanette,xxxangela - all were good too
« Last Edit: July 31, 2018, 09:21:31 am by Bustydusty »

Jay-Jay

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The early reviews were what made me add her to my HL quite some time ago now but as time went on the performances all started to sound a bit OTT for my much more vanilla appetites. I think it's an excellent review and is what I feared my experience might be like as I would also be a bit reticent to push the proceedings.
I'm sure the lass won't lose any business over the review and I don't think the OP intends that to be the case. Just another one of those "one man's meat" situations that abound in punting !

Jay

Online threechilliman

The early reviews were what made me add her to my HL quite some time ago now but as time went on the performances all started to sound a bit OTT for my much more vanilla appetites. I think it's an excellent review and is what I feared my experience might be like as I would also be a bit reticent to push the proceedings.
I'm sure the lass won't lose any business over the review and I don't think the OP intends that to be the case. Just another one of those "one man's meat" situations that abound in punting !

Jay

Agreed and if you're vanilla shes probably not for you.

Offline Blue Moon

I'm sure the lass won't lose any business over the review and I don't think the OP intends that to be the case. Just another one of those "one man's meat" situations that abound in punting !
Correct, no harm intended and I don't think she'll be affected negatively. But maybe she'll be more inclined to give that carpet the Shake 'n Vac treatment!

Alana Amor

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Can I please comment on this thread and not be bashed?

Offline cueball

Can I please comment on this thread and not be bashed?
There is no rule saying you cannot post on here, but I'd advise you to choose your words carefully and don't lose your head.

You're on a punters forum
« Last Edit: August 01, 2018, 11:25:22 pm by cueball »

Alana Amor

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Just wanted to say I bounce off the client, they want to be wild?  I have very few limits, they are quiet ?,I go with the flow , is that ok? lol.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2018, 11:43:19 pm by Alana Amor »

Offline opal

Can I please comment on this thread and not be bashed?

On a punters forum we can make personal judgements and expect a 100% service every time. Its very difficult for WGs to speak their minds.

You might like to give your side of the story and say for example that you didn't give 100% due to the punter being a fat smelly old bastard who couldn't get it up, but you cant really do that so its unfortunately its not very easy for you to make comments.

Id be interested in your comments though.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2018, 11:31:41 pm by opal »

Offline lewisjones23

Can I please comment on this thread and not be bashed?

please do  :thumbsup:

Alana Amor

  • Guest
How can I say when I'm not 100% who it is? It's not about that, I'm sorry he didn't have a good time, just wanted warn punters i go with the flow, that's it.

Alana Amor

  • Guest
Just wanted to say I bounce off the client, they want to be wild?  I have very few limits, they are quiet ?,I go with the flow , is that ok? lol.
Entertainment value, I bet there isn't 😂

Offline bigthickdick

Entertainment value, I bet there isn't 😂
Are you drunk or what? Your posts make no sense.

BTW a Rug Doctor from ASDA or B&Q is affordable even for those who don't make £150/hr and if used with their own carpet cleaner liquid it does miracles.  :hi:

Alana Amor

  • Guest
Have u seen my carpet? It get's
cleaned weekly, I can't keep up! Have u even seen me? I think not  :thumbsdown:

Alana Amor

  • Guest



Offline bigthickdick

Have u seen my carpet? It get's
cleaned weekly, I can't keep up! Have u even seen me? I think not  :thumbsdown:

No i haven't seen you or your carpet because you cancelled on me short notice and i didn't give you a second chance (nor a negative review even though i could have)

The state of your carpet has been mentioned by more than one trusted members anyway so it is not the question. The question is that out of 150/hr +extras why can't you be arsed to clean it or even replace it?
« Last Edit: August 02, 2018, 01:55:27 am by bigthickdick »

Alana Amor

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Offline bigthickdick

Lol, it's clean  :thumbsup:

I beg to differ.

The bedroom was a bit messy – the carpet was quite stained and I imagined that there must have been various liquids deposited (spurted?) there over time.

I had a great punt with her last year, funny how the OP mentions the carpet, I remember it looked like it hadn't been hoovered for about 2 years though can't remember any stains.

Alana Amor

  • Guest
Lol , Rug doctor! I will pay with kind 😜

Offline bigthickdick

Take your shows off then !

They might not want their socks get dirty :unknown:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Are you drunk or what? Your posts make no sense.
Judging by the posts as a whole i'd say she's on something, perhaps drinking the rug doctor and pissing on the carpet  :unknown:

Offline bigthickdick

Judging by the posts as a whole i'd say she's on something, perhaps drinking the rug doctor and pissing on the carpet  :unknown:

 :lol:

Offline bigthickdick

She found that question so upsetting she even reported it  :D but i think it was a valid question based on her posts. :music:

Offline Blackpool Rock

She found that question so upsetting she even reported it  :D but i think it was a valid question based on her posts. :music:
FFS just checked the Mod log and she has reported it, good job Admin has fuck all else to do  :dash:
She came on asking if she could post without getting hammered but ends up resorting to a typical prossies MO and throwing her toys out the pram  :dash:
Hopefully she will sleep off whatever she's been  :drinks:

Offline Bish

I’m in Manchester next week, I have to visit this infamous carpet.

Alana Amor

  • Guest
The carpet is cleaned regularly , clients walking in and out with shoes on is going to mark a beige carpet. I should ask clients to remove shoes on arrival however I'm sure there will be something to say about that also. 
You can't please everyone.

Alana Amor

  • Guest
Are you drunk or what? Your posts make no sense.

BTW a Rug Doctor from ASDA or B&Q is affordable even for those who don't make £150/hr and if used with their own carpet cleaner liquid it does miracles.  :hi:

I was actually, I'm human at the end of the day and had really bad news. Whining about condensation on tiles which is rediculous when visiting an escort and a questionable dirty carpet was the final straw. Apologies anyway....
« Last Edit: August 02, 2018, 09:21:22 am by Alana Amor »

Alana Amor

  • Guest
I beg to differ.

2 clients, out of how many do you think I've seen? Probably well over 1000 , Differ all you want.

STAR-LORD

  • Guest
Can I please comment on this thread and not be bashed?

As long as you keep this in mind in conjunction with the rules, you should be fine.  :hi:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

- Service providers
The site allows service providers to be members, but there is no tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. The site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'. Transsexual service providers may be members, but not male service providers. Service providers are recommended to join External Link/Members Only instead.

Alana Amor

  • Guest
As long as you keep this in mind in conjunction with the rules, you should be fine.  :hi:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

- Service providers
The site allows service providers to be members, but there is no tolerance for touting, flirting, attention-seeking and negative attitude towards punters. Service providers must respect the ethos of the site. The site is not a chat platform between clients and service providers, nor is it a support site for service providers. All service providers must reveal their working identities - no 'anonymous WGs'. Transsexual service providers may be members, but not male service providers. Service providers are recommended to join External Link/Members Only instead.

Well I certainly wasn't flirting last night :rolleyes:

Alana Amor

  • Guest
No i haven't seen you or your carpet because you cancelled on me short notice and i didn't give you a second chance (nor a negative review even though i could have)

The state of your carpet has been mentioned by more than one trusted members anyway so it is not the question. The question is that out of 150/hr +extras why can't you be arsed to clean it or even replace it?

If I cancelled short notice it will have been for a good reason, my life isn't easy due to my personal circumstances and no I'm not asking you to get the violins out.  Even though I may earn that per hour I'm not working 8 hr days I can't physically do it as I try to put 100% into bookings. I'm by no means rolling in it!

Alana Amor

  • Guest
FFS just checked the Mod log and she has reported it, good job Admin has fuck all else to do  :dash:
She came on asking if she could post without getting hammered but ends up resorting to a typical prossies MO and throwing her toys out the pram  :dash:
Hopefully she will sleep off whatever she's been  :drinks:

I didn't intentionally report anything.

johnboysalis

  • Guest
I think it is fair comment by Alana that she goes with the flow. I have found that if you are very turned on by her and are physical with her, she gushes like a fountain.

I suspect it all boils down to the personal chemistry...

Alana Amor

  • Guest
I think it is fair comment by Alana that she goes with the flow. I have found that if you are very turned on by her and are physical with her, she gushes like a fountain.

I suspect it all boils down to the personal chemistry...

It certainly does, it isn't just a job to me and I will admit on here on the odd occasion it doesn't work! That's life!

STAR-LORD

  • Guest
Well I certainly wasn't flirting last night :rolleyes:

I'll take your word for it.  :D

Alana Amor

  • Guest
I'll take your word for it.  :D

The one thing I can't be criticised for is I'm honest!